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A man waves to a witch who notices him. He says, "Hi there, Myla the Forgetful Witch". He asks, "Do you have the potion I ordered?" The witch checks inside her bag. The man took the potion and drinks it, "Thanks," he says. He then smiles as he proclaims, "Wow, it's working! I'm not seeing Tetris in my head anymore!" while the witch leaves. Bonus: Under first panel there is a text "Guest art Spiralhalo" which is a joke. Spiralhalo cannot be a guest in his own comic.
Spirovision comic number 7 - Garlic Powder. A long-haired man holds up a pouch of garlic powder, proclaiming "Buying a pouch of garlic powder is the second-best decision in my life!" He then opens the pouch and takes a whiff, "I bet it smells like heaven in there..." He gets knocked out cold.
Screenshot of Chiitan game where Chiitan got hit by a car
Jax abstracted. Kinger runs [deabstract.exe] which opens a portal that Pomni has to jump into in order to save him. The rescue mission is going so well that Pomni ended up undoing the abstraction not only on Jax but Ribbit, Kaufmo, and Queenie too. After the dust settles, Kinger then resurrects the other nicer AI, dubbed "the real Abel". But since they had a bitter memory with Abel, they decided to call it Orbsman Neo after its resemblance to the NPC. As it turns out, Orbsman Neo can run the circus so well that it becomes even better than real life. Eventually, they stopped looking for an exit. Zooble and Gangle were nowhere to be found for a while, but Jax convinced everyone that Zooble had simply reinvented sex. They stopped looking. Pomni goes on a date with her one true love Gummigoo. Ragatha didn't make an appearance in this episode.
character design sketches labeled Laborer, a young lad in slacked overalls, Retiree, a well-dressed bushy-browed old man, Traveler, a curly haired man in loose outfit, Tavern Keeper, a sharply dressed gentleman with a bow tie, Child, a snot-nosed child wearing a cap holding a lollipop, and Mother, a concerned looking fluffy haired older woman in a plain dress.
a sketch character sheet of two "Mirror Witch" characters Karlsten the Lodestar and Vincentia the Witch. Karl is a guy with sleeveless shirt and a bandage-like glove on one hand. Vincentia is a girl with a tutu-like dress and tattered cape with big spiral collars. Karl has an odd device with a description that reads: Seeing Orbs - can track three beings at low range - can use all 3 orbs to locate a distant being - when using the knowledge scroll, can't be used, instead acts as tri-legs to hold the knowledge scroll up Knowledge Scroll (upside down) - everything recorded here will be memorized by karl - magical objects can be temporarily summoned from the pages Vincentia has a weapon with a description that reads: Giant Ax - a really big scythe
Digital art of a smug smiling Aisha and a blushing Suzuka posing dramatic entrance with their backs against each other. Background is a dark room resembling a commercial building with bright light coming in from the entrance.
Before and after image comparing glitchy vs properly rendered water with reflections behind stained glass, labeled using fancy hanging signs with gothic lettering
Aquafey character drawing guide by Spiralhalo Front and back view of a humanoid aquatic creature with a head protrusion, frog-like hands, and tadpole-like tails. The color palette lists nine colors ranging from lavender purple, seaweed green, some shades of blue, sandy gray, light yellow, light coral and orange. there are notes that says: seaweed hair shark gills muscly shoulder hand approx head size, consistency optional sea turtle skin pattern tba (to be added): side profile, render ver, trident
Strawman Elegy comic strip number 01 Here's the transcript: Panel 1 Man: "Let's make a comic and post it online" Woman: "Like those social media webcomics?" Panel 2 Man: "No! Not like those ones!" "Those ones are made for clout!" "Mine will have soul! Have girth!" Panel 3 Woman: "Sooo you just wanna put it out there and you don't care about getting likes and engagement at all?" Panel 4 Man: "Getting likes would be nice huh?" Woman (looks at her phone): "Mm-hmm." Sound effect: "Ding! You got a like"
Commission sheet titled "Spiralhalo's Art Commissions" (May 2026) Bust Up $32 Minis $15 Full Body $65 Extra char +50% Background +$25 contact: spiralhalo.draws@gmail.com more info: vgen.co/spiralhalo
Castella - Lazcht redesign ver. Art by Spiralhalo 2026. A friendly-looking character. Has a mature fashion with a simple tied hair, collared jacket, and necklace.
