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✨ Sheer Spite is Enough ✨ they/them/theirs | MDNI queer agender & will not hide 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ cat parent | reader | DnD Now Reading: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Ken Kesey

A picture of a tabby cat on a table next to an autofeeder with an empty tray. There's a patio door with open blinds, a stair railing being used as a surface for linens, and a mirror and hanging jackets in the background. In the foreground is a half-full bowl of wet food that the cat is conveniently ignoring in favor of pouting next to her dry food tray. She's sat facing away, but her head is turned demurely over her left shoulder and her left ear is pointed at the camera cause she knows I'm standing there taking a picture in order to make fun of her a little bit on social media. I love this cat more than words can say.
A picture I took of a page from a book I'm reading titled "I Work At A Public Library" by Gina Sheridan. The entry highlighted on the page is "Calling, Name (Redux) Me: You have an overdue item. Patron: What is it? Me: "Charlotte's Web." Patron: [Turning to seven-year-old daughter] You turd."
A screenshot of the Sinners movie poster
An edited screencap from Drake and Josh, with Josh dressed like a Roman looking expectantly at Drake with the burial cave of Jesus in the background with the stone moved away from the entrance. The text says: "Drake?" "Yeah?" "Where's the body of Christ?"
Two cats cuddling on a blue and white patterned blanket draped over a green couch. A dark gray tuxedo cat rests his head on the shoulder of a lighter gray tabby cat. Their paws tangle in front of them and they're both sound asleep. They're also the cutest cats there ever were 💚💚
an edited pic of a doge with teary eyes made to look like it's wearing a Scooby-Doo collar; text reads "call me Scooby because I can't Doo this anymore"
a stack of four books on a starry table: The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison, Go Tell It On The Mountain by James Baldwin, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler
a four panel comic: first panel is an angry cartoon guy saying "get away badger you carrier of disease"; second panel is a photorealistic badger with a cup of tea saying "I also carry tea"; third panel is the cartoon guy saying "aww" with a smile on his face; fourth panel is the badger saying "it's tuberculosis" and off-panel the guy responds "goddammit"
Epic the Musical has been a hardcore obsession this year, for damn sure