Spasmodic Colon

@spasmodicanus.bsky.social

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Priest in the Holy Apostolic Church of Thembo "Jerry liked my post" counter: 5 He/Him

Image of the "great American state fair" being absolutely devoid of people with the caption "breaking news: great American state fair crowd so small, trump cancels fake assassination; Trump: 'America really wanted another fake assassination attempt, but communists ruined it'"
Picture of a skeet where the VBNMW dummy says "I'm sick of you. Go away. Don't vote, I don't give a damn what you do. I hope smarter people prevail". This is in response to being told that people *did* vote for dems in the past, and they did nothing with the power, so why would people want to vote for them now
Picture of a skeet chain that goes: "If you think that leftists not voting will cost you elections, you better do something to get them on board then huh." "I'd rather us lose everything" shrug emoji "then you will." "And I'm ok with that"
skeet from a shitlib, in reference to how Gavin Newsome is a monster who personally destroyed a homeless encampment: "Oh, and he has destroyed homeless encampments, after spending millions to shelter them so they aren't on the street." Apparently time works different in shitlib land, where 2024 comes after 2026
Blue maga bots butthurt when confronted with the truth
Shitlib skeet: "I don't accept grief & excuses from non-voters. If they didn't vote against him, they were okay with him being president again."
Meet me at the four seasons you greaseball
Shitlib: "On what planet would the majority of 'national Dems' endorse a mayoral candidate? This isn't a thing. NYC isn't a bellweather for the nation and its mayor is not the heir apparent to Dem politics". Imagine thinking like this. Really do it.