Sorican

@sorican.bsky.social

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Just a nerd without any good answers to the real problems. Sorry.

a long haired dachshund peeking out between sage and tall ornamental grass, having been caught hunting for rabbits- which she never really knew what to do with if she did catch them. chocolate brown hair with a white snout and belly, looking at the camera as if to say 'I haven't been dropping no eaves'
Am autographed photo of Felicette, the space kitty, set next the rocket that took her into space.
An Indian rhinoceros standing on the beach angled towards the camera. Big ears facing forward as it stands on white sand with water in the background. Look, just because it’s a chubby unicorn doesn’t mean it’s not a unicorn.
the meme of a guy walking with his GF only he turns to check out another lady- photoshopped so that it is instead death turning to check out Lindsey Graham despite walking with Mitch McConnell.
Kim Jun Jong with a weird high and not tight haircut, with a center part while looking at the camera like he regrets scaring his barber so much that he wouldn’t point out he looks like a Doofus
Aerial photograph of a beach. Taken from above the water looking down onto the beach where Barbara Streissand's mansion was. You can see the blue-green water with dark patches of seaweed, the sandstone cliff above the sandy shore, and her mansion on the cliff. Wouldn't have been such a big deal if she didn't make it one.
A drawing of Vandals arriving on a beach, probably about to loot some shit. The dude the front has a really nifty shield and leather boots laced up the leg, blond, and really buff, wearing fur and a red cape, holding a gladius or spatha or something. Maybe he's really short and it's Sting. the guy next to him is brown haired/bearded, also wearing fur and laced-up leggings and a horned helmet. Behind them climbing up a cliff are two figures, one is almost certainly a bearded lady. Or just a dude with really bad fitting armor. The other is wearing a fur tunic and maybe actually a lady (cuz no beard. might also just be a kid.) holding a spear. behind them, are a number of longships, one in the distance still on the ocean.
Black short hair cat with greenish yellow eyes wearing a police-green vest that says “police”, a working cat from Amsterdam, sits on the outside of a window sill.
fossilized Sacabambaspis, which looks like a fish missing most it's fins- having only a tail, and like a giant lump with eyes.
a giant tesla coil throwing off electrical arcs.
A low-quality image of a penguin butler at a poolside. a towel over one wing and a tray with two tall jackboots on the other. Text reads “your boots, bootlicke
Lions field on YouTube, both shaking a cross and shouting “not approved!”. Bottom text reads “double not approved”
a car from the 1990 movie total recall,
A tweet by Ron Perlman with his photo set next to an orange cat, text says “yeah I know I look like this cat, now stop sending me this picture”
Screenshot of a search bar with predictive suggestion, the search query was 'who was the ghost writer for' with the predictive text finishing to '... art of the deal'
A portrait of Tartar Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat, with blue sky through leaves for a background. She’s a fluffy Siamese cat with a permanently grumpy face and pale green eyes. Captioned “NO.”
Asmorigan, a villain from Star Wars: Rebels, who is a fat slob, with 2 chins, a very lumpy face, with a dubious relationship with dental care. currently holing a pistol an being cartoonishly villainous.
An Indian Rhinoceros, with one horn, mostly standing facing the camera, but with their head turned, standing in a grassy field with shrubbery in the foreground an a treeline in the background
Fake movie poster spoofing oceans 11, except with Trump, Steve Bannon, Epstein and bill gates instead of the original actors. Title text reads “OH SHE’S ELEVEN”
RFK jr and kid rock in a hit ton with some kind of fake stone in the back clinking glasses of whole milk… looking like washed up losers about to shoot a 90’s porno together. Header reads “omg they’re drinking cum”
Klatu’s flying saucer from The Day The Earth Stood Still, slightly glowing, it has a center bell dome, that curves smoothly into a flat top before being sharply chamfered. The entire thing is a uniformed silvery brushed steel. It’s the iconic scene where the flying saucer is coming in to land at a baseball field that started that whole trope.
The Gunstsr from The Last Star Fighter. A central section with a cockpit, with two trapezoidal sections going out the sides and radiative panels. Four struts project off the corners, extending out into a shallow saltire. On the top and bottom of the corners, there’s 4 cylindrical pods.
A large man clad in very heavy winter clothes caked with ice. His wild hair and beard are are covered in giant ice cycles, with only his nose and eyes particularly visible. The background is set in a wooded forest with snow. Text reads “yeah, but it’s a dry cold.”
