Jay Metcalf

@somohapian.com

2083 Followers 3199 Following

🏳️‍🌈 (He/Him): Friend of the earth. Builder of the world of tora vyl drak. I like mashed potatoes. Cat & Dog. Columbus OH #BeKind

Trump depicted as a Doctor (just kidding, he’s Jesus in this AI slop)
MacBook, coffee in a stemware glass, spring flowers in a pink vase.
Minimalist ad with an owl in a polo shirt for a recruiting company - copy says "We Solve 'Who' Problems" and "From Hello to Hired" ... company logo for Metcalf Search at the bottom.
QTip box with marketing copy about endless possibilities.
email stating it is porn
Reddit thread, OP says they can’t do politics because they are unattractive and not smart, I say “counterpoint, have you seen Trump”
Balcony plants on a city street. Peaceful.
Relaxed black cat on white sofa. She’s kind of a bitch but we love her.
Plastic cup, with some water in it. Either half full or half empty.
Black cat on light sofa.
Black cat
Dog and a cat on a beige sofa with colorful blankets and a city window behind it.
A very fake award from Apple that grants an Apple Loyalty Achievement Award with an imaginary prize of one iPad Mini 7 Cellular.
Sign with moveable plastic letters that says “ICE is for cocktails, not cruelty”
Light color dog on white carpet, plants behind him and he’s very cute.
Pretty light color dog
Don't Feel Guilty For Doing What's Best For You.