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I was told to diversify my social media portfolio.

A 5 month old chihuahua dachshund mix resting their head on a pillow
A video of me peeling a protective film off a TV. However, the film was a thin piece of material that was an inch. I thought it was covering the whole tv screen, but, nope. Tada!! My new tv!!
The 15 lbs turkey I cooked, inside of a pan with some juices, on top of a dishcloth on the table.
A photo of my old ass dog, Serge, a few months before he passed. Heā€™s grinning as the sun shines on him, sitting on blue patio furniture.
Iā€™ve never done an alt text for video, but this is a video from Instagram from the account at ottawa_queerly_sewcial_circle. Itā€™s an invitation to the Learn to Sew event, happening September 11, 2025 Iā€™m Ottawa.
An image grab of The Simpsons episode ā€œReality Bitesā€. Lenny is in a derelict house, the front facade fallen over, clutching a spoon and a can of opened beans. He is wearing an old tank top, striped underwear, and slippers.
The poster for the 1999 film ā€˜The Limeyā€™, directed by Steven Soderbergh.
A picture of me holding the collectors edition of the original Death Stranding game for the PS4 in November 2019.
An image of a PS2 with its case pulled off, showing the exposed power supply, a dusty fan, and a HDD enclosure.
Lieutenant Junior Grade Sergeant Pepper (AKA Serge) resting on patio furniture. It is a close-up shot of his face, in bright daylight to show off the 15 year old French bulldogā€™s greying fur along his face, chest, and paws. The blue tones of the seat cushions beam from the direct sunlight of the rooftop patio. He has an adorable smile on his face, enjoying his elder years.
A picture of Scaachi Koulā€™s second book ā€œSucker Punchā€, released March 4 in book stores everywhere. The book is crooked, at an angle, overtop a lovely quilt my partner made, modified from a quilt pattern design to become all the colours of the rainbow. But back the book, GO BUY IT
A picture of a MiSTer FPGA case, in mint green, with purple lil feet.
A photo of a wooden bar, a half drank pint of beer, and the cover of the book ā€œThe New Topping Bookā€.
At the gym, where a friend took a photo of me in my tights and tank top. The top is loose, with an imagine of Jesus wearing a halo, arms bulging and carrying a protein shake. Underneath, it says ā€œHallowed Be Thy Gainsā€. I have my arms behind my back to show some definition in my chest and arms.
A view of my kitchen sink, with a sponge inside, and a dishcloth on the side. A glass chemex is in the centre, broken into two pieces. I was washing it and it slipped out of my fingers.
A selfie of me standing in front of a mirror. Iā€™m wearing a tank top and shorts, long socks for deadlifts, and flat shoes. Behind me is the 280lbs I am deadlifting for 3 sets of 8 reps.
My dog, Serge (full name Sgt Pepper), resting on the bed with me. His head is resting right on my left kneecap.
Taking a selfie from the side
A picture of piping hot chicken noodle soup I cooked. I found a TikTok recipe and decided to give it a shot. I didnā€™t add a few things at the end, mostly fresh herbs. Behind the soup is my dog Serge really begging for some soup.
A screenshot of my iPhoneā€™s Home Screen. There are some apps with notification counters, and the background is a blurred photo of my potato, Serge From top to bottom (left to right): ā€¢ Phone, 1Password, Photos, Settings ā€¢ Facebook, WhatsApp, Messenger, Instagram ā€¢ YouTube, Snapchat, Signal, TikTok ā€¢ Threads, Bluesky, Ivory (my Mastadon client), Discord A 2x4 widget grid showing the weather from CARROT On my Dock: Messages, Overcast, Safari, Music
Yes Iā€™m aware thatā€™s a Toy Story reference. Iā€™m holding the new 4K Steelbook of Galaxy Quest.
A screen grab from ā€œThe Shawshank Redemptionā€. A wooden panel, where the phrase ā€œBROOKS WAS HEREā€ carved in it.
A picture of French onion soup, broiled, with melted GruyĆØre cheese, with slices of toasted baguette
Balok, or rather, the puppet Balok used to intimate people, from the Star Trek TOS episode ā€œThe Corbomite Maneuverā€. Face portrait of a puppet, large bulbous head, long nose, and a small mouth. He has piercing yellow and black eyes, like a cat. He is shrouded in green and red tones, masking his pale grey complexion.
A picture of my dog, Serge (aka Sgt Pepper). He is sitting on patio furniture, looking into sunlight. He has a big silly smile
A selfie of me in bed, head resting on a pillow.
A beach in Punta Cana, DR, as the sun rose one early morning.
A man with a beard, hair tied in a bun, with a tank top and sweatpants, takes a selfie in his bathroom, his right hand giving the peace sign.