Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard

@spineflu.bsky.social

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pokemon adjunct. balatro sweat. ex-cohost and missing it. vice's river donaghey (of haribo sugar-free gummy diarrhea fame) wrote about some rules i helped write once. cops DNI lmao

the achewood strip from oct 10 2001 that goes like
(panel one; Mr Bear, Philippe, and Teodor are all in a big bed together) Mr Bear, to Teodor and Philippe, as he reaches for the light: "good night everyone"
Teodor and Philippe, in unison: "Goodnight!"
(panel two; black/blank)
(panel three; still night)
Philippe: "Good Morning!"
Teodor: "No Philippe! Too soon!"

tweet from @nathanspics486: "Leslie would've admired Mamdani, and probably taken inspiration from him in her future work. She would've seen his early work like (open mouth emoji) "we can do that??" and start excitedly taking notes. They would have a group chat with AOC, Ilhan Omar, and Bernie. There would be some brief drama when Leslie asks to add some centrists but then Bernie RickRolls the chat and the tension is diffused"

jacob elordi wearing a helmet that reads "HAM"

turbodiesel the cat, having self care time with his jade roller.

A: people are talking about jamiroquai a lot lately

B: thats what happens when the future / is made of / virtual insaaaanity

calvin peeing on scott adams grave

norville barnes holds up the death circle from The Ring. "you know, for kids"

anyone missing an autographed photo of Richard Kind? if so, it is in Kalamazoo, MI

a black cat drinks out of a spray bottle

maid marian [vixen] looks longingly at a poster for the mcrib's return

a fb/linkedin post that reads "customer service interactions don't always have to be transactional, when possible, ask questions, strike up a conversation! You never know, you might make a new friend!"

below, a corporate memphis Anton Chighur interacts with the service station attendant

wolverine looking at picture of knuckle joe [kirby]

a photo of an RV that has "they eat babies in denver" hastily spray painted on it.

below, the Meta AI suggests "baby-eating restaurants in Denver", "Denver's unique food scene", and "Restaurants that serve babies" as comments

Grimes [@Grimezsz]: Even if I did smell like a roll of nickels, is that bad?

sent 29 Jul 2021 at 3:04PM

The Understandable Enemies
1. THE WORLD
2. THE FLESH

swanboy excited, staring

three posts from the r/Rochester subreddit:
28 minutes ago: Thundercat concert smell [deleted]
7 minutes ago: I did not shit my pants at the thundercat concert [deleted]
0 minutes ago: I'm being silenced

"Lord, I will go to jail"
the minion bellows

an edit of roast beef from achewood; the text around him reads "cohost: the middle site. not tumblr, not twitter."

blocking the hoover dam on fb

ursaluna drawn in faux manga / black and white style