Englishman in New Jorts

@spanielapplause.bsky.social

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Fitness freak | Security expert | Father to three or four wonderful young boys | Comedy writer/producer/man at Next Level Sketch | Improv with Michelle Impro

Jordan_Mallory on Twitter: "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding"
Sam Nicoresti with the best comedy show prize from Edinburgh. She's only gone and done it
"immaculate"
A wonderfully fat squirrel sits on a wall
SIR KEIR STARMER And now, the new US President doesn’t remember my name and keeps calling me Sir Ken Stumpy. I’m going to jump off this bridged road! Clarence comes on and holds Sir Kier back. CLARENCE Don’t do it, Sir Kier! SIR KEIR STARMER Who are you? CLARENCE Why, I’m Clarence Oddbody, AS2. Angel second class. As an angel, I’m obliged to show you what the world would have been like if you’d never been born. SIR KEIR STARMER It probably would have been a better place! CLARENCE Er...actually, it would have been exactly the same. Let me show you.