Spacebear J

@spacebearj.bsky.social

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I'm just the worst.

A non-binary caucasian afab person grins in front of the inclusive pride flag, and a filter has caused an illusory opposum to perch on their head. The possum looks wistful - the person looks pleased.
A rocky, moss-covered chunk of rock sticks out of the sea on the Isle of Lewis, Scotland. The rock has lovely swirling patterns that happened over thousands of years when the earth's surface shifted. A rugged, lonely, beautiful view.
A large rectangular silver foil tray full of salted caramel banana pudding.
Two posters in the window of (presumably) a pizza parlor. One has the ninja turtle Raphael riding a skateboard with a slice of pizza in one hand and his weapon in his other hand. The other poster has Donatello posing with pizza and his weapon. Red text on the posters appears to read "Say pizza to drugs, say no to yes" but it's most likely supposed to say "say no to drugs, say yes to pizza".
Cover art for the game World of Warcraft featuring a dwarven character and a night elf.
Pumpkin painted to look like Derpy the blue tiger from Kpop Demon Hunters and a smaller pumpkin on top that resembles his bird friend Sussie.
Drawing of Nick Valentine, the synthetic detective from Fallout 4. He's holding his shirt open to show a hole revealing an inner pink neon sign shaped like a heart with an arrow through it. His yellow eyes stare through you below the rim of his fedora.
Red neon sign in a wing place in Scotland that says "it'll never work".
A box of Wyld's 1000mg thc gummies, pear flavor.
Parody menu of Guy Fieri's restaurant. Too long to type here but it's very silly.
Statue in a spooky Necropolis portraying two skeletons draped in flowering vines embracing, while two skeletons in robes watch them from below. Vases of white roses on either side are in latticed hollow urns filled with a green glow.
Watercolor, marker and glitter painting of Old Gregg from The Mighty Boosh with multicolored streaks radiating from behind him. Sideways text is somewhat visible (because the canvas was previously used) saying "But first, coffee".
Cute sleeping blonde chihuahua surrounded by blankets.
Deeply cursed image of a masculine-presenting adult human in a pink sweater making a deranged face while surrounded by three hideous monkey-like puppets with knives. Might be AI, might be from a 1970's children's show, honestly don't know.
Blonde chihuahua snuggled in a pile of pillows and blankets on a couch looking cozy.
Cute old chihuahua snuggled in a pile of pillows and blankets.
A chubby tabby cat sleeps in a dog bed while a displeased chihuahua looks to dad for help.
Lae'zel and Shadowheart are pictured wearing a t-shirt that says "Our get along shirt". Both of their heads are sticking out of the neck hole, Lae'zel's left arm is exiting the left armhole and Shadowheart's right arm is exiting the right armhole. Her hand forms a peace sign and she's looking down and slightly smiling. Lae'zel looks...unenthused.
A shabby wooden bookshelf covered in tiny figures from games and pop culture such as Nick Valentine, Handsome Jack, Astarion, Data, Claptrap, Johnny Silverhand, Grumpy Cat and many more.
Karlach is a beautiful lady with red skin, one curvy reddish-brown horn and the stub of a second horn. She has lots of scars, tattoos, and metal vents in her skin because her heart is an infernal engine. She has a fun punk rock haircut like a floppy mohawk with dreads with silver jewelry. She is pictured looking skeptical, maybe, in an outdoor setting near a tent.
An image of Astarion's face with a faint smirk. He's a beautiful High Elf with wavy silver hair and red eyes.
Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge, pictured sitting and singing with many of the other cast members of the Muppet Christmas Carol during the scene near the end of the film where Bob Cratchit and his family are about to enjoy their Christmas feast.
Drawing of a cartoon bear relaxing with a beverage while bathing in a red mug full of hot cocoa and marshmallows. The words "stay cozy" are printed on the mug. Unsure if the mug is huge or the bear is tiny.
Fluttershy pony painted on a blue pumpkin.
Hand-drawn imperfect sketch of the Freestar Rangers phoenix logo from the game Starfield on an orange pumpkin.
Box of Taskmaster Christmas crackers with Greg Davies and Little Alex Horne on the box.
Two small saucers of messy but delicious cookies and a third smaller ramekin of the cookies.
Clear shotglass of fresh passionfruit juice pictured beside blue metal cup of dried bunnytail grass. Metal cup has a bear face design.