Allison Online 💾

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Allison | 2^5 years old | she/her | Kmart lesbian | Заслуженный Изобретатель СССР | Only has the good disorders

It's that meme where some guy is at a casino I think and the top says 'this is google plus bitch' and the bottom says 'we clown in this mothafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to facebook' except it looks like an old CRT TV with subtitles, and google plus and facebook are switched to AV1 and HDMI
A Casio FX-81 calculator next to a Radio Shack calculator that is the exact same model but with different colours
Allison lighting a cigarette with a grimy old kerosene blowtorch
Nigel the cat, sitting on a bench in a vet's office
It's Nigel, the cat, sitting up and looking at the camera attentively
Screenshot of a Simpsons quote "You're one of a kind, Marge, and nobody deserves this more than you." -Hutz's final onscreen dialogue
User interface from Team Fortress 2. YOU ARE NOW ON BLU! The teams have been auto--balanced
A keyboard that is actually very old and large
A glass bottle full of blue liquid with hand written labels reading 'KEROSENE FLAMMABLE POISON'
An eBay listing of an exponential scale potentiometer. Turns out they make those
A silver-grey and white cat missing his front left leg, sitting up in a weird way