sol

@spider.florist

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web dev, game dev, obligate parasite making games about bugs but very slowly he/him ⚠️ THIS IS A MOIETY RESPECT ZONE - PRO-GEHN D’NI ⚠️

Achewood comic [[Téodor sees Todd, who is wearing a helmet.]] Téodor: Todd! What's with the foil helmet? Todd: N-n-not now, T??odor! Not now! [[Mr. Bear arrives]] Mr. Bear: What is wrong with Todd? Téodor: He won't say. Téodor: You keepin' the voices out, Todd? Todd: Blister's readin' my mind! [[Todd clutches his head]] Todd: EEEAUGH! Téodor: What?! What is it? Todd: Now he says he's readin' my e-mail, too! Narrator: MEANWHILE [[Blister sits at a computer]]
Screenshot of a discord message: Anyway the objectives, as ever and in no particular order, are: • rip off rain world So we'll see where that gets us
Text from Megan: “Hello Sol how would you like to be credited for Divinuet” Reply from Sol: “Sounds great, thank you very much”
Elden ring character wearing a fly head-shaped helmet and leather armor and carrying two enormous butchering knives, standing in a golden city.
Crab doodle saying sorry
Plush doll of a substitute from Pokemon, at the same angle as my profile picture
White cat with black spots getting burgered
White cat with black spots napping in a cat bed
White cat with black spots being burgered on a bed
Achewood panels: YOU WANT TO BE NINETEEN? GO AHEAD! YOU JUST STAY THE *FUCK* OUT OF EVERYBODY’S FACE UNTIL YOU GOT THR FUCKIN’ JUICE TO GET A JOB WHERE THEY GIVE YOU A *CHAIR!*
Discord post from me: Do you ever reflect on how weird of a cultural move it was that people got really into Rasputin for a minute there Like I'm trying to figure out a contemporary analogue and: • medical advisor to royalty • weird pseudomystic • horrifying sex freak • bizarrely resistant to god's efforts to kill him And its gotta be REK right
White cat with black spots on her face lying on her side like a pudding
Discord screenshot from me. Two messages: “ lies of p: ||walker of illusions|| is like swiss-precision calibrated to be my least favorite kind of boss. it continues to be monumentally tedious to have a boss where the expectation is to manage endless parry chains against a variety of combos where delays in one chain are basically indistinguishable from the end of another chain. looking forward to this being the only boss left in the game that does this” “update, I got him next try. just needed to bitch about it once. tough fight but fair. 7 out of 10”
Cover for Doctor De Soto, a children’s book by William Stein about a mouse dentist trying to clean a fox’s teeth without being eaten
Achewood panel: “I can’t get off to this! Wait… maybe I can. I need to see this as a challenge.”
Google Translate screenshot. “Sob…” has been auto-detected as being in English, and translated into English. The translation provided is “Sob…”
Political alignment graph, but the labels have been replaced with Imprisoned by the Pleasures of the False World (top)/Imprisoned by the Terror of Pure Reality (bottom) Soul Destroyed by God’s Light (left)/Absence of Divine Spark (right) Then some slugcats from rain world are on there: - Survivor is dead center - rivulet is near center, but down and left - monk is near center, but up and right - hunter is bottom left - artificer is bottom right - gourmand is upper right - spearmaster is upper left
A deck in a back yard in autumn. The deck looks fine. Don’t look too close at it. It looks good. Did YOU build a deck? Fuck off
Drawing of a robot person covered in junk. They have dragonfly wings, a giant conch on one shoulder, and eight glowing pink eyes. They are kneeling and looking at a bug in their huge clawed gauntlet
The OP’s picture of the moon cropped and shopped into an achewood panel where a character is recoiling in disgust: “Oh man that is mega nasty. That is dog shit”
Achewood panel that says Epilogue at the top and shows Ray grilling a steak. Dialogue: Hey, everybody! Ray Smuckles here on a beautiful Fuck You Friday! That's right, take old Fuck You out for a spin today. You'll be glad you did! Take care, and...fuck you!
Silksong game completion screen, 100% complete at 71 hours and change
Video of Silksong gameplay, in which the unique damaging Witch Crest bind is used to murder two enormous blokes whose lawn I’m on
Screenshot of the OP video showing a hot air balloon flying into a kayak. The serve connection has been dropped, so text over the video says “an error occurred”
Screenshot of the above post’s screenshot, displaying the text “Mandela effect subreddit about curious george having a huge”. The next word is obscured by Bluesky’s alt text icon
xteink 4.0, a little e-reader. The sleep screen is displaying a stylized drawing of a hornet.
Extremely basic cartoon drawing of Hornet Silksong’s head with a speech bubble saying “SHAW”
