Shane H

@sparkthenight.bsky.social

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Hey, I live in Macau, got lots of ADHD, this week I've decided to become a stand up comedian so look forward to that!

A sign in a gym instructing people to not fart in the gym
A doormat with Chinese text and English translation reading "you pissed me diedie"
Text document reads as follows; What funny things does my dog do? Wacky! No, wackier! Props... too easy? Remember that time I was kissing that girl then puked into a pint glass and filled it exactly to the brim without spilling and then kept kissing her and she didn't notice. Good joke potential Check trending topics on various sites and use them to write jokes Taxis are relatable. What rhymes with taxi? Research edgy comedy definition and examples Everytime you try to talk about musk and trump doing some dumb thing they do another dumb thing so you can't finish the joke and that's the joke Check internet archive for old vaudeville footage and copy it Squirrels turning carnivourous Is smaxi a word? Cracksi?!
A photo of the elevator buttons described in the text
That bit in the evil dead 2 where ash cuts off his hand with a chainsaw
Am advertisement on the Hong Kong metro with 2 Chinese guys dressed as trump and Zelensky arm wrestling
Picture from Futurama showing the professor holding a comically large pill and saying "good news, it's a suppository"
Kuromi pictures on a wall
A small building with walls made of patches of corrugated iron surrounded by tall apartment building
Shot of streets in Macau, moon visible in the blue sky
The scowling, painted face of a Dosi. An alien race from DS9
Chinese Cinema listings. Civil War's name is translated to US empire collapses