Black and white gif of Mr Rogers, flipping the bird with a smile on his face.
a fluffy bernadoodle with mostly black hair and white socks and muzzle, with a shock of white on the top her head, passed out mid-sploot. she tried to keep up. she really did.
Black and white photo of Philo Farnsworth, inventor of the television, sitting at a desk in a gray suit,
a brown bowl of chicken and dumplings. The soup has buisquity-dumplings along with carrots, celery and a brown chicken stock made a bit cloudy with a splash of lemon juice. the dumplings are 255g self rising flour or AP flour with an appropriate amount of baking powder and soda in it, 55g of cold butter cut into the flour, along with whatever fresh herbs you like (Chives and parsley for me.) Salt to taste. 3/4 cups buttermilk. it's best to cut the butter and the dry ingredients in before starting the soup/filling and keep that in the fridge. Mix in the buttermilk and drop in largish balls. They'll double in size. Bake in a 350f oven, covered for 20 minutes then 10 minutes uncovered (or any combination there. Uncovered will let the dumplings brown more if you like that.) The filling started with 2 finely choped shallots, and crushed/minced garlic cloves added just as they start turning translucent. the shallots will mostly break down. I also added the carrots in and let those sautee with the onions for a bit. I used left over dark meat from roasted chicken, but you can use any kind of chicken. if it still raw, fry it off with the onions until it's browned- doesn't need to be fully-fully inside, just get some color on there (the chicken will continue cooking when you add the stock and bake the dumplings. same goes for the veggies- unless you like mushy carrots, don't go too far on them.) A splash of lemon isn't really needed, but it brightens everything up, even if its easy to go to hard and overwhelm everything else. white wine is another option that's well received.
two older trees, one in the background, in a fairly open field with patchy grass. the trunk has a white urinal strapped to it with a tube going into the ground a the base.
A composite meme showing 3 images from the Seven Year’s War, with musket-armed infantry, including British red coats and French, as well as cavalry and a fourth image of a mastic map showing troop movements into Ohio. The upper text reads, “imagine starting a global conflict” and the bottom text reads “Over Ohio”
Tesla model Y interior trim, with the red circle showing where you’re to lift for the emergency door release, which is covered by fabric trim.
a space invader's arcade table, with the display built into the table top, and controls and buttons set into a lower shelf or on the side. the space invader aliens are on the tv screen.
5 panel meme made of screenshots from Star Trek DS9, featuring an exchange between Dr Beshir and Garak. Garak starts with his cynically inquisitive look, saying “this ‘Santa Claus’ operates a vast real-time data gathering regime, spies on everyone on the planet, and categorizes them into beautifully binary groups of ‘naught’ and ‘nice’ - for the purpose of facilitating later actions based on membership of one or the other groups?” In the second panel, Dr Beshir replies: “I don’t think that’s quite the moral of the Christmas story, here, Garak. But yes, that is… accurate.” In the third panel, Garak continues: “This Mr. Claus. He also keeps an entire subspecies of your planet as slave labor who don’t question his rule at all? They just toil at their tasks without fail and have the ability to make perfectly indiscernible imitations of proprietary products? Beshir answers, “That’s not the point, Garak!” The last panel, Garak confesses with a smile, “the further I research this Santa Fellow, the more I begin to admire him…. And fear his capabilities.”
Obi Wan Kenobee saying 'Hello there.'
Mariah Carey in a red and white santa outfet with red gloves and black belt, hands held up and out, superimposed with an ice cube. Title reads "THIS IS YOUR WARNING", subtext reads "the Maria Carey defrosting process has begun"
The day Luigi finally snapped. A man sitting in a Luigi costume sitting in a park, hands folded under his chin deviously. Behind him sits an upside down costume head of Mario.
a leaf sheep- scientific name Costasiella kuroshimae- is an adorable little sea slug named for it's appearance like a sheep- with green fronds instead of a wooly coat. This one is pictured against a sandy bottom eating algae, with a white face and purple spots on it's cheeks, as well as purple frosted tips on it's fronds. two blackish-purple horn-like rhinophores look like long floppy ears. These little guys are among other sea slugs like Emerald Elysia, who are the only animals to photosynthesize.