an innocent wakame gunkan on the sushi conveyor belt is being eyed by a drooling Fina while her friend enjoys her french vanilla ice cream in silence
what appears to be two cat people cuddling on the ring
artwork of a blue haired cleaner begrudgingly sweeps ashes dropped by a walking charcoal monster using an evil-looking broom
midnight blue finala color test
mastodon post screenshot "on the rare occasion I felt like interacting with someone, bluesky freaking died before I hit send" followed by a trophy emoji with woozy face on it
visual novel style dialogue mock-up with dark border around the screen and a background of checkered grass island against pink void featuring rem and D.G.
D.G., a cartoon fairy.
drawing of rem, a cartoon character, standing there doing nothing
video recording of rem emitting rem particles upon pressing the charge button
sketch of finala, a half-fish lady with a mean expression. next to her is a rougher sketch of a mermaid. "spiralhalo WIP" is scribbled in the middle.
a fairy dancing happily with her new clothes. cartoon drawing.
video recording of a gravitheorem level being played on a typical touch screen phone.
a movie ticket
screenshot of clip studio showing comic making work in progress
mock up of a videogame screen. a table of cards representing events and various UI elements indicating game status. buttons are sketched at the bottom roughly.
Spirovision 6 - art esteem (Art is now called Artie, and Underwear is now called Undy) 1: Artie is laughing, "Ohohohoho!". He has a long pointy nose due to his inflated ego. "I'm the greatest artist alive!" he says. Undy comments, "What's up with Artie?" Business replies, "Our latest art popped off on socials." 2: Undy approaches Arty with a canvas and pencil. "Hey Artie! Can you draw me?" Business shouts, "Hey- Don't!" while Artie answers, "Sure! I'll draw you anything!" Meanwhile, Hazmat peeked from the side with a "Hullo". 3: Artie is drawing while Undy poses for him, but he isn't feeling good about it. "Huuhh?? This isn't going as well as I imagined..." Artie begins shaking and sweating. Business covers his eyes, "Oh... I can't bear to watch..." while Hazmat runs away. "Welp." 4: Artie cries a lot until his tears flood the room. "Waaaah!" Undy tries to comfort him. In the back, Hazmat is already on a boat, as he pulls Business up from the water.
comic style artwork of Castella, being fully soaked in the middle of some creek, pulling her boots full of water off in distress, while her outermost clothing are being dried on a rope tied to two trees in the background.
screenshot of a markdown file open in Obsidian. path: Disciplines/Technology/Mystic energy title: Mystic energy text: Storable Life Force inside Mystic gem. Proprietary Celeste Empire technology.
pose sheet of Aquafey, a fish / turtle / axolotl girl. there are three poses: one waving and holding a bag of gold bars, one swimming in lava next to a melted former bottle of fire resistance potion, and another pointing a crossbow badassly to an unseen target.
artwork of a boy wearing a long jacket, trousers, and leather shoes. he's got a golden chestplate and is carrying a backpack with a glistening blue pickaxe in it. in his hand is a crossbow. he's standing against stylized flames in the background.
