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Sami | 26 | AuDHD | aroace | genderfluid | ๐Ÿ”ž Only follow if you're 18+, please! Not a smut account, but still an adult space. ๐Ÿ”ž Icon by @cerealmascot.bsky.social

One of those mushroom shaped fountains at pools and water parks
A spam email subject line reading "We've blocked your account! Your photos and videos will be deleted Tody".
An automatic youtube caption on a video of a frog, inexplicably reading "the beep in the cooker", which is not what was being said.
A one-star Google Play review saying "This is so good! ๐Ÿ˜„"
A Discord message with a screenshot from a Roblox game in which a button is labeled "Purchase Juice Box: $1,500". The message is accompanied by a gif of the Pricemaster, and a fake exchange reading: "How much is the juice box?" "ONE... THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS"
A Big Mouth Billy Bass novelty singing fish, which YouTube has automatically captioned with "[screaming]"
"King of the Hill wants to access your Discord account"
The McDonalds toy set for the film "Hotel For Dogs", featuring an english bulldog, a border collie, a chinese crested, a french bulldog, a doberman, a jack russell, a great dane, and a poodle. They all have very happy little faces.
An email from the file upload service MEGA, saying "MEGA misses you."
A little wooden box with "open with care" on the lid.
Two ring boxes full of Malaysian Trumpet Snail shells.
A slimy, tentacled, tar-like creature with a red orifice and swirly eyes.
Ronald McDonald with a text box below him reading "HELP!"
A screenshot from the Roblox game Care Bears: Caring Quest. My character, playing the fishing game, fished up a vampire squid. It looks like a regular cartoon squid, but red with little hearts on it, and a humanoid face.
Me using the Mudae Discord bot to roll for a fictional character. I end up with Wayne from the Playhouse Disney series "Higglytown Heroes". I proceed to question why this is my second time rolling a character from said series.
A YouTube video titled "Movie Villains get eaten part 1 (Titles in description)". It's 20 minutes long and has over 2 million views.
A track listing for "Fall Out Boy - The Carpal Tunnel of Love", however the title is cut off by the character limit preview, simply reading "Fall Out Boy - The Carp..."
A screenshot of one of my Steam friends obtaining the game Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader. I attempt to reply to the update with "vore hammer", but receive an error message as it fails to send.
Two YouTube comments. One reads "Drew Barrymore's voice is fucking amazing. She could be reading a phone book and I'd still be excited." Someone replies to the comment with "I agree! And I am a girl!"
A screenshot from the Guilty Gear wiki, reading "Design: Zato is an attractive man", followed by five different citations.
A Roblox game called "Crunch My Butter". hell if I know why such a thing exists
A Roblox screenshot of a wall that reads "Backrooms", with the head of an avatar of Fink from OK KO in view.
A YouTube video titled "New photo emerges of possible Loch Ness monster: Nessie back in frame as new footage emerges". The thumbnail shows a cute, fuzzy cartoonish Nessie plushie on a rock. She even has a little hat and scarf.
A Discord message with the chorus to Shaggy's "Boombastic", but the words "Mr. Boombastic" have been replaced with "sacabambaspis", the name of a prehistoric jawless fish.
A bunch of image search results of the same Aurora Palm Pals vampire plush from varying angles
A Discord profile where the icon is Pierre from Look Outside, holding a hand to his chin in a curious or playful gesture. The status box beside it, which looks like a thought bubble, has placeholder text that says "What have you been reading?"
The Newsweek Bisexuality covers, but Quan Chi from Mortal Kombat is among the people on it.
A meme of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho that reads "I'M COMPLETELY FUCKED", but the word "fine" has been edited over it, so it says "I'M COMPLETELY FINEKED"
Harold the rat from Psychonauts
Beard Burger Master from PaRappa grinning at the viewer
A clip from the youtube poop "Prawn Srars"
An animatronic of a little girl clown with scary makeup, black and red clothes, and a knife in her jaws.
The Spirit Halloween animatronic Henry Hustle (who is a sinister clown in black and red clothes holding playing cards) with dramatic text reading "HIS WIFE LEFT HIM"
Tom Jones says "It's not a gnu".
A Twitch stream titled "GAY ALIEN ROLEPLAY [HANDCAM]", featuring a tiny version of Ikea's AFTONSPARV alien plush on a hospital bed with two Lego men tending to it.
A plush creature, possibly a fox, with a sticker on its belly reading "HADDY..... BIBTNDAY"
Stock image of a rat using a laptop
A clickbait, low effort probably AI YouTube video titled "guess the animal by emoji, emoji quiz". The thumbnail shows a shark and a hammer.
Automatic captions over a video of a zebra finch, reading "ะกัƒั€ my tummy tummy tummy tummy tummy!"
vinny vinesauce mocking a fictional child in a jumpstart game for 1st graders
Someone holding a Scrub Daddy sponge, with text reading "Come Inside The Scrub Daddy".
A toy of the toilet paper robot from Toy Story 5, and there's a hand pressing one of the buttons and it has an amusing expression where it's squinting its eyes while raising an eyebrow and grinning, like it feels good. It's making little thumbs up symbols on a screen.
An illustration of a fuzzy green caterpillar with big, tired eyes, gazing wistfully upward on a green background. A watermark reads "EDO 2004", and a second watermark appears to read "MUPPER" but the font is hard to read.
The "Pumpkin Punisher" animatronic from Spirit Halloween. It is a lumbering humanoid in denim overalls, resembling a scarecrow full of straw but with a jack-o-lantern head with human teeth, a wide grin, and beady red eyes. It wields an axe.
Someone's Roblox favorites, which consist entirely of novelty profile decor empty games that provide only aesthetic images to fill the space. In this case, it is six different images of L Lawliet from Death Note.
Bedman from Guilty Gear Xrd with meme text reading "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty". The text is from an infamous Reddit copypasta.
An embroidered Teletubby face with a befuddled expression.
Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men with text reading "I'M COMPLETELY FUCKED"
Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory, but demonic.
An animation by Pendleton Ward (of Adventure Time fame) of Luna and Usagi from Sailor Moon, comically exaggerated.
A screenshot of dialogue reading "All our songs are only 4 seconds long!". It has been captioned "Jack Stauber".
The clock tower as seen in Epic Mickey
the little jigsaw bear dude from dealt of ruin
Steven Spielberg introduces himself in Japanese.
Text reading "Untangling Digital Spaghetti"
That sign can't stop me because I can't read!
Smithers from The Simpsons with text reading "A lot of repressed rage is about to come out. Please look away."
Buzz and Woody from Toy Story. Buzz is shoving a gas pump into Woody's mouth. Woody's eyes are bulging out.
A video game of House MD showing the titular doctor, in pixel art, saying "Can you stop talking?"
Peggle Blast asking someone if it can have permission to make and manage phone calls. They allow it, saying "who gives a shit anymore".