Sharkey 2.0

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Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word Metroidvania.

Comic of a baby elf shouting "I'M GONNA SAY A SLUR!"
A motor home parked in the desert, in front are some trashy flamingoes, a pair of deck chairs, a garishly painted dresser with some flowers and a ridiculous metal duck on top, and a webber grill.
a giant viper devouring the earth. It is captioned "happening right now"
Some middle aged twink posing with a tardis in the desert
Star Trek's salt sucker lookin fat and sassy
An OG star traks gorn rocking an apron made out of a 60s shower curtain
Photo of the same stove with a stir fry going, a minecraft creeper sticker is next to the gas knob
Photo of a stovetop that looks like a face
Photo of an absolutely pigshit tabby cat that keeps coming back for some reason
Earthbound screen. Ness' mom is saying "Mothers understand these things. Eat some ASS and scoot up to bed."
Earthbound screen. Ness' mom is saying "Pokey, you don't like ASS, do you? T*O*O*BAD!"
Screenshot of a dril post that reads "me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point"
Leo pointing meme. He's wearing a yellow shirt while holding a beer and cigarette and is already aging sideways.
Photo of a desert sunset, with pink under lighting the clouds and some trees in the foreground
Screen from The Thing. Macready is recording "Nobody trusts anybody now. And we're all very tired.
Some twink is wearing harlequin makeup and a shitty suit while casting a side eye at a Tendril (inhumanoids) figure perched on his shoulder. A grandma lamp looks on from the background, judgmentally.
Photo of a grasshopper mouse sitting in some leaf litter looking cute as the dickens.
A luridly yellowish green painted dresser atop which rests a pot of succulents, some rocks, a silly duck with an umbrella, some flamingos doing yoga, and a pot of petunias. A webber grill and the wall of a motor home are in the background
Cover of the April 1990 issue of Analog magazine. It features a goat-like alien wearing a sash and wasaay too many pieces of flair bestowing gifts on a huddled mass of the dispossessed. The featured story is "The Common Goal of Nature" by Michael F. Flynn
A brown haired girl doing the T pose and lightshow thing again
Minecraft screenshot of a nerd popping a T pose while gold light shoots from his head and hands
An RV is parked on a railed barge which is powering off to certain death
Screenshot from the beginning of Xenogears. Zohar or whatever has flipped out and is flooding the ship's view screen with "You shall be as gods"
Screenshot from Lagrange Point (NES). A robot weapon shop keeper dressed like Orville Redenbacher is offering to sell a CoronaGun
Picture of a giant crosseyed tabby cat sitting on a plaid bedspread looking like a stupid no good asshole.
Screenshot from City of Heroes. The CEO of Earth is standing in a fancy high tech supervillain base. Some thirty year old looking PCs are incongruously sitting on desks.
Marceline (adventure time) is saying "because no one lives long enough to see the pattern I guess."
Milbenkäse ("mite cheese"), called Mellnkase in the local dialect and often known as Spinnenkäse ("spider cheese"), is a German speciality cheese. It is made by flavouring balls of quark (a type of soft cheese) with caraway and salt, allowing them to dry, and then leaving them in a wooden box containing rye flour and cheese mites for about three months. An enzyme in the digestive juices excreted by the mites causes the cheese to ripen.[1] Milbenkäse tastes similar to Harzer cheese, but with a bitter note (increasing with age) and a zesty aftertaste. Mites clinging to the cheese rind are consumed along with the cheese.
Wikipedia category page for Fire hawks, "Australian birds of prey that can spread fires to prey on escaping animals."
Screenshot from Blaster Master of Sofia The 3rd NORA MA-01. It has all the tricked out bits.
A tan lizard is sunning himself on an orange rock. He looks kinda smug about it.
Patrick Troughton as the second doctor who lookin like a hobo with a Moe Howard haircut.
Screenshot from Zork (1981) West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. >fuck mailbox What a loony!
James and Pyramid Head just vibin
A hand written blog post from 2003. Beneath a sketch of a suave lookin guy leaning against a wall is written "If you see a guy leaning with one foot against the wall, that's a male prostitute. If you see a guy leaning with two feet against the wall - " (sketch of spider man clinging to the wall with has mask partially pulled up, smoking cigarettes) "- that's spider-man, shake his hand."