Spiralhalo's Commissions (Jan 2026) Minis $25 Comic Style $40 Full Proportion $65 Extra character 50% off (max 3) (non-commercial only) Comic speech bubble $5/panel Background $25+ Tool/Complex design +10-20% Terms: For personal use only; Commercial use +50% Half payment upfront Provide references (No AI) Includes sketch revisions Contact: spiralhalo.draws@gmail.com Pictured: Mini swimsuit artwork, Mini action hero, Comic style nerd with glasses, Comic style lady sipping a drink, Full proportion artwork of fish lady gets squished in the bottom half of the image and a speech bubble that says "Sorry we ran out of space"
SpiroVision #5 - Beach episode 1: Caption: The crew goes to the beach! Pictured: Business, Art, and Underwear posing in a beach with their beach attire. Notably, Business wears a shirt with shorts while Art wears a two piece swimsuit. Underwear is carrying sandcastle-making equipment. 2: Art asks, "Do we really need a beach episode?" to which Business answers, "Nope. We haven't earned it." Meanwhile, Underwear is building a sandcastle in the background. Hazmat appears and says, "Sorry I took so long to change." 3: Hazmat is wearing an old school full-body diving suit. 4: Business asks, "What are you, a themed gacha skin?" Hazmat blushes. Business says in tiny letters, "that wasn't a compliment." Meanwhile, Underwear's sandcastle has turned into the Tower of Babel lookalike which he stands atop of. Art is being harassed by a crab who stole his top and is pulling on his hip scarf. "Help!" Note: Panel 1 & 3 are in color.
7: Milkman beams and says, "I should buy a potion too..." but Myla resists with "you don't have to!" before he continues with "...for the economy!" 8: Milkman pretends to run in place as he says, "got a potion that can help me deliver milk faster?" 9: Myla browses her catalogue of potion. "Hmm." 10: Myla gives Milkman a potion and says, "try this one! This potion turns you into something you wish for for a day. Think about a fast and strong animal!" Milkman stares at the potion in his hand. 11: Milkman drinks the entire potion in one go. "Gulp!" 12: "Poof!" Milkman turns into a giant bottle of milk. Myla stands speechless at the sight...
Myla the Forgetful Witch #2 comic "Milk" 1: Milkman passes by the house of Myla the witch. Myla greets him, "Hi, Milkman!", to which he replies, "Hey Myla!" 2: "Want some milk?" offers Milkman. Myla's eyes sparkles as she asks, "you're giving it to me?" 3: Milkman says, "for 5 cents, I could." "Oh," responds Myla. 4: Myla handed him a coin, "here." "Thanks! Enjoy!" Milkman responds, as he gives her a bottle of milk. 5: "Any day with milk is a good day!", exclaims Milkman, as he gleefully tosses the coin into his coin purse. Myla asks, "you like milk, Milkman?" To which he responds, "I love milk!" 6: Milkman suddenly looks downcast. He shakes his fist as tears welled up in his eyes. "I wanted to be a milk when I grew up...," he says. Myla smiles awkwardly at the sheer absurdity.
Myla the Forgetful Witch #2 comic "Milk" 1: Milkman passes by the house of Myla the witch. Myla greets him, "Hi, Milkman!", to which he replies, "Hey Myla!" 2: "Want some milk?" offers Milkman. Myla's eyes sparkles as she asks, "you're giving it to me?" 3: Milkman says, "for 5 cents, I could." "Oh," responds Myla. 4: Myla handed him a coin, "here." "Thanks! Enjoy!" Milkman responds, as he gives her a bottle of milk. 5: "Any day with milk is a good day!", exclaims Milkman, as he gleefully tosses the coin into his coin purse. Myla asks, "you like milk, Milkman?" To which he responds, "I love milk!" 6: Milkman suddenly looks downcast. He shakes his fist as tears welled up in his eyes. "I wanted to be a milk when I grew up...," he says. Myla smiles awkwardly at the sheer absurdity.
