Sometimes Boner

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I'm @lollie.me if I was hiding under a bedsheet ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ Old enough to have had feelings about Biker Mice From Mars while it was on TV ๐Ÿ”ž 38, Gay+Grayace, He/Him

A screenshot of automatic recommendations for products to add to my wishlist, after I had added an emulation handheld to it. The recommendations are: 1. A massive rainbow-colored fantasy creature dildo 2. A set of ropes in rainbow colors, for shibari 3. A rainbow-anodized gunmetal buttplug with a big fluffy rainbow end
Along the top is a screenshot of an obvious scam message currently circulating, which reads "Hello, I know it's random but I have something to tell you important." Underneath is a doodle of my fursona holding his phone up to the viewer. It displays the following message: "YOU ARE OVERDUE for your FREE dicksucking appointment. Local foxes can help. ๐ŸฆŠ" Underneath is a pink glossy button that says "Learn More"
Two instances of my fursona Lollie (a fox with caramel fur, cream markings, and a chocolate brown side-bob hairdo), standing side by side in two different combinations of shirt and underwear. On the left, Lollie wears a shirt by Time Cowboy (timecowboy.threadless.com) called "Good" - a simple drawing of a blue rabbit's face smiling against pink fabric, and the word "Good" beneath it. He's also wearing matching pink briefs. On the right, Lollie wears a shirt by the sadly-defunct "Everyone Is Gay". This particular shirt features a line drawing of an emblem: a circle with a simply-drawn cat face in the center, the text "Everyone is Gay" curved along the circle's top edge, and "Est. 2010" curved along the bottom edge. The emblem is printed in maroon against a gray shirt. Lollie is also wearing gray briefs printed with maroon and black horizontal stripes in a repeating pattern. "Pink-shirt" Lollie stands with one arm leaning on a center pillar, his other hand resting on his hips, and one leg crossed behind the other, with a curious expression pointed towards the second "Gray-shirt" Lollie. "Gray-shirt" Lollie stands with his legs apart, one arm by his side, the other bent to hold his closed hand up near his shoulder. He smiles back at the first Lollie with closed eyes.
Artwork of Seibu Lions' Leo by ใกใใ‚ใถ (https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/39165388) except the shirt is edited two-fold: Leo is wearing the "I Always Think Of My Son" shirt from the quote post, and the shirt itself has been edited to display my fursona as the aforementioned son
A t-shirt featuring Goofy in a blue suit making a cute pose, surrounded by the text "GOOFY GOOF" in a Wordart-ass semi-circle curve and the subtitle "I ALWAYS THINK OF MY SON"
Printed on a bed spread: a painted illustration of a muscular tiger man working hard, carrying a large plank of wood while wiping sweat off his face with his shirt, showing his abs. This is the second picture from the quoted tweet. Originally sold by CyberConnect2 in 2021.
SuckMcJones' "Bento" body pillow in a magnetic poster hanger, hung up on the back of my bedroom door
Screenshot of my Bluesky profile. Relevant text reads: "Old enough to have had feelings about Biker Mice From Mars while it was on air"