SpiderHyphenMan

@spiderhyphenman.bsky.social

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Somehow a government employee. He/him.

Screenshot of WKUK sketch "Great Grandmas". Darren's character is holding a VHS clamshell case for a film titled "Sexy Ant" that has a sexy anthropomorphic lady ant on the cover. His expression is one of confusion and offense.
Homer Simpson reading from a list of proposals to a television executive: Adonis needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to boxing gloves
McDonald's mascot The Grimace
Beloved McDonald's mascot The Grimace
Very adorable drawing of Homer Simpson waving at his friend. His eyes are closed like cute anime eyes where they're just two black lines that look like macaroni
Ken Klippenstein bsky bio showing he's followed by 64 people I know.
Screencap of Old-TImey War Documentary from The Simpsons featuring brave Springfieldian soldiers. The text reads "Come on boys, those white masks are no match for our muskets! Charge!"
Steven Universe being told by his friend that, regrettably, they are gonna have to kill this guy.
In 2017, citing an anonymous source, Herridge reported on an FBI investigation of University of Management and Technology and its founder, Yanping Chen. Charges were never filed; Chen subsequently sued several government agencies, alleging that they had leaked information to Herridge in order to damage her reputation. Chen's lawyers issued a subpoena for Herridge to disclose the names of her sources; Herridge refused to do so, and in February 2024 was held in contempt of court by the federal judge overseeing Chen's lawsuit.[6][7][8] According to Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, courts had ruled Herridge would be unable to appeal the order to testify until she had first been held in contempt for refusing.[8] On September 30, 2025 The DC Circuit Court upheld the ruling, holding Herridge in civil contempt for refusing to divulge her source.[9][10] On June 26, 2026, Chief Justice John Roberts of the United States Supreme Court stayed this ruling in order for the Supreme Court to hear briefs on the case.[11]
Screenshot from The Simpsons where the school is putting on a play about US Presidents. One child is being introduced as William Henry Harrison.
Babylon Bee Headline: Learning from Trump, Man Successfully Negotiates Wife Down To Absolutely Everything She Wants lol TAKE MY WIFE PLEASE amirite???????
An end to this disastrous war is a good thing - no matter the humiliating terms. Because every day it continues, our nation gets weaker, costs keep going up, Iran gets stronger, and Trump gets further from accomplishing his goals. More war would just make things worse. But make no mistake. These are Ira’s terms. And now that Iran has proven that the US can’t stop them, their power expands.