Myla the Forgetful Witch #2 comic "Milk" Page 1 1: Milkman passes by the house of Myla the witch. Myla greets him, "Hi, Milkman!", to which he replies, "Hey Myla!" 2: "Want some milk?" offers Milkman. Myla's eyes sparkles as she asks, "you're giving it to me?" 3: Milkman says, "for 5 cents, I could." "Oh," responds Myla. 4: Myla handed him a coin, "here." "Thanks! Enjoy!" Milkman responds, as he gives her a bottle of milk. 5: "Any day with milk is a good day!", exclaims Milkman, as he gleefully tosses the coin into his coin purse. Myla asks, "you like milk, Milkman?" To which he responds, "I love milk!" 6: Milkman suddenly looks downcast. He shakes his fist as tears welled up in his eyes. "I wanted to be a milk when I grew up...," he says. Myla smiles awkwardly at the sheer absurdity.
the same mobile game ad parody but Willow is blue due to lore.
a mobile game ad parody featuring Willow the pixie with the caption "We are fucking under attack!" in cursive and a "Play Free" button in one corner. background is an isometric town management game.
gif of a Caine vinyl toy with his teeth flapping open and close
SpiroVision comic #4 - Tissue Box Panel 1: Art says, "Ughh, the tissue is in the way" while looking at an opened pack of tissue on the floor. Hazmat peeks into the panel from the side. Panel 2: Hazmat grabs a funny-looking tissue box that has a goofy face, and says "Just put it in the tissue box. It's easy." But Art tears up and says, "But I'm too sad to do it," while wiping the tears with a tissue. Panel 3: Underwear appears from somewhere and took the tissue box from Hazmat. He says, "Leave it to me," with a smile. Art notices him. Panel 4: Underwear hums as he is shoving the tissue into the tissue box while the two watches. Panel 5: Underwear exclaims "All done," and leaves. Art thanks him with "t-thanks," and a tearful expression. Underwear replies, "No probs." Hazmat points out, "How come he's the most functioning out of us?" Meanwhile, Business looks at the tissue box with tissue in it and says, "You guys did something! Nice!"
SpiroVision comic #4 - Tissue Box Panel 1: Art says, "Ughh, the tissue is in the way" while looking at an opened pack of tissue on the floor. Hazmat peeks into the panel from the side. Panel 2: Hazmat grabs a funny-looking tissue box that has a goofy face, and says "Just put it in the tissue box. It's easy." But Art tears up and says, "But I'm too sad to do it," while wiping the tears with a tissue.
"I'm 30 years old" meme but replaced with 31 featuring old me and a frog OC. it's also a SpiroVision comic, #3, titled "Birthday".
the character Underwear from SpiroVision #2 comic is wiping the tear off Art's face while Art leans over him. with the comic as the background.
Comic titled "SpiroVision #2 - Y*utube" For the purpose of this transcript, the characters are called Business, Hazmat, Art, and Underwear, representing their visual designs. Art is specifically styled after Mozart and Beethoven despite being a painter. Panel 1 Business: "It's a brand new day! What are we doing today?" Panel 2 Hazmat (while holding a sponge and a soapy plate): "Start by doing the dishes! The house is falling apart!" Panel 3 Art (while painting): "We should finish that W.I.P... People are already forgetting that we do art..." Panel 4 Underwear (while lounging on a sunny side up shaped pillow): "Guys, let's watch some y*utube" (name of a popular video platform censored by an asterisk) Panel 5 Hazmat: "Sure." Art: "I agree." Business (exasperated): "What!?" Panel 6 Business: "Isn't the house falling apart??" Hazmat: "The house is just fine." Panel 7 Business: "What about finishing that W.I.P??" Art Spiro: "We're also halfway thru finishing this entire channel." Business: "???" (confused) Panel 8 Underwear (comes up to Business from behind): "We could watch some self-help videos." Business (vein popped, eye bloodshot): "You shut up."
comic titled "SpiroVision #1 - Spaghetti" Panel 1 titular character Spiro grumbled while eating self-cooked spaghetti "I never liked cooking spaghetti because I can never get it to al dente." Panel 2 "until..." Spiro looks at a video on his phone. video: "cook for 8 minutes or just follow the cooking time on the back." Panel 3 Spiro looks at the back of the spaghetti package, angry at the spaghetti for some reason. Panel 4 Spiro is on the dining table, eating a spaghetti while talking to someone off-panel (might be hypothetical). Spiro: "it's fuckin' PERFECT every time."
