Sparky Mularkey 🐢

@sparkymularkey.bsky.social

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The other Taskmaster fan. 💀 Writer | Diné (Navajo) Indiginerd | 🏳️‍🌈 | ☸️ I had that viral Batman birthday party! 🦇

A selfie of me with my Moon Knight shirt with Greg Smallwood artwork in it, posing with a copy of Moon Knight #2 with the same artwork.
A scan of an old newspaper article from 1929 which reads, "Gang Leader Faces Trial on 8 Counts. Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. December 16th. Gladwin Mularkey, Oxford, alleged leader of the Mularkey Gang which terrorized Marquette county for years, today faced trial on eight counts before a jury of eight men and four women. He is accused of arson, larceny and conspiracy to commit larceny. The breakup of the gang came about last October when two of Gladwin's brothers, Kenneth and Clayton, attempted to wrest leadership of the "mob" from the older man. A fight over a woman, the confessions said, brought about Gladwin's immediate downfall."
The meme of the guy standing silently with his arms crossed and a troubled look on his face before throwing his hands up in the hair and shouting "I guess!"
The meme of Geordi La Forge holding out a hand in rejection to the word "twinning" and then pointing in approval at the phrase "drift compatible," in reference to the ancient text Pacific Rim.
Kokoum and his legendary stank face. I'm so sick of this AI bullshit. And now this? It's bad medicine.
A meme from King of the Hill saying, "Five hundred years of oppression, and somehow I find this the most irritating."
The meme of that cartoon man standing there with his arms crossed and a disturbed look on his face before throwing his hands up in exasperation and exclaiming, "I guess!"
A variant cover by an artist I will not name. Wonder Woman is sitting poolside and her legs and hips have some very questionable anatomy.
A selfie of me, wearing a blue and white tie-dye NASA t-shirt which has an astronaut and the NASA logo printed on it.
A photo of one of the Apollo 11 astronauts, standing in the goddamn moon, motherfuckers!!
A still photo from Ladyhawke (1985). There is a knight in all black atop a black horse. Perched on his left hand is a hawk.
Actor Sam Neill as Merlin from the Hallmark TV movie. He has keen eyes and a faint smile, wearing fantasy clothes with a feathered coat.
A meme that says "Maryland Mentioned," featuring an anime girl with various Maryland cultural artifacts superimposed onto her. A Ravens cap, Old Bay, an Orioles hoodie, a can of Natty Bo, Ledo Pizza, a blue crab, the state flag, etc.
A panel from Wolverine #23 by Saladin Ahmed, Julius Ohta, and Jesus Aburtov. Wolverine is talking about the Taskmaster, saying, "He's a money-grubbing dirtbag, but he's a professional."
A mirror selfie of me in a bathroom with a mirror medicine cabinet. I'm wearing ruby red cat ears, and the reflection of me is the medicine cabinet mirror is the one looking at the phone camera while my reflection in the main mirror is looking over at the smaller one. It's very fun.
The classic "it's something" meme, this the stick figure man jumping in the air and holding his arms in a big loop with a nonplussed expression on his face.
A photo of a white cat sitting on a gray couch. His front paws are tucked under his chest, giving him that classic "cat loaf" shape. There is a wooden coffee table with books and matches, and next to the couch is a vintage lamp that gives a dynamic lighting effect to the room. Lots of shadows.
My flame point Siamese cat Bubblegum Esquire throwing a moody. Laying flat on the floor with his head on the ground forlornly. He's mad that I won't let him eat the string.
A photo of the variant cover of Usagi Yojimbo Kaitō '84 by Kim Hu. The cover art features two anthropomorphic white rabbit characters in a Japanese style convenience store, reaching for energy drinks. There are snacks on the shelves and clutter around them. It kicks ass! Kim, I'm so happy for you! This is so cool!!
A comic of a man laying on the couch with a blank stare and his hands interlocked together on his stomach. In the second panel, he sits up suddenly and looks over his shoulder and asks, "Oh shit, for real?"
Cute mini red bean cakes from Toimoi, shaped like strawberries, a bunny, and Legally Distinct Greetings Feline.
The view from the line in front of the Molly Tea booth.
A glorious chicken skewer!
A blurry photo of a stand right outside of the gym that has big piles of sugar cane. I'm so addicted to sugar that it's not even funny.
The goodest boy. A giant inflatable lion dog. He's protecting the parking garage.
Skeletor serving cunt.
A selfie of me, a woman with pale skin and brown curly hair. I'm wearing my favorite mesh shirt, one that goes from nude to deep brown, almost like a cold brew with cream on top. I'm also wearing a big, flash costume jewelry necklace that's so obnoxious I literally can't wear a single piece of additional jewelry or it will be entirely too much. I'm looking very pleased with myself, because I am. Happy birthday to me!
A photo of part of the Masters of the Universe promotional menu at Denny's. This picture features the "Skeletor's Dark Shakeverse," a milkshake made with strawberry ice cream and blueberries, topped with whipped cream and pop rock candy. I can't believe it was actually GOOD. Not good for you, of course but definitely delicious.
