Shane O'Neill

@sozdba.bsky.social

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SQL Server Database Administrator PowerShell automation Coffee, whiskey, etc.

Left is tuned query returned 95k rows in 13 seconds Right is the pre-tuned query still running after an hour 32 mins with no rows returned
A screen showing the last 3 minutes of extra time of a hurling match, with the tv saying auto-power off in 1 minute
Swedish whisky with a recipe generated by AI
Statistics io and statistics time for 2 queries in SQL Server. Original top one shows elapsed time is 63 million milliseconds and the bottom one is 2 thousand milliseconds
A book of Maori Myths and Legends, with the cover showing a Maori youth and a giant bird
2 bowls of slighlty charred salmon pieces on egg fried rice
A bookcase with a shelf with broken headphones on it.
Alcohol flame in a thimble
Midway through putting a shoe holder together in left midground, with Schitt's Creek in the left background. Packaging strewn to the right foreground
PowerShell output showing progress of inserting 300+ books into Postgres using Golang
Mangled text output of a `go test` command...
Bomb disposal operative fully suited up in gear with a big stick to explode bombs...
A picture of a comfy leather chair, laptop, whiskey, reading light, and library
A slide with the title and presenter name on it
A presenter to the right-hand side of the photo, leaning against the podium, with the title slide on the wall behind them
A presenter on stage in front of their slide with the title of the talk on the slide
A volunteer with sqlbits on the back of his shirt in front of a slide with the title of the talk
Rows of people in seats before a presenter in front of his slides, with a intro slide on the screen
A presentation slide on a screen on a stage all illuminated in neon
A speaker in front of their slides, arms widespread and a smile on their face
Picture with the book "AI for Everyday IT" in the foreground, and the author and her slides in the background.
A picture of a presentation slide in a lecture hall with people under it, showing the title and a dog in upper right corner
A bee that is about to fly into the flower of an apple tree.
A view of Rusheen Bay with stone beach in the foreground, a clear blue bay in the middle, and hills and cliffs and blue skies in the background
The cover of the programme with 2 male actors playing instruments with the title "Three Short Comedies" by Sean O'Casey
A casserole dish resting on a kitchen island filled with cooked pork, apples, and potatoes
A stack of 3 pancakes with honey and maple syrup
Output from a golang `go run` showing a list of books with title author editor and genre of each
A picture of a tv with the title of the series "Murder, She Wrote" on screen
A calendar view where the colour gets darker anytime a blog post is published. There are 2 spots; 1 in Feb 2024 and 1 in Jan 2025
VSCode showing some code in the background with outputs saying "successfully connected" and formatted print of "Book: Snowflake by Author: Nealon, Louise. Genres: Fiction, Novel"
A glass filled with the cocktail old-fashioned in front, with a taller glass filled with an Espresso Martini behind it.
A counter top with 2 pizza boxes, a glass of champagne, and a can of fanta
A book by Manchán Magan titled "Thirty-two Words for Field"
A goodreads notification showing a percent bar complete, with 45 out of 45 books read for 2024
Office congratulations meme Left : "security congratulating me for never clicking a phishing email" Right : "me just too busy to open emails and working mainly from DMs"
An "attempt" at building the base of a bed frame
A "feuerzangenbowle"
A bakewell tart with powder sugar, side of cream, and a flat-white coffee in the background
A woman walking beneath lighted arches with prancing unicorns made of light on either side. There's another lighted unicorn in the background.
A page from the book "Pro Go" with a note saying the author does not want to be contacted about their examples showing dislike for a particular sport. They dislike all sport equally, and only do long distance running to get away from people who talk about sport.
A screenshot of a sql server execution plan showing 2 index scans with an expected value of 1 and a scanned value of 24022010. It says -2147483648% done
Stew in front of a fire
A pie chart with orange 47% read and darker blue 53% unread. In the top left it says 350 total, 186 marked as isRead = False, and 164 marked as isRead = true.