Spellgage

@spellgage.bsky.social

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Disciple of the Way | Minister of the Word | Husband | Father | the same dumb guy from Twitter

The agéd and most noble emblem of the People’s Restaurant, CRACKER BARREL
A screenshot of a Twitter ad by Steven L Anderson. It reads as follows: “Fake scholar James White @HwsEleutheroi with his magical diploma mill Ph.D. decided to leave me a comment about how stupid I am. In this video I prove him 100% wrong, and, unlike him, I actually have facts and an argument!” Included is a 5:58 webcam video of Mr. Anderson that I will only watch if someone pays me $20 to do so.
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A “mental gymnastics” meme about how Christians view alcohol At the top, the straightforward view says, “wine is a gift from God that can be abused like any other gift.” At the bottom, the insane mental gymnastics view makes the following points: 1. Yeast of the Pharisees! 2. Jesus wouldn’t have made alcohol 3. Wine doesn’t always mean wine. 4. You can’t know how drunk you are. 5. Grape juice can make your heart glad too!
Anime dude on a sick bike with an enormous cross sitting behind him
A screenshot of a video post on X (formerly Twitter). The screenshotted tweet captions the video: “The J6 protest at the Capitol was staged… Paid actors were involved.”
A screencap of my Twitter drafts folder. First draft: What they don’t tell you in church is that Samson kept telling Delilah the secret of his strength because she had gorilla grip. Second draft: [Chesterton voice] I would rather have panty smarts than be a smarty-pants! Third draft: ✝️ Thread: how the rejection of the Filioque lead to Obergefell v. Hodges Fourth draft: I find it concerning the Christian responses to BARBIE, both “for” and “against,” have generally been illiterate. Fifth draft: image of Barbie dancing while contemplating mortality. The caption reads, Do you guys ever think about how Matthew and Luke disagree about which of David’s sons Joseph is descended from? Sixth draft: I hate pickles, and I hate playing ball. What the h*ck makes you think that I’m going to play PICKLE BALL??? Seventh draft: Filing a petition to get The Hobbit banned from Florida public schools because Tolkien writes about Bilbo and the dwarves being — and I quote — “fingered by goblins.”
In a YouTube community poll posted by Eyecraftmc, 72% of the 580,000 respondents report having never broken a bedrock block in survival Minecraft. That’s over 417,000 Minecraft virgins. The screenshot clearly indicates that I voted Yes. I have punched several large holes through my Nether roof. I have close to three Shulker boxes full of bedrock — over 5,000 “unobtainable” items. I have a Wither trapped in a cage made of bedrock (I use him to automatically break blocks generated by several attached farms). When it comes to breaking bedrock, I am absolutely ran through. I have a body count that would make a stripper blush and a sailor nod in admiration.
A black bear sits at a picnic table with a fire pit and woods in the background. The bear looks contemplative. He is the very incarnation of Yogi Bear. Perhaps he is contemplating Boo Boo. Where is Boo Boo? We may never know.