art vs artist grid of 9 images. the chosen images are (in order): Reina's DnD group photo commission, Aquafey in grunge shirt, Shamenet's Demi, Hush character sheet, cutegirltober Angel, Skye, Strumano, and Gravitheorem cover. side view photo of me looking at a laptop in the middle (I have a long hair).
screenshot of clip studio paint showing an artwork colored with basic flats that resemble ketchup, mustard, and somewhat lettuce
Part 2 - Afterword - page 1 of 4. Holy shit we finished part 2! Yes, "we". You've been reading along, right? This has *felt* like a long journey, even tho it has *only* been 20 pages!! Tbf, the longest comic I've done was 34 strips long, over 5 years! So 40 strips over *checks notes* 77 days was pretty impressive if I say so myself (ahem). Anyway, how did you like it so far? Part 1 was about Strumano's wacky misadventures, but part 2 has a more cohesive plot and introduced some key characters. Who is your favorite??
Strawman Elegy comic 40 transcript (This page is a regular comic page instead of the usual 4-panel gag.) Panel 1 Tritica: "Too bad you had to quit!" "I liked the ones with your character!" Fina: "Haha..." Panel 2 Fina: "In truth, I feel a little bad, too." "I came here to discuss that with Strumano, actually." Tritica (off-panel): "Ah, I see!" Panel 3 Tritica (worried): "But... so you haven't heard from him, either Tritica holds her phone up to her ear. The phone is making a "bip bip bip" sound. Tritica: "He still isn't picking up..." Panel 4 Tritica: "Sorry, can you try calling him?" Fina is currently using her phone. She turns to look at Tritica. Fina: "Me?" Tritica: "Maybe if it's you..." Panel 5 Fina dials someone on her phone. Her expression is ambiguous. Fina: "..." "Sure..." Panel 6 Somewhere, a phone is ringing, visualized by brightly lit screen and musical notes. The phone sits on a man-made structure. Below it is a large, turbulent body of water. Fina (off-panel): "I wouldn't count on it, though." TO BE CONCLUDED...
Strawman Elegy comic 38 transcript Panel 1 The stranger introduces herself. Stranger (excited): "Pardon my excitement!" "I'm Tritica, Strumano's mom!" "It's nice to finally meet you!" Panel 2 Tritica continues with unease: "Lately he'd stopped posting comics." "And he won't answer my calls." "I got so worried I just had to come over, but he isn't answering the door either." Panel 3 Tritica: "Do you happen to know something?" Panel 4 Fina looks away awkwardly. Fina (cautious): "Well..." "How should I tell you..." "Where do I even begin?" Strawman Elegy comic 39 transcript Panel 1 One explanation later... Fina: "...It was uncomfortable, so I had to quit." Fina looks uneasy as she explains. She still couldn't make eye contact. Tritica gasps. Panel 2 Tritica (worried): "Gosh... That boy can be so clueless!" "But I raised him to be a smart boy!" Tritica (looks away, thinking): "I wonder if he got it from his dad..." Fina judges silently off-panel. Panel 3 Tritica: "Sorry you had to endure that!" Fina: "It's not your fault..." Tritica: "But he's unmarried..." "So I'm still responsible for him!" Fina is bewildered by Tritica's response. Panel 4 Tritica: "Though, if I could be frank..." "My son at least got a good taste..." Tritica looks away in slight embarassment. Tritica: "Pardon me..." Fina silently grumbles at Tritica's remark. Her hair comically wrinkles in irritation.