Shaw’s grocery store
Gwyndolin from Dark Souls in front of the Dashcon ball pit
Simple drawing of a mosquito full of blood, with the text “fuck yea birthday”
Stylized drawing of a drain fly. Purple and blue and fuzzy
Andre of Astora with the dialogue “Don’t get yourself killed”
Shiny Pheromosa. This is a bug pokemon that stands like a person, with a white top half and black hips/legs. The impression it gives is of a creature in pants
simpsons “so far” meme
What are the four main character classes? Wrong answers only.
The Captain from Venture Bros
Exterior window with too much snow on it to see through
YouTube blocking access to a video with text saying “To continue, turn off your VPN/Proxy. This will allow YouTube to locate the best content”, which is some bullshit
Tim Heidecker “it’s free real estate” meme edited to “it’s free rat”
Post from Ken Jennings: Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
White cat with black spots getting underchin skritchies like it’s the best thing on God’s earth
Achewood panel: “I can’t get off to this! Wait…maybe I can. I need to see this as a challenge.”
Picture of a messy living room with a hastily drawn magenta splotch
"Just do it how it's supposed to be done!" they'd sigh. It's like when people say you are a bad writer of biographies because of your purple prose and subject- ive interference, calling what you do an overwritten, postmodern, maximalist, pastiche trash-heap where every sentence is too tangled to simply read, every moment kept too conscious to fully immerse oneself in the story because there isn't any balance of plain, exact language, and that they were "bumped" by the uneven tones and moods, and "turned off" by the ob- sessive capitalizations, pun runs, mixed metaphors, bad taste, solipsisms, anachronisms, obfuscations, al- literation addiction, and overwrought, ornamental, overdone descriptions, often annoyingly playing with assonance. Well, what can I say, I was made in God's image, not in an editor's. We all know the sting of such lazy discrediting, I'm sure, Dear Reader.
Ulysses had many a steed. There was Zog, and Torg, Efforgroz, and Thargoth, to name a few. He knew his tombstone would be decorated with all of them, every horse, even those he didn't personally know. His tombstone would also be in the shape of a horse; his casket, some- how a saddle. Ever see a bull ride a horse? Yes, you have, right now, as Little Man Grant prances his steed on the palm of your mind's hand. Everyone came to know him as "that quiet horse boy." Ulysses and his pals would go on riding sessions, mastering tricks, and drinking two liters. His gang agreed that he could ollie highest and do the best
HOW CAN WE KNOW A DEAD PERSON? HOW CAN WE KNOw A living person? A lover? A rival? An enemy? Dear Reader, we biographers know how. Have you ever risked your body for love? Have you ever ruined a body for power? Oh, you will, you will; together we will. This is a biog- raphy, after all. If done correctly, a sermon is a spell, and a spell is a sermon. If done to perfection, the preacher, along with their parish, will transform as soon as the chorus climaxes. A biography should do the same. This one does. So, with the help of fiery muses, I cast such a spell here for You and I to know the mind and body of this dead man. We shall inhabit him, Our Host, Our Hero. Dubious times call for obvious talk. Therefore, we shall talk in black and white, good and evil, for I swear Our Hero is a good one. Each age has its own Destined American Warrior Hero, emblematic of the best that men can be in their time. And later ages have their perfect biographies of such men. This is that. How do you make an American? One third depression, one third anxiety, one third narcissism, and you shake like hell. Because in real- ity, the American Dream is just to survive the American Reality. Yes, to avoid the American Nightmare of ruin, we must keep dreaming that we might simply survive this Biblical Wilderness.
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance screenshot showing the current mission’s rules: FORBIDDEN: Charm RECOMMEND: Confuse
Achewood panel. A man with a goatee and baseball cap stands on a corner holding a sign saying RECOVERING LIBERTARIAN ANYTHING HELPS a guy drives past in an old school car and driving goggles thinking “Fucking beautiful”
How to draw an owl 1. Draw some circles 2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl
Anthony Bourdain quote about Kissinger edited to say: “Once you’ve been to the bulbapedia page for bug type strengths and weaknesses you’ll never stop wanting to beat Game Freak to death with your bare hands”
Picture of an open air fryer displaying the text “Close basket”
YouTube comment from @gtabbro1337, 9 years ago: Wait, how did you become these sleazy creature?