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18+ Only • Freaky Pervert Art • They/He Pronoun Haver • 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🤠 My name is Noble! Don't tell anyone what you saw here

work in progress drawing of an elf in a tutu. He has a norman-style forelock haircut, psuedo-pointe shoes, and a half-drawn chain leading to a heavy metal collar around his neck

cartoon of a fist tightly clenching the body of a small elfen guy, he looks kind of like a doll. the fist is thrusting him towards to viewer.

top text reads "could a depressed person make THIS?" Bottom text has an arrow pointing to the guy and says "guy with clinical depression."

drawing of Glory and Jyn lying face to face. Jyn says "I'm in love with you." Glory replies "Cool." they are holding each other and caressing one another's faces tenderly.

close up drawings of some cocks, both trans and cis. one of the t-dicks has a little arm and is waving "hello!"

cartoony doodle of flower and a sentient log tucked in together. the log has a smirking grin, and a cigarette is held in a branch off the side of the log. A speech bubble has the log saying "you're on the pill, right?"

flower looks harrowed where he lays next to the log, responding "uh, sure."

A drawing of Flower, a 7 foot tall firbolg with green skin, copper hair, and small horn nubs on his head. His shoulders, knees, and cheeks are dashed with white freckles. He has soft, cow-like ears and a long cow's tail.

Flower is squatting at the base of a tree, knees bent and hands planted on the ground as hs fucks himself on a suspiciously convenient tree root. The bark has been peeled off the root, leaving a smooth surface perfect for going up one's ass. Flower's hard dick hangs between his legs, leaking fluid. The root is similarly covered in fluid, and the tree seems to be leaking sap from knots in the wood.

it's all very silly.

7 foot tall firbolg stands, leaning against a skinny tree as he flirts with a thicker tree. both trees are Just Trees. He holds a mug of beer in one hand, and a speech bubble says "Hey, uh, y'come here often? I haven't seen you around before..."

at his feet, a small cartoon kobold is being crushed by a hat labeled "ten pound hat"

cartoony montage of the 7 foot tall firbolg bonking his head on doorways, beams, and low-hanging pipes. Every bump is accompanied by a loud "TONK!" sound effect bubble. inset is a sketch of him with a large cartoon bump on his head, and he's shouting "SAME SHIR DIFFERENT DAY"

illustration of a 7 foot tall firbolg with green skin and short brown hair. he wears a green greatkilt and a purple wizard had styled like a mushroom cap. he has a cow's tail and purple knee-high socks.

line drawing of a bummed out looking firbolg guy with a wiggly wooden staff and a mushroom wizard hat

black and white sketch of an elf with big, watery eyes and an upturned nose. Their lips are wrapped around the tip of a thick cock, with cum spurting out from between their sealed lips. A bowl of crudely-drawn fruitloops covers their chest. The hand holding the cock has one pinky up in a fancy gesture.

happy guy with the text "draw a threesome"
unhappy guy with his hands raised with text "drawing three people"

Cartoon portraits of two girls; a goth latina with micro bangs and winged eyeliner saying "ugh," and an asian girl with long dark hair and a bff necklace giving a fake smile saying "have you tried being less, uh, unique? no offense"

Black and white drawing of an elf getting his hair pulled while gagging on a huge cock and scowling miserably. Off-screen, the dick owner says "yes, my bloodbride, you love taking my cock deep in your face-cunt, don't you?" and then "say yes, bitch. Unless you want the knife." to which the elf replies with a muffled affirmative.