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Artisan AI ad: "Artisans won't complain about work-life balance"
Seinfeld "you don't know how to hold the reservation" meme: YOU SEE YOU KNOW HOW TO GUZZLE THE RAW ICE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO FREEZE THE WATER
Calvin reciting the GROSS passphrase: - Verse Seven: TIGERS ARE PERFECT, THE E-PIT-O-ME OF GOOD LOOKS AND GRACE AND QUIET.UH.UM-DIGNITY
Quote From Man Stabbed "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Handy sez: "READ A BOOK!"
lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
TNG episode where Q puts Picard and friends into a Robin Hood story. Worf as Will Scarlet protests: "I am not a merry man!"
Dinesh "This is the blasphemy of stripping an event of its essential meaning" tweet, but edited so he's much more appropriately quote-tweeting Trump's "HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY!" tweet.
Impact of Pretext Stop Bans on Discoveries, Searches, and Arrests by Race Comparison of Pro- and Post-Policy Outcomes Black Hispanic Outcome Pre Post Pre Post Drugs discovered 2.76 2.30 1.37 0.94 Guns discovered 1.30 0.63 Any contraband 5.44 2.94 3.49 1.88 Searches conducted 12.34 8.60 • 8.85 3.76 « Arrests made 5.67 3.77 3.74 2.51 White Pre Post " 2.341.06 0.31 0.70 4.68 4.60 10.737.07 5.63 7.77 '... p<0.001, " p<0.01, • p<0.05. - indicates insufficient sample size.
Millipede, Sundog, Hack, Super Mario 3, Doom II, Starcraft, Half-Life, VtMB, Gone Home
THE SCIENCE FICTION HALL OF FAME VOLUME I
@elonmusk Please put "Never went to therapy" on my gravestone
@ConroyForReal There is no such thing as “hypocrisy” to someone who believes everything they do is de facto correct and justified. When you do this, you look like you’re laughing at an alligator for not wearing pants. It doesn’t know what pants are, and also, it wants to kill and eat you.
A Message to Zoomers: In Defense of "Racism" & Wolfshead t January 8, 2026 • Culture, Politics 1 Comment In 2026, with the borders overrun and the Great Replacement in full swing, the time for Boomer-era tiptoeing is over. The word "racism" isn't a scarlet letter—it's a battle cry ...
wint @dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" 1:52 • 02 Jun 14
Gallery of fake AI-generated faces inspired by the actual photo of the masked killer.
https://tenpages.github.io/us-level/us.html
char siu (steamed BBQ pork bun)
People gathered around a massive beach bonfire at night.
lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
derek guy @ @dieworkwear Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
Denizcan S. @MrFilmkritik When someone disagrees with you online & demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a logically sound defense, u can save a lot of time by not doing that. Dude, I've known u for ten seconds & enjoyed none of them, I'm not taking homework assignments from you.
"how do you do fellow kids" but it's an atlantic writer pretending to be a socialist
Dennis from It's Always Sunny confronts the tech exec responsible for his app-enabled rental car nightmare.
wint @dril issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" 3:02 AM • 2/15/17 from Earth
HI MY NAME IS ROY I GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL FOR CHEATING. BUY MY CHEATING TOOL CLUELY.COM
"don't make me tap the sign" meme, for Betteridge's Law of Headlines (any headline ending in a question mark can be answered by the word "no")
political quadrants: authoritarian left = 1917 authoritarian right = 1488 libertarian left = 420 libertarian right = 12
sink with sign saying "no sink riding!"
screenshot showing "AI Avatar or Banner" labeler giving a heads up that this user is likely to be a genAI shill
First time?
Everything I don't like is NIMBY: A BOOK FOR TECH DICKHEADS "This engine is NIMBY!"
"Matt Yglesias Follower" label over the post text "I hate to be that guy, but"
Screenshot of Sundog showing the UI for replacing components in a ship system.
mocking spongebob: i'm certainly happy to try
Screenshot of "Barbarian"
Ms Pac-Man
triumph the insult comic dog
Tycho and Gabe are assimilated by Landos
launch page showing 666 followers
screenshot of this skeet with the current ratio (1.1k replies, vs 210 likes) circled
Compass rose showing direction to Mecca laid over a map of the PAC. It's more closely aligned to a side than it is to any corner, suggesting that the original claim didn't do this basic level of checking to attempt plausibility, or they'd have said "side" rather than "corner".
CPI calculation showing that inflation-adjusted minimum wage from 1970 ($1.45) would translate to $12.37 in 2025.
Tommy Lee Jones is disappointed but not surprised.
Marc Andreessen I was born in 1971 in lowa and grew up in Wisconsin. My cohort of citizens was told that we just had to put up with this
spooky fawn @singtoconley ME: *sips coffee* "hm, yes, this is definitely the Mass Effect of coffees" BARISTA: "i am actually begging you to leave" ME: "this chair is the Fallout of furniture" BARISTA: *sobbing* ME: "vibeo gane," quoting: Elon Musk @elonmusk Twitter is Dark Souls of social media. Reddit is Bloodborne. Insta is Zelda. 10/23/18, 3:41 PM
Graph of NYC primary turnout by age, showing young voters beating out older voters so they could vote for Mamdani.
Chris Conroy @ConroyForReal There is no such thing as "hypocrisy" to someone who believes everything they do is de facto correct and justified. When you do this, you look like you're laughing at an alligator for not wearing pants. It doesn't know what pants are, and also, it wants to kill and eat you. 3:11 PM • Jul 19, 2020
Blocked/blurred JD Vance profile.
Tweet from official White House account saying "WE WILL KILL YOU"
Weather forecast for 6/14 predicting a total of 0.28 in rainfall for the entire day.
IT Crowd still of Jen holding a picture that Roy has obviously edited his ex out of. Moss says: "yeah, it's like someone broke up with Stalin."
word doc posted by mtl-science earlier today saying "...the patterns of life are simple... coronavirus bingo, Reagan died in 2004 -- SARS"
D0G from Half-Life 2
"Sure, I'm a Marxist!" shirt with Chico, Groucho, Harpo, and Karl.
Batman "this is the weapon of the enemy" meme, with the "weapon" being CRINGE "HUMOR".
In 2024, DEA seized more than 60 million fentanyl-laced fake pills and nearly 8,000 pounds of fentanyl powder. The 2024 seizures are equivalent to more than 380 million lethal doses of fentanyl. https://www.dea.gov DEA.gov: Home
best I can do is more police overtime
Republicans: "We want what's worst for everyone" "We're just plain evil"
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