Alexander DeGroot

@someyappingdork.bsky.social

152 Followers 49 Following

I’m a self published author who loves dogs, TTRPGs, and video games. I struggle to shut up and I am not sorry about it. Find my book here: https://a.co/d/ffEkFfo

A picture of an orange shooting target which has been shot 25 times. 20 shots hit the body, 4 hit the head, one missed the head.
A picture of a black and white cat some distance from the viewer, sitting on a sidewalk.
Two dogs sitting on a wood floor. Left is Zoe, a beagle mix. Right is Kilo, unknown mix, black and white fur.
A picture of a billboard at a gas station advertising the “Timcast IRL” podcast
A meme from the 2002 Spider-Man movie, where Green Goblin says to Spider-Man “You and I are not so different”. The meme has two lines above the image. The first line reads “Programmer: searching through code for missing parentheses” and the second reads “Me, writer: searching through draft for missing quotations mark”
Three rough sketches of a book cover, featuring a half face gas mask and the book title: “Bloodwhip”
A colorful banner in a downtown area reading “Food not bombs”
A photo showing thin sliced chicken breast with a price of $4.77 per pound, while regular chicken breast is $2.67 per pound, with the pack of pre sliced chicken containing nearly half as much chicken, while being about the same overall price
An edited picture of Link from Legend of Zelda, depicting him holding a picture of a significant piles of firearms, with the caption “it’s my autism and I get to choose the special interest”
A color-shifted picture of Sigmund Freud, with a caption reading “Evil Sigmund Freud be like your father loves you and supports you in a non sexual way”
A screenshot from SpongeBob, showing a crying child and his father. The child is crying “I don’t like spamming Eldritch Blast” with the father replying “Then why did you pick warlock?”
Mr Roger, drawing a house, saying “I’m not very good at it. But it doesn’t matter”, with the picture captioned “Sigmund Freud, inventing Psychiatry”
The “Distracted Boyfriend Meme” depicting Fantasy Authors looking at the concept of Trial by Combat, ignoring Sophisticated Medieval Justice Systems
An old, black and white photo of a cannon. The cannon has been strapped to a platform made of wood, allowing it to be pointed upwards to be used as artillery, which is clearly very unsafe for those who would use it. The image is captioned “On this day in Military History, the Safety Brief was born”
A tumblr post with the caption “Which one steals your heart?” Featuring close up pictures of a crow, a dog, a bat, and a cat, all looking directly into the camera
Two men standing looking at each other with a third sitting in the back, about to do an improv joke about a man who “Gets tremendously upset by trivial things”
The Swedish posted for the film Speed (1994) along with two signs stating a speed limit in Swedish, all to poke fun at the fact that the Swedish word for “Speed” is “Fart”
A picture of an online article titled “Genius Self-Defense Gadgets”, followed by a meme of a man presenting a Kalashnikov rifle as a better alternative.
A mysterious man with a red flaming sword and a large wolf standing in front of a dark landscape, with the caption “I’m a grown ass man do not yell at me or I will cry immediately”