Strawman Elegy comic 36 transcript Panel 1 A wide-angle view of an apartment building, zoomed out version of the same building seen in Strawman Elegy 20, where Strumano's office is. Fina's chat messages are overlaid on top. Friend's message: "Are you really doing this?" Fina's message: "Yeah." Panel 2 Fina walks up the stairs. The messaging continues. Fina: "I got so wrapped up in my own problems" "That I didn't consider I could be the one in the wrong" Friend: "But that doesnt mean you have to apologize first" Fina: "It's fine" Panel 3 Fina: "That guy will never get it even if I waited a million years" Friend: "Ouch" A front-view of the staircase at the next floor. Fina almost reaches the top. Panel 4 Fina walks up to Strumano's door. A stranger is standing in front of it. Strawman Elegy comic 37 transcript Panel 1 Stranger (smiling to Fina): "Hello." Fina: "Hi." Fina (thinking): "Who?" Panel 2 The stranger looks around as to confirm. Stranger: "Oh, looking for Strumano?" Fina: "Yes." Stranger: "Friend of his?" Fina: "I wouldn't say that..." Panel 3 The stranger walks up closer to Fina. Stranger (inspecting): "Um, excuse me, but could you be... Fina!?" Fina (cautious smile): "Do we... know each other?" Panel 4 The stranger grabs Fina's hands. Stranger (beaming): "Wow!" "You look just like in the comics!" Fina smiles awkwardly.
Strawman Elegy comic 34 transcript Panel 1 Dani (serious): "Hmm, I don't know if I should answer that..." Fina (teasing): "It's okay, I won't judge!" Panel 2 Dani (serious): "Let me get this outta the way..." "Sexual harassment can happen both ways, you know?" Fina (confused): "Huh? What do you..." "..." "..." Panel 3 Fina (sorry): "Oh!" "S-sorry! I didn't mean to do that at all!" Dani (relieved): "It's okay! I can trust you, Fina." Panel 4 Dani: "Well, I can't deny that I get a lot of attractive clients..." "But 'dirty thoughts' sounds sneaky..." "I'd rather just chat with clients that I like!" Strawman Elegy comic 35 transcript Panel 1 Dani: "Was that a satisfying answer?" Fina (smiling): "We do chat a lot, don't we?" Dani: "Yes!" Panel 2 Dani: "Like when you showed me that smoothie-" Fina (excited, with emphasis): "You get it Dani!" Dani: "...? About smoothies?" Panel 3 Fina (insistent): "When you're interested in someone..." "You wanna chat and learn about them!" "You don't just dump your emotion all over them, right???" Panel 4 Dani (invested): "Right." "So, who is this about!?" Fina (sheepish): "Ah..." "Ahaha... Ehehe..."
Strawman Elegy comic 32 transcript Panel 1 Fina is at the gym. Her PT Dani is coaching her how to do lunges by guiding her pose with his hands. Fina looks focused. Dani: "Keep your back straight..." "Make sure to engage your core!" Panel 2 Fina: "Say, Dani. Random question..." Dani: "Yes?" Fina: "Have you ever been accused..." Panel 3 Fina: "...of sexual harass-" Before Fina could finish, Dani immediately backed away at a figurative speed of light. Panel 4 Fina (panicked): "It's not like that!" Dani (cautious): "O-oh!" "Is it?" Strawman Elegy comic 33 transcript Panel 1 Dani (relaxed): "Well, not me, no." "But I've seen it happen before." Panel 2 Dani (off-panel): "A client was giving hints about being uncomfortable." (An image of a PT touching a client too close to the armpit area to guide his arms. The client turned to look at the PT warily.) Dani: "The PT missed the hints. It didn't end well for her." (An image of the same PT face palming while looking at a piece of paper, presumably a warning of some kind.) Panel 3 Dani (worriedly): "If you ever feel uncomfy," "I want you to tell me straight up, okay?" Fina (back view): "Hmm..." Panel 4 Fina has a dark and distracted expression. Fina: "Say, don't you ever have dirty thoughts about your clients?"