Photo of the Jan 6 pipe bomber.
an Indian Rhino walking, angled towards the camera, hay laid in the foreground with a background of shrubbery. An Indian Rhinoceros has 1 horn, making it a chubby unicorn.
screenshot of AP's live results for the NYC mayoral race. Mamdani won with 1,033,471 votes. (aka 50.4%) Cuomo has 852,881 and Sliwa has 145,858, for a combined 998,739
The gasden flag snack, except bound in rope with a leather choker. Caption reads “tread on me, daddy”.
the dumbass-normie-jedi bell curve meme captioned, above the dumbass "knowing that dinosaurs walked with humans", the normie, at the top of the bell curve, "Knowing that humans and dinosaurs were separated by 65 million years of evolution." the Jedi is captions "Knowing that fried chickenis amazing."
Tootsie the Dachshund trying to figure out what you're doing down on her level. She's walknig up with a grin on her face, in the grass. and totally not about to try and give kisses.
A unicorn smiling at the camera. Also known as an Indian Rhinoceroses
Screenshot of Title 18 USC 2331, chapter 113b, part one, defining terrorism. The screenshot reads: "(5) the term "domestic terrorism" means activities that- (A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State; (B) appear to be intended - (i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and ...
Bernedoodle with black hair and white socks, muzzle and tail-tip splooted out on the floor, blepping.
A screenshot of leveticus 25:44-46, from Biblegateway.com, the nrsvue translation. The verses read: “ As for the male and female slaves whom you may have, it is from the nations around you that you may acquire male and female slaves. You may also acquire them from among the aliens residing with you and from their families who are with you who have been born in your land; they may be your property. You may keep them as a possession for your children after you, for them to inherit as property. These you may treat as slaves, but as for your fellow Israelites, no one shall rule over the other with harshness.
a black and white "hand writing drill" with lines and dotted letters for kids to trace and learn to write with.
political cartoon with a street sign based on Cracker Barrel's old log, but instead of cracker barrel, it reads "Epstein Files?" with trump and somebody else looking up at it. The caption reads "On second thought, tell them I prefer the new logo" referencing the updated Cracker Barrel's new minimalist logo.
Photograph of an older dachshund with milk chocolate hair and a white snout and paws trotting up to the camera in a sun dappled grass.
Photograph of a chubby unicorn standing in a dirt road flanked by tall grass. Also known as an Indian Rhinoceros. Look, it has one horn and looks like a horse.
a bay horse facing the camera, with hair flying in the wind, caught by golden sunlight. Text says "maybe she's barn with it... maybe it's neigh-belline".
black and white gif of Mr Roger give the finger. Actually giving two fingers, to the fucks messing with PBS. (context to the gif is Mr Rogers singing "where is Thumbkin" with a bunch of kids. but eh. he knew what he was doing. as evidenced by the smile and smirk in the full video
a sketch depicting the Boston Tea Party, with patriots storming ships of the British East India Company. The ship's hull is black and yellow, with it's sails furled, and St. George's cross flying off the spinacker pole (a red union jack on a white field.) A red jolly boat in the foregrown with cargo, while in the background a diverse crowd was standing on the wharf. In the words of Samuel Adams: This is the most magnificent Movement of all. There is a Dignity, a Majesty, a Sublimity, in this last Effort of the Patriots, that I greatly admire. The People should never rise, without doing something to be remembered—something notable And striking. This Destruction of the Tea is so bold, so daring, so firm, intrepid and inflexible, and it must have so important Consequences, and so lasting, that I cant but consider it as an Epocha in History.[80]
A giant iceberg found floating outside the town of Dildo, Newfoundland. Yes. It’s real. Yes, it was shaped like a phallus. Yes, you may post that meme now. (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/town-of-dildo-phallic-iceberg-photo/)
Long haired dachshund with milk chocolate hair and white markings coming over to say “Hai”, with a big grin on her face.
a scan by an electron microscope showing a tardigrade laying on it's back, playing the world's saddest song on the world's tinniest (90um) violin.
Silhouette of the offending owl, and his mate loafing just below him.
4 panel comic by @pierremortel in muted colors, first pale greens and yellows. Each panel getting progressively redder. The first panel shows an old man in a sweater feeding ducks by the river, saying “Here lil’ duckies. Have some bread! There’s a lot of you today!” With the ducks quacking back. In the second panel a swoll duck-man shows up saying “the time has come.” In the third panel, the duckman consoles the old guy, saying “do not fear, stale bread man. You have fed us.” The third panel says “you will be spared.” As the duckman is joined by the duck army.