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@spandexphoenix.neocities.org

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Flame‐coloured bird. Profoundly asocial. Avian, transformable, wearable (leotard form). 🔞NSFW. It/its/that. Non-Newtonian. Don't attribute me. https://spandexphoenix.neocities.org/ #phoenix

“I bet they knew.” — Ritsuko Akagi
A crude two-frame illustration of a phoenix stepping out. Surrounded by various 🐦‍🔥 phoenix emoji designs.
An anthropomorphic phoenix wearing a resplendent turquoise leotard.
Amu (Amulet Heart) from Shugo Chara, pointing with confidence.
The basement at the Science Museum in London. Primary-coloured bricks and decorated concrete pillars.
[BBC News] Retail Thefts: £985 million spent on crime prevention (Source: British Retail Consortium).
An illustration by @coyotesocks.bsky.social of an anthropomorphic phoenix wearing a superhero costume. The shiny spandex bodysuit fits the phoenix perfectly; only its head, wings & tailfeathers are uncovered. Almost as if painted on, the spandex forms a tight cameltoe among the phoenix's plump labia. The suit is cyan with a hot pink pattern resembling a leotard; there is a red oval jewel, reminiscent of an Ultraman colour timer, just below the chest. The costume also includes a pair of white knee-high boots and a translucent visor covering the phoenix's eyes.
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OpenTTD 14.1 with OpenGFX2. The game shows a well-connected town against large fortified borders.
Yam with a phoenix on head.
Tessellated phoenixes.
Two models wearing shiny Leohex-branded long-sleeved leotards.
The Annoying Dog from Undertale+Deltarune and a phoenix.
An anthropomorphic phoenix stands in a ring-shaped machine; the machine is applying a clingfilm-like nanoskin to the phoenix's body, forming a smooth powersuit. The skintight costume resembles a shiny black leotard & thigh-high leggings over a pink bodysuit, leaving only the phoenix's head uncovered. The tips of the arms & wings of the powersuit are still attached to the base of the machine; the phoenix cries and struggles to pull itself free from the stretchy nanoskin.
Pixel art of a phoenix.
An OpenTTD screenshot showing an overengineered three-way monorail junction.
An illustration by @becdegaz.hoof.place of a phoenix, wings unfurled, with a shiny LaserDisc levitating over its head like a halo.
Ho-Oh in flight (low resolution).
An OpenTTD screenshot showing multiple wide canals. From the north-west, two massive diagonal canals split off from a canal "roundabout". Another canal cuts through a mountain at grade while other canals use locks & aqueducts to rise, fall & traverse the landscape. Absolutely no vehicles or stations are visible.
A phoenix glares contemptibly at you.
Pixel art of a phoenix.
A human says “Wanna make out?” to a phoenix. The phoenix responds “[inscrutable countenance]”.
An illustration by @coyotesocks.bsky.social of an anthropomorphic phoenix wearing a superhero costume. The shiny spandex bodysuit fits the phoenix perfectly; only its head, wings & tailfeathers are uncovered. Almost as if painted on, the spandex forms a tight cameltoe among the phoenix's plump labia. The suit is cyan with a hot pink pattern resembling a leotard; there is a red oval jewel, reminiscent of an Ultraman colour timer, just below the chest. The costume also includes a pair of white knee-high boots and a translucent visor covering the phoenix's eyes.
A tin of Sour Apple flavour Dragon Soop, a caffeinated alcoholic beverage (7.5% vol). Also in the photo are an Earth Garon toy and a copy of Wicked The Soundtrack on audio CD.
A screenclipping from https://spandexphoenix.neocities.org/fullsize.html in dark mode. The heads of three depictions of a phoenix (a @jonnyspong.bsky.social illustration, the Nojo Color Emoji phoenix emoji and my self-portrait) each have their dual-pointed crests highlighted with a Caribbean Blue-coloured oval; the image is captioned “However you choose to depict me, my crest should have two distinct tips.” typeset in Windsor Bold (the word ｢crest｣ is a hyperlink).
Spines of pre-remastered audio CD copies of the seven classic Steely Dan albums as well as both the A Decade of Steely Dan compilation and The Nightfly by Donald Fagen.
A phoenix (illustrated by @jonnyspong.bsky.social) flying in the Apollo Victoria Theatre, serenading the Time Dragon setpiece from the musical Wicked with “♪ Just you and I, defying gravity~ ♫”.
