Old Man Vandehey

@spaceninja.com

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Front-end architect & CSS specialist at @cloudfour.com in sunny Portland, Oregon. Freelance dungeon master. UFO Nerd @veryexcitingtime.com. Curator: @fridayfrontend.com. He/him. 🔗 https://spaceninja.com

Screenshot of an uncommon duck pet for Claude Code.
Red cloth draped over a white concrete wall. Black calligraphy on the cloth reads "Fascism is bound to lose; Fight back; Fascism is bound to lose."
Three recent Marvel comic book cover: Moon Knight, One World Under Doom, and Hulk, all showing weird body horror face tearing imagery.
Screenshot of an email newsletter where the final paragraph has an incredibly large font size, to the point where not even a full word will fit on a line, and all the characters are overlapped to the point where they're barely readable.
Screenshot of a YouTube error, saying "Your Home feed has expired."
An automated slack message titled "Daily Standup Reminder." The avatar on the message is a photo of Paul Rudd smiling in a shirt and tie, holding a cup of coffee, from a strange video where he generates videos of himself dancing. A little hint of subversion to spice up your work day!
A chart showing books read by publication year. The x-axis shows the "read in" date, from 2016 through 2024, and the y-axis shows the "published in" date from -1000 to 2500. All dots on the graph but two are clustered near the year 2000 for publication date, with two dots between -500 and -1000 representing the Odyssey and Iliad.
Screenshot of a writing progress tracker, showing 101,400 words written of a 100,000 word goal.
Sick drawing of a werewolf ripping his shirt off in front of an American flag, with the caption "I Voted"
Photo of an upper floor in a brick building. For no apparent reason, a white horse is standing behind one of the windows, looking ominously down at the street. The caption says "SOON"
Scott, out of breath, glasses fogged up, but still grinning at the end of his 30-minute run.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #72,691, Old Man Vandehey ‪@spaceninja.com‬, joined on May 12, 2023"
Screenshot of Anderson Cooper on CNN, looking concerned, with a chyron reading "it's a lot", with no further context given.
A campaign poster for Kamala Harris by Shepard Fairey in the style of his Obey Giant artwork. Harris is rendered in a posterized style, entirely in shades of blue except for her red lips. She is looking up and to the right, and the word "FORWARD" is in a bold blue font at the bottom.
Batman laughing and describing a meme he saw to Commissioner Gordon, who looks unamused.
Screenshot of my homepage, styled like a D&D character sheet. There's a photo of me rendered in half-tone, like a poor photocopy. The text is filled out with blue ink. Under "class and level" I'm listed as a Level 23 Front-End Web Developer and a Level 14 Dungeon Master. My top attribute is NERD, and my top skills are storytelling, writing, and web standards.
Screenshot of my GitHub contributions showing 1337 contributions in the last year, making me officially a "leet" coder.
Title card for the video "How to Publish an Updated Version of an npm Package," featured a photo of Scott, where the grey in his beard makes him look like a kindly wizard who wants to teach you how to work with npm for some reason.
Screenshot of Carl Weathers on Arrested Development holding a bone, saying "Baby, you got a stew goin'".
Cartoon word balloons showing the new selectors — is, not, has, where, & — each with a question mark, implying confusion about them.
Poorly photoshopped flier inviting the read to "Join us in the great Dana Point Turkey Trot Bar Crawl." A woman wearing a terrible turkey costume and sunglasses stands near the headline. Details for a bar crawl proceeding to four destinations, presumably in Dana Point follow. At the bottom is a photo of a blonde realtor, Kristal, who is, I guess, inviting us to her bar crawl in the hopes of selling us a house?
Cute illustration of a bird sitting in a nest. The bird is saying "&", which is the new CSS nesting selector.
Screenshot of an email from EdFinancial saying "You have a received a new message regarding your student loans, please log in to view this message. It is important to check your inbox regularly."
Marge Simpson, holding a potato, saying "I just think they're neat."
oh no
Cover art for the podcast, showing two figures gesturing at a light in the sky