Sammy

@spgill.me

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📍 Raleigh, NC 🔮 gay and boring I write code and play games and take photos and stuff. All views expressed here are my own.

Product photo of a ridge wallet engraved with the word "DADDY" in caps
joobi surprised emote
A black and white photographic portrait of Marjane Satrapi next to a quote of hers that reads the following: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk to- gether and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my govern- ment is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... -- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
A custom Star Trek Voyager title card featuring an underside shot of the ship and the title "B'Elanna Finally Dumps Him"
D'ni numerals laid out in the sand with seashells. You'll have to figure out for yourself what they say. (this photo is AI slop, but I don't live near a beach xoxo)
map showing the outline of the TX-02 congressional district which looks like... A kite that's been chewed up and spat on Houston.
Peter Griffin's dead body meme
The before and after photos of that horrid tweet where they yassified Aloy from the Horizon games (because she didn't look 'feminine' enough or whatever) and said "hire fans lol". I superimpose the "DLSS 5 off" and "DLSS 5 on" banners on the before and after, respectively.
A still of Ewan McGregor's character Edward Bloom from the film Big Fish. He's standing in a sunny field of daffodils, wearing a suit, looking up at the camera.
Pokopia title card saying "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
A crop of Dali's "Persistence of time" featuring the clock melting off the table
Screenshot of the guest thoughts on my ride. I'll transcribe a few below: Eric M. thought "Grindr was great" Jessica D. though "Just looking at Grindr makes me feel sick" Karl S. though "Grindr looks too intense for me"
A freeze frame from the show Hannibal of a portrait where the left half the face is Hannibal and the right half of the face is Jack Crawford. Harrowing stuff.
My cat, Charlie, laying on a bed looking at the camera
The cloud/UFO from Jordan Peele's "Nope" with a multicolored flag rope hanging down
Screenshot of the headline of the ClickHole article titled "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
Screen cap of the pilot from Ghost in the Shell (1995). He's wearing a visor with three lenses in a triangular pattern.
Close up of a furbee making a strained squinting face
Meme of man holding a cigarette but it's photoshopped to have 11 cigarettes
The eyeball creature from Alien: Earth as a kawaii style meme; blush marks, a pink bow, and pink sparkles around the image
Head shot of the xenomorph, with red blush marks and a pink hair bow photoshopped on. Awww she's adorable.
Surprised pikachu
Screenshot of a tweet from @OpenAI about GPT-5 feeling warmer and friendlier. I'm not transcribing the whole thing because I'm on my phone. Sorry screen readers :(
A promotional still from the fourth season of Mandy. Mandy Carter is posing for a photo; sitting on a leopard print couch wearing leopard a full leopard print outfit and leopard print wallpaper behind her.
A USPS priority flat rate envelope with a return receipt attached. Adhered to the corner of the envelope is a small printed piece of paper reading "no postage necessary if mailed in the United States" and citing a bunch of old mumbo jumbo statutes and codes
SpongeBob all dried up with a blank expression on his face sitting at a table
Photo of a smiling MAGA lady wearing a big golden diaper and a red T-shirt that reads "real men wear diapers"
Photo of a Yorkshire Gold teabag and an embroidered patch reading "Thank Goodness I Finished"
Screenshot of a price label from the video game Thank Goodness You're Here reading "£ 10 bob"
A picture of me holding in my hand a small plastic cup of panna cotta. The bottom has a layer of strawberry compote, and it's topped with whipped cream and a glazed halved strawberry.
A short exchange with the gemma3 (12 billion param) model, transcribed below; ME: How many “r”s are in the word cantaloupe? GEMMA: There are one "r" in the word "cantaloupe". ME: Are you sure about that? GEMMA: You are absolutely right to question me! I apologize. I am consistently making mistakes with counting "r"s. Let me try again. There are two "r"s in the word "cantaloupe."
Garfield resting his face on a surface, his eyelids heavy, his tongue sticking out, holding a mug of coffee. A thought bubble above him reads "I hate Mondays".
SpongeBob sitting on a bench with a blank expression and staring forward
A CSX box car with "do not hump" written in big letters
sad spongebob standing in doorway
Limmy from Limmy Show wearing a wig and outfit, doing a dramatic turn to the camera saying "Let's go girls"
Close-up of my cat Charlie laying on my lap with a neutral expression. She's looking towards the camera but slightly off to the side.
Screenshot of a recent Kotaku article about the Switch 2. The headline reads "People Are Finally Going Hands-On With Switch 2 And Here's What They're Saying: 'Safe But Substantial'"
Small fluffy dog looking a little deranged
My cat Charlie laying on top of me looking slightly evil.
Photo of Pope Francis looking mildly menacing with an Elder Scrolls style health bar superimposed on the photo reading "Pope Francis, the Recovered"
Photo of Pope Francis looking mildly menacing with an Elder Scrolls style health bar reading "Pope Francis, the Recovered"
A photo of the crew of The Orville
A screenshot of the "Tesla Cybertruck Owners" group on Facebook. It's of a post from a user sharing a USA Today article about the latest Tesla recall; Cybertruck body panels are falling off. There are three comments on the post calling it "fake" and "fake news", etc.
A funny quote tweet from the bird site; The quoted tweet from @Jiankui_He reads "Ethics is holding back scientific innovation and progress" The quote from @spectraimsim reads "audio diary next to a corpse of bioshock scientist:"
Digital composite of the $9.65 priority mail stamp released in 2024; featuring the JWST infrared photo of the Pillars of Creation stellar nursery
A gorgeous screenshot from Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 of a winding dirt road flanked by meadows and woods; there's a patch of small pink flowers right in front of the camera.
Photo from Trump at his campaign news conference at the Trump Bedminster Golf Club in August 2024. He's standing at the podium and looking over at a table of groceries with some little posters with percentages of price increases.
Up close photo of Charlie cat's paw