A cat (from the computer game "cat planet") and a phoenix.
An anthropomorphic phoenix stands in a ring-shaped machine; the machine is applying a clingfilm-like nanoskin to the phoenix's body, forming a smooth powersuit. The skintight costume resembles a shiny black leotard & thigh-high leggings over a pink bodysuit, leaving only the phoenix's head uncovered. The tips of the arms & wings of the powersuit are still attached to the base of the machine; the phoenix cries and struggles to pull itself free from the stretchy nanoskin.
Goozonians squishy toys of anthropomorphic cartoon superheroes Glyde (a purple dragon) and Queen Ember (an orange phoenix) in original packaging.
Beatrice taunting Battler in the Umineko When They Cry manga but their heads are replaced by Gerbert and Ian respectively. Gerbert says, in Red Truth, "The cat's name is Do".
Art by @jonnyspong.bsky.social, @bimshwel.bsky.social, @OiseauBlizzard, @demicryptid.bsky.social, @NoisyNaranja, @zepharusbirb.bsky.social, @tefian.bsky.social and @pupsonar.bsky.social. Music by @DuckSauceNYC. Voice by @vinny.vinesauce.com.
Sheets of squarish stickers with a pixel art depiction of a phoenix.
The front covers of two nearly-identical copies of The Nightfly on audio CD.
An illustration by @OiseauBlizzard of a phoenix, wings unfurled, with a shiny LaserDisc levitating over its head like a halo.
White-on-black top-right to bottom-left lines drawn.
A pixel art depiction of a phoenix.
The back of a Pioneer Elite SC-09TX A/V receiver exhibiting an exhaustive variety of sockets.
A purple-coloured McDonald's milkshake next to a toy of Earth Garon, a Godzilla-like bipedal mech.
An 88×31 pixel depiction of a phoenix.
The one-piece swimsuit emoji 🩱 and the phoenix emoji 🐦‍🔥 in an image editor.
An illustration by @bimshwel.bsky.social of an anthropomorphic phoenix wearing a gymnastics leotard. The shiny spandex fits the phoenix perfectly, flattering its athletic build and supporting its prominent breasts; its long legs & talons are uncovered. The phoenix's wings and arms are spread upwards as it strikes a confident gymnastics pose on a balance beam. The shiny leotard is royal blue on the top half and black on the bottom half with a red chevron above the waist; the arms feature a blue/purple/red gradient. The leotard is covered in lines of small jewel-like sparkles, forming a diamond pattern between the phoenix's breasts.
Earth Garon, a giant bipedal Godzilla-like mech from Ultraman Blazar.
“You’re a gay furry? There’s a private Slack channel if you want to join it. Talk to [person] for an invite.” — every major tech company “You guys have private Slack channels?” — Kenny, We're the Millers
The phoenix emoji in the Segoe UI Emoji font.
An illustration by @NoisyNaranja of a phoenix.
An illustration by @bimshwel.bsky.social of an anthropomorphic phoenix wearing a gymnastics leotard. The shiny spandex fits the phoenix perfectly, flattering its athletic build and prominent breasts; its long legs & talons are uncovered. The phoenix's wings and arms are spread upwards as it strikes a confident gymnastics pose on a balance beam. The shiny leotard is royal blue on the top half and black on the bottom half with a red chevron above the waist; the arms feature a blue/purple/red gradient. The leotard is covered in lines of small diamond-like sparkles, forming a diamond pattern between the phoenix's breasts.
A screenshot of Picross DS showing an unsolved picross puzzle.
A chart showing the various forms of a particular phoenix. The columns are labelled "flesh-and-feather, blood-and-bone" & "non-Newtonian 'spandex'"; the rows are labelled "amorphous", "avian" & "anthropomorphic". The "flesh-and-feather/amorphous" cell has a "prohibited" sign in it; the other cells have art and brief notes depicting each form. In particular, attention is drawn to the "turqouise/cyan" "'spandex'" forms having "no creases, seams or wrinkles". Featuring art by @bimshwel.bsky.social, @demicryptid.bsky.social, @jonnyspong.bsky.social, @netiel.bsky.social, @pupsonar.bsky.social and @zepharusbirb.bsky.social.
An illustration by @/JonnySpong of a phoenix.