A photo of the movie theater standee for the Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu movie.
A photo of my awesome Mummies Alive shirt, showing a composition of Ja-Kal and the logo for the show.
A statue of the mascot of Jollibee, which is (you guessed it) a jolly bee.
A flame point Siamese cat sitting in a cat carrier with his face turned into the corner. He's angy.
The cover to Aquaman #1 by Geoff Johns, Ivan Reis, and Joe Prado (with colors by Rod Reis, but his name's not on the cover). The image shows Aquaman brandishing his golden trident towards the viewer while he's surrounded by the Trench, a hoarde of razor-fanged sea monsters.
A photo of pink blossoms from the thin branches of a flowering tree. There are green leaves poking through as well as bits of blue sky in the top right and the bottom of the composition.
A woman wearing a Demon Slayer t-shirt, a pastel pink skirt, and black leggings with black heeled wedge boots. She's holding a pool stick and leaning over slightly, lining up her shot on the pool table. She has a focused look on her face. She was happy.
The same comic cover in the quoted post, only now it's grayscale and has the Parental Advisory label in the bottle corner.
The cover of GI Joe #20 1:50 Incentive variant. They're looking TOUGH.
The album cover to Tron Ares Divergence. It's a black background with a display of geometric lines and shapes resembling the iris of a human eye.
2026 AACTA Awards, Winner for Best Visual Effects or Animation, Tron: Ares.
Concept art of Ares with a stylized cesta.
A screen shot of this very same post but it's above another pose from user Sam Lowe which reads, "Wow, you really decided to call yourself that, huh," above a scan of a DC Comics villain named The Crumbler.
Photo of Jared Leto as the Met Gala, dressed as a giant cat.
Media photo of the TRON Ares steelbook, showing the artwork inside and outside the case as well as the two discs.
A meme with the text of an anonymous ask message from Tumblr inserted into a promotional image of Ares from Tron Ares. The text reads, "I'm not actually a man. I'm a high-poly three dimensional mesh with a high resolution texture map."
A photo of a solved Rubik's Cube, as seen in the Academy Award Nominee Shortlist film TRON Ares. I can finally go to sleep now.
That big-ass, realistic, strangely adorable cat fursuit that Jared Leto wore to the Met Gala that one time.
A close up photo of the "estimated remaining time" on a washing machine. It says "1" minute, but it has been well over one minute.
A photo of a woman in a changing room. She has long brown hair and is wearing denim jeans, white sneakers, and a shirt made of black mesh and long silver zippers that run diagonally across the body of the shirt and the sleeves. The sleeve end is strips of zippers. She is very happy to be wearing this shirt.
A screen shot of a Collider article written by Shrishty Mishra. It says, "Tron: Ares has climbed up to the top 10 charts of Vudu, according to FlixPatrol. Interestingly, the movie holds the 10th spot among holiday season favorites such as Jim Carrey’s The Grinch, Will Ferrell’s cult classic Elf, Home Alone, and more, making it the only sci-fi entry in the top 10 of the free streaming service's charts."
The outer packaging for the "Culture 2" eyeshadow palette by Juvia's Place. African-inspired art with bright, bold neon and jewel tone colors.
A hasty selfie of a woman with long, brown, curly hair. She's wearing red lipstick and is in a cheeky Jared Leto-style pose with her tongue sticking out and holding two fingers up in a V shape. She's wearing the most obnoxious bootleg Tron Ares shirt to ever exist. It's got Jared Leto as Ares all over it, with the name "Ares" in all caps with sparkles. Truly evil.
A photo of a photo of an old Navajo woman and her granddaughter. They're both holding up a traditional Navajo rug with brown, tan, white, and black geometric shapes.
A screen shot of a quote from someone who has allegedly seen the advance audience test screening for Master of the Universe. The quote reads, "[Jared Leto] is great as Skeletor. Basically, channelling Tim Curry... Almost a cross between Frank-N-Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Darkness from Legend. His face is CGI, so I will reveal that, [and] apparently it's really good."
A photo of me, a woman with long, brown, curly hair, holding the Tron Ares lightcycle popcorn bucket. I'm also wearing a Tron Ares t-shirt. Did I mention that I like Tron Ares? Let me tell you all about how much I love this movie, Tron Ares.
YES.
A collage of two images. One is Jared Leto at Lollapalooza, hanging from wires just above the stage, and the other is that scene from the SpongeBob Movie where he's hanging from the ceiling of the Krusty Krab while wearing a rockstar wizard costume.
A woman with a Mummies Alive shirt, blue and yellow eyeshadow, and arm wrappings that she definitely didn't repurpose from an old Moon Knight cosplay a decade ago.
A woman with long, brown curly hair and freckles, wearing a shirt with Konohamaru from Boruto. She has red eyeshadow on, so she feels cool.