Not Tonight Brosephine

@spiderscrawl.bsky.social

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Occasional writer. Full-time neurospicy. If you complain about ‘woke’, I’ll take that as explicit permission to disregard everything else you have to say. All views other people’s. He/him/MAMIL

Screen grab from the letter - "My aim is to create a team and culture where everyone is valued, seen, listened to and can make their mark and make a difference for their constituents."
Post on X from Mia Farrow "60 Minutes was the most popular show on TV. Why are they destroying it? Because Trump doesn't like it. They didn't lie and pander hard enough. So today they fired al the top people. (Anderson Cooper quit.) 60 Minutes will no longer be honest, insightful. Its over."
Image of USS Voyager, with a fake episode title “WHO KEEPS LETTING THAT COOK ONTO THE BRIDGE?”
William and Catherine say they are 'deeply concerned' in first statement on Epstein revelations
1666. A Greggs, and the City of London with it, go up in smoke when a stressed-baker drops his Lambert and Butler on a mountain of unnecessary European red tape. Nobody is certain why the fire spreads so quickly, but the answer is probably cycling lanes.
3 paragraphs from a BBC article about former prince Andrew Mountbatten Windsor “It's a ripping off the bandage moment, which the Palace will hope will finally draw a line under the endless oil slick of bad news stories about Andrew.” “It makes Andrew dependent on the King for his home and his money. And also it has to be said, a duty of care for his brother's welfare.” “What remains to be seen now is whether a wider can of worms has been opened.”
Two middle aged men in suits engage in a fairground type game at Conservative Party Conference titled 'WHACK A TAXPAYER!' An attempt to make some sort of point about Labour spending plans. Probably.
A lesson completed page from language app Duolingo, with the word “Poof!” in large letters in the middle of the screen. Contextualising this in smaller writing underneath is the sentence “Those 3 mistakes disappeared like a browser history”.
Breaking news story “Starmer says ‘one in, one out’ migrant deal with France to begin within weeks
A hardback copy of the book Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal: My Adventures in Neurodiversity by Robin Ince, along with a badge which says “Weirdly Normal”.
Malta Eurovision contestant in a fluffy yellow and black dress inside a giant mouth prop
Screenshot of article from The Economist with cartoon image of a man crucified on a giant X. The headline reads “Why Gen X is the real loser generation”
Screenshot of Facebook post showing Vogue article titled “What if Gen Xers Are Actually the Cool Ones.”
Chinless nazi Care Bear J D Vance, in casual, warm clothing, waving while visiting Greenland
Screengrab of Cyclist magazine quoting Orla Chennaoui "‘We want investment in the sport. We might want it free-to-air but without investment where does the sport go? Besides, if you’re a cycling fan, I think you want to see it alongside football and rugby and the big sports in this country. That’s where cycling belongs.’"
Screengrab of Cyclist article "Ultimately, the aim of the free-to-air content will be to push people towards subscribing to the TNT Sports premium package. However Chennaoui points out that, while the cost may be high, the survival of the sport requires the investment that the likes of WBD can provide. ‘We want investment in the sport. We might want it free-to-air but without investment where does the sport go? Besides, if you’re a cycling fan, I think you want to see it alongside football and rugby and the big sports in this country. That’s where cycling belongs.’"
Screengrab quote from Cyclist article "WBD says this is part of its commitment to provide some free-to-air content with a view to growing the cycling audience in the UK. The format will allow the presenters to discuss the topics and issues around pro racing in a way that isn’t possible during standard race commentary owing to lack of time."
Donald Trump, handing out fries at a photo op in McDonalds
Two podcasts in Apple Podcasts, one titled Is “The Trump Campaign falling apart?” the other titled “Is Kamala Harris losing?”
An image of the three main characters of PJ Masks, above an image of Tony Benn and the following quote. Ask the powerful five questions. 1. What power have you got? 2. Where did you get it from? 3. In whose interest do you exercise it? 4. To whom are you accountable? 5. How can I get rid of you? Tony Benn (1925-2014)