SpiteCat

@spitecat.bsky.social

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Small-town Illinois

Carrots, potatoes, and beef in gummi form. Or not.
Gene Belcher
A text from Deputy Director Bullock, asking Stan Smith "Is he dead yet? ;)".
The angel Remiel saying: "That was the *old* Hell. That was a place of mindless torture and purposeless pain. There will be no more wanton violence; no further suffering, inflicted without reason or explanation. We *will* hurt you. And we are *not* sorry. But we do *not* do it to punish you. We do it to *redeem* you. Because afterward, you'll be a better person. And because we love you. One day you *thank* us for it." From The Sandman #28. Words by Neil Gaiman. Art by Mike Dringenberg.
A toddler's skull. With lots and lots and lots of teeth.
Signed and framed copies of More Than Meets the Eye # 1, 28, and 43, and Lost Light #10, all paying homage to Kevin Maguire's Justice League #1.
Gandalf telling Frodo "Many that live deserve death", which I'm certain is the entire quote with no further context needed.
The opening to Super Mario Galaxy
A soul hunter from the second episode of Babylon 5. Caramel candy goodness rests within his puckered orifice.
T30 Springer, in his retail box.
The ninth Station of the Cross: Jesus Falls a Third Time
Mad Max and his mine-sniffing dog, from the 2015 game.
Gandalf smiling archly at Frodo and saying "Many that live deserve death," which I'm pretty sure is the entire quote. Don't look it up.
"HAHAHAHAHA...CHUD" Derisive Onomatopoeia from Spectacular Spider-Man #189.
Not Huey Lewis
Justice and Captain America in a panel from Thor/Silver Surfer 1998 Annual. Written by Tom DeFalco (ew), drawn by Ramon Bernado (yikes).
The cover of Marvel's "Axis #1", but the logo is meant to say "Axis" when it's turned 180°. A poor execution makes it look like "Sixis" from either angle.
Photo of the Red Alert, the Autobot Transformer, in his fire department Lamborghini mode
Luke talking to Leia in The Last Jedi, Luke saying "Try not to piss away everyone's sacrifices this time, okay?"
Wikus van der Merwe from District 9 sitting at his desk, smiling at the camera with the text "This is what happens when you drop 20,000 Prawns into a small community" below
Raccoon hanging upside-down to steal from a bird feeder
"I deserve so much recognition for this sacrifice no one asked me to make"; Mommy bloggers; Vet-Bros
Chris Rock, "Selective Outrage" Netflix Special. Saying "No one has lower cum levels than Elon Musk, okay? 'Cause his body has negative cum."
Super Hans from Peep Show saying "The secred ingredient is Crime"
Raccoon standing up
Action figure of Animated Hellboy with massive upper body and teeny-weeny stick legs. Tilting his head quizzically below text that reads "'Leg Day'? The hell is Leg Day?"
Ghost Rider crashes into Hobgoblin. Spider-Man rescues a child.