Strawman Elegy comic 30 transcript Panel 1 The friend shows Fina her phone. Friend: "Get this! He's been making comics for a while..." "But they only started to gain traction after you joined in!" Fina listens warily, hugging her pillow. Panel 2 Fina: "...Are you guilt tripping me into staying?" Friend (insistently): "Oh no!" "Ye of little faith!" "I was just thinking, if you have that much impact on him..." Panel 3 Friend (as echoes of the past): "Maybe all you need is..." "...to tell him how you truly feel?" Fast-forward to after Strumano's confession... (see Strawman Elegy comic 17) Fina (off-panel, sternly): "You never needed a model." Panel 4 Fina (continued): "What you need" "is..." "a girlfriend." Strawman Elegy comic 31 transcript Panel 1 The next morning. Fina is working at Monomart behind the cash register. Her boss is watching from the side. Fina (thinking): "I feel like crap." "I wish mental health day were real." Panel 2 Monomart boss urges Fina to smile with a trademark pose. Monomart boss (loudly): "Smile!" Fina pops a vein without smiling. Panel 3 Fina imagines Strumano talking about his work on his desk. Fina (off-panel, thinking): "I wonder... am I just beating Strumano up..." "...because he doesn't fight back?" Panel 4 Back to reality. Fina (off-panel, thinking): "Unlike this guy..." "Or" "Mom..." Monomart boss (deemphasized): "Smile! I said smile!" Note: the speech bubbles were arranged in such a way that the word "or" covers the boss's face, to deemphasize him.
Strawman Elegy comic 28 transcript Panel 1 Fina and her friend are hanging out in her room. Friend: "Beer!" Fina: "Horror games!" Both: "Girls' night!" Panel 2 Friend: "Boy talks are banned tonight!" Fina: "Quick! Think up a topic that isn't boys!" Panel 3 Friend: "Umm, umm..." "Your mom called me recently." Fina: "What." Panel 4 Friend: "She wants you to go to college and..." Fina lies face down motionless. Friend: "Fina!?" Strawman Elegy comic 29 transcript Panel 1 Fina buries her face in a pillow in frustration. Fina: "Beat me up while I'm down, will you?" Friend: "You know it's best to mention it now than later." Panel 2 Friend: "Why don't you want to go to college?" Fina (angrily): "I hate school!" "It's nothing but bad experience!" Panel 3 Friend (off-panel): "But your mom..." Fina (frustratedly): "Enough mom talk! I'd much rather talk about boys!" Friend: "Ok." Panel 4 The friend fiddles with her phone. Friend: "So I've been reading your boss's comic." Fina: "Any *other* boys??"
Strawman Elegy comic 26 transcript Panel 1 Monomart Boss (angrily): "You can't just yell at the customer like that!" "That isn't very 'smile' of you!" Panel 2 Fina is smiling, but pop veins as she hold back anger. Fina: "But sir... He was hitting on me." Monomart Boss (off-panel): "Sigh. This is why I prefer male employees." Fina: "Pardon?" Panel 3 Fast-forward, Fina finished her store shift and then went to Strumano's office. Fina: "Sigh." "Hi Boss." Strumano: "Hey Fina, check this out!" Panel 4 Strumano presents a cardboard cutout with a drawing of Finomatic on it. Strumano: "Finomatic!" Fina (thinking, unamused): "I ain't gonna deal with this shit." Strawman Elegy comic 27 transcript Panel 1 Fina is at a smoothie parlor with a friend. Fina (desperately): "What the hell is wrong with this world!?" Fina's friend: "Calm down, girl!" "Drink your smoothie first!" Panel 2 Friend (off-panel): "So, what ails you?" Fina drinks her smoothie. Fina: "Everywhere, there is a slight injustice." "People too ignorant of their wrongdoing..." Panel 3 Friend: "Are you perchance speaking of... boys??" Fina: "Yes." Panel 4 Friend: "I'm sorry ma'am. There is no cure for that." The friend pats Fina's back. Fina rests her head on the table face-down. Fina: "Uuu..." Friend: "Yes, yes, just let it all out..."