sparcus 🎮

@sparcus87.bsky.social

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62% Geek, 29% Nerd, 7% Dork, 2% Scottish. Middle school math teacher by choice. Gamer dad. Baby DM. Occasionally funny.

Lock screen showing my son (with a sunglasses smiley emoji blocking his face) crouched on Sand Beach in Acadia National Park with The Beehive in the background. He is wearing a green Junior Ranger vest.
Screenshot from Bluesky muting "spider", "Spider-Man", and "spiderman" for the next 7 days
A picture of eebik
A white and orange cat wearing a red-orange plastic sombrero stands on a light green bedspread.
A four-panel comic of a great white shark in space. Panel 1: "holy shit! its frikkin cold out here!" Panel 2: "well, time to get to work... this piece of shit isn't gonna fix itself!" Panel 3: "what the fuck?! who calibrated this bitch?!" Panel 4: "GODDAMN NASA!"
Pokémon Go catch screen showing a total 173,400 XP due to several multipliers and streak bonus.
A lakeside view with chairs around a fire pit.
Cropped screenshot of a bluesky profile for "SherylCryptoadvice". Generic white woman profile picture. 0 followers 46 following 1 post
Halloween beach totes from BJ's. One is orange with a jack-o'-lantern face and the other is black with a cat face
Pokémon Go capture screen but the notification box has a transparent lightning bolt shape in the center.
Sorting of Baldur's Gate 3 companions. Karlach is #1.
A mug on a coaster that says "Sometimes I go off on a tangent" with a graph showing a third degree curve and tangent line. The handle is upside-down.
"Weird Al" Yankovic on stage performing "The Saga Begins"
Stage view of the "Weird Al" Yankovic Bigger & Weirder tour
Sirius XM screen in a Mazda showing the song "The hardest button to button" by The White stripes shortened to "the hardest butt"
An open PC tower with RGB lighting. A "Weird" Al Pop! figure stands on the GPU. In front of the PC is a standing "Weird" Al LEGO MOC model holding an accordion with orange shoes, black pants, a teal Hawaiian shirt, glasses, and brown curly hair.
Shiny Mewtwo, best friend, CP 4474. 12/14/15 IVs.
Wii games: Mario Kart Wii, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Star Wars Clone Wars Lightsaber Duel XBOX 360: Left 4 Dead, Diablo III, Mass Effect XBOX One: Spyro Reignited Trilogy
A Pokémon Go capture screen but the background is a glitched close-up of a trainer wearing the creepy Deino hat instead of a white box.
Four shiny Wurmple with party hats on named Tequilaworm, Why Can't, These Evolve, and Purmple.
About me sheet leaning more introvert, night owl, dinner, tea, summer, dogs, walks, staying at home, mountains, house marked with T-Rex emojis
Screenshot from Pokémon Silver of a phone call from Joey. He says "It's like my RATTATA is in the top percentage of RATTATA." The clock is visible and says it's 14:05 on Saturday
Tree fallen across a road. Yellow caution tape is stretched across the road tied to a white mailbox.
Premixed jalapeno pineapple margarita in a bottle and poured into a glass
A fallen tree over a road lit up by headlights.
A shitty gen-AI bald eagle (from a terrible post by the current residence of the White House) looking down with a grimace on its face
Shark grabber toy
The Mysterious Stranger from Fallout
Shiny Mega Gyarados full art card from Pokémon TCGP
Shiny Flaaffy card from Pokémon TCGP
Chain links
A perfectly toasted marshmallow on a two-prong skewer.
A smew, a beautiful white feathered duck with a black patch around its eyes, white crest and gray wings floating in calm water.
Screenshot of @nathanfielder's tweet reading "Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too." with his picture of just him and a forced, fake laugh.
God of War Laufey text generator with the caption Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
Carl, without glasses, staring awkwardly at Judy Wheezer and smiling. She is turned away and they are sitting on a picnic blanket.
Pokémon Go capture screen but the notification box has a transparent lightning bolt shape in the center.
Netflix show selection images for Avatar: The Last Airbender and Dandadan. The way the images line up, Aang's left arm is in shadow and almost looks like he is grabbing Okarun's face. Okarun looks scared.
A stack of books on a brown wooden table. Titles in post
Dungeon Crawler Carl: A Parade of Horribles on the arm of a brown armchair with a cup of tea in an Olympic National Park mug on a brown side table
3D printer on a work bench
An old TV with the words "say a few words from an old TV commercial that at last a few of us will remember"
9 large and 13 small temporary tattoos laid out on two student desks, mostly with images of flowers and animals.
Screenshot from Sparcus87's Xbox app of the Vampire Crawlers page showing 1000/1000 gamerscore, 161/161 achievements, and the last four achievements unlocked
The final panel in a Calvin & Hobbes strip. Calvin is sitting looking annoyed wearing a towel after Hobbes cut his hair. He says "I want a mirror." Hobbes is holding a hat and responds "You know what's all the rage this year? ... Hats."
The box opened to reveal another box.
The first bag of the LEGO Star Wars logo set 75407 opened on a brown table. The box, instructions, and another bag are also visible.
A children's wooden swingset with a green slide. Behind the swingset is a split-rail fence. A gray shed is to the right and a small tree blocks a bit of the swingset.
A shitty gen-AI bald eagle from a terrible post with a grimace on its face
A four-panel comic of a great white shark in space. Panel 1: "holy shit! its frikkin cold out here!" Panel 2: "well, time to get to work... this piece of shit isn't gonna fix itself!" Panel 3: "what the fuck?! who calibrated this bitch?!" Panel 4: "GODDAMN NASA!"
Lesbian alignment chart with Axl Rose written in the corner of Gun and Roses
Screenshot of Sparcus' profile on ClearSky showing him added to an AI Haters list with the description "Subscribes to anti-AI blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations."
Three LEGO minifigs surround a polar bear (in place of a dire wolf) on a printed map of a forest clearing. A Dwarf Cleric is in front and a Halfling Bard and Dragonborn Druid are behind. Dry erase markers and pencils are next to the map.
Screenshot from ESPN Fantasy app showing my team in the top 100k and 99.6 percentile. Duke winning it all.
Sparcus smiling wearing a lanyard with a Saturday pass with the show floor of PAX East 2015 behind him
Australian Spotted Jellyfish at an aquarium.
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 OST vinyl on a closed record player. The sleeve is on a mounted bracket that reads "Now Playing"
Screenshot from PokémonGo. A Dwebble is covering the head of a Galarian Slowpoke.
Luigi and Mario
Screenshot from Pokémon Go with roads looking like the letter π.