SPLATTER

@splatter.bsky.social

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38 || they/them Protogen, Parautilitarian

OP's picture with a wedding ring added
Chamber of manipulation 2UU Enchant land Enchanted land has "Tap, discard a card from your hand: Gain control of target creature until end of turn." Politics is just a subtle form of mind control - and cephalids are master politicians.
Screenshot from secret lair, a stardew valley themed MTG card Stardew Valley Land Tap: Add C. 2, Tap, Tap an untapped creature you control: Create a Food token. 3, Tap: Choose target permanent you control. Draw a card, then another player of your choice may gain control of that permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.
headshot of Dynomutt
turntable gif of low poly Eva Unit 01 made in picoCAD 2
screenshot of reddit, names and icons have been replaced by colors Purple: planet's on fire Black: Nope, just Canada. Again. Purple: believe it or not, Canada is part of the planet Black: Yep. A small percentage of it. Purple: "house is on fire" "Nope, just the roof" "roof is part of the house" "Yeah a small part"
SEA: Space Exploration and Astronomy I make chilled-out "info-tainment" videos on all-things space related, from the moment of the Big Bang to the end of the universe itself- and everything in between. No AI, written, recorded and produced by a real human. New episodes every Sunday!
turntable gif of picoCAD 2 model of the top half of Eva unit 01 from Evangelion
color palette consisting of a light grey, a plum, a vivid violet, and a yellow
screenshot from castlevania edited to say "what a horrible night to have eyes."
turntable gif of a low resolution Magic the Gathering deck box
The victim and his grandson were at what even the National Park Service would say was a safe distance, at least 100 yards, from the bison. They stopped for some pictures while the bison lay down and seemed to have calmed down. “He was sitting in the dust, like bison do, with his head out towards the road,” MacLeod said. “When the bison started to get up, the grandfather's like, ‘OK, time to leave,’ and they moved off behind these trees.”
Shredder from the 1990s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon with a word bubble, as if he were saying the quoted post
photograph of two yellow-handled knives on a black background. They are engraved Gros Michel and Cavendish. Top knife is Kubey Rogue, bottom is CJRB Nanner
briellastella @briellastella.bsky.social . 1mo And now Maine is stuck with a choice between two Nazis in the general. Great work, everybody! I'm glad no one listened the first time he got outed as a Nazi. Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com. 1mo "Nazi, Nazi, Nazi." briellastella @briellastella.bsky.social . 1mo No, no, you're right. I'm sure his deep and lasting appreciation of the aesthetics of Nazism has nothing whatsoever to do with his personal beliefs. When you think about it, his ability to separate Nazi symbols from their original meaning is a sign of intellectual maturity. Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com I genuinely do not care about a candidate's bio. It's really far down on my list of things I look at when it comes to politicians. I mostly just care about policy. I've factored in "got a stupid tattoo when he was younger which he has since covered up" already. 10:05 AM May 31, 2026
You like House of the Dragon? House about you try dragon deez nuts across your face
The Ishimura ("Stone Village") is owned by the Concordance Extraction Corporation (CEC), and was named after Hideki Ishimura, a fictional Japanese astrophysicist who discovered faster-than-light travel in the form of the "shockpoint drive". Originally constructed in the early 2440s as a response to the Resource Wars, bloody interstellar conflicts that erupted due to Earth and its colonies' heavy consumption of resources, the Ishimura's successful maiden voyage alone caused the Resource Wars to come to an end, resulting in the development of an entire fleet of such ships.[1][2]
still frame from the 1990 Ninja Turtles movie showing part of the actor's mouth and face inside the mouth of the Donatello costume
plush toy of a yellow octopus from ikea
2-pack of Wegmans 40 oz peanut butter
photograph of a mackerel tabby from the side, showing her bent nose and general soft appearance
photograph of a mackerel tabby cat looking down at the viewer from above
LEGO space shuttle at 1/2 progress
photograph of a cluttered desktop with a half assembled LEGO space shuttle
photograph of Paul Bearer, mortician and wrestling manager
A mech from the TTRPG Lancer with the text "male this, female that My gender was custom made by Smith-Shimano Corpro
photograph of a mason jar tiki torch painted with fluorescent paint and lit by a blacklight
screenshot of the "sticking together is what good waffles do" scene from the simpsons
photograph of a pink mask painted with fluorescent paint
close up of gnarled end with chain, the camera has difficulty processing the UV so some of the colors are blown out shades of deep blue. There are also vibrant greens poking out beneath the also vibrant pinks and purples
a gnarled wooden stick with a small chain wrapped around one end and hockey tape at the other. The chained end has been painted and repainted, right now it is fluorescent pink and purple with bits of the old green paint vibrantly fluorescing as well
Screenshot of lyrics to Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel, there is an entire screen's worth of lyrics but the highlighted ones are at the very top and the previous lyrics have scrolled are now covered by album art
Gameboy color intro animation but the text has been edited to say "SPLATTER Prootendo®"
photograph of a pawn piece with the text "en croissant"
OnlyFans-esque logo for OnlyBeans, with a cat paw in the O
Cut it Cut it Cut Cut Cut Cut it Cut it Cut Cut Cut Cut it Cut it Cut Cut Cut Cut it Cut it Cut Cut Cut And it cuts your life Like a broken knife Cut it Cut it Cut Cut Cut Cut this cancer from my soul
screenshot of lyrics from Tidal (music app) The song is Vanity Fair by Mr. Bungle, the lyrics are "The moment of my de-sex-ing Cut it Cut it Cut Cut Cut Cut this cancer from my soul"
screenshot of twitch, showing a cancelled subscription for AFoxInSpaceShow
the Simpsons meme of Lionel Huxley in front of a chalkboard, edited to read CEASE = STOP, FIRE = FIRE
Screenshot of waist-up Falco from the Nintendo direct. If the anthropomorphic-ness of a character were a slider with a human on the left and a bird on the right, with a regular furry in the center, this Falco would be somewhere to the right of that - closer to a bird. He's a blue bird-person with red feathers around his eyes and a yellow beak. He has cybernetics on the sides of his head, and his "hands" are feathers. He's wearing a white vest with buckles on them over a brown shirt with buckles around the waist, he's also got a red handkerchief tied around his neck. The letters CAM are imposed in white but the rest of the text is cropped out.
screenshot from the Electric Feel music video by MGMT. Two young men are in a dark forest at night, before them is a small imitation moon about 2m in diameter. The moon and the scene is lit with a blueish green light. The moon is sliced open and colorful static is pouring out like a liquid
edit of a screenshot of The Simpsons. A tombstone sitting in a red wagon, the tombstone reads: "Tilly Norwood" We are richer for having lost it.
Hitler's political views were formed during three periods; namely (1) his years as an impoverished young man in Vienna and Munich prior to the First World War, during which time he turned to nationalist-oriented political pamphlets and antisemitic newspapers out of distrust for mainstream newspapers and political parties; (2) the closing months of the war when the German Empire lost, since Hitler claimed to have developed his extreme nationalism and allegedly pledged to "save" Germany from both external and internal enemies, who in his view had betrayed it (stab in the back myth); (3) and the 1920s, during which his early political career began and he wrote his autobiographical political manifesto Mein Kampf (lit. 'My Struggle'). Hitler formally renounced his
Photograph of a Cheese Boat, a Georgian food (The country, not the state). It is an elongated bread bowl with pointy ends, filled with a mix of mozzarella, ricotta, and feta. It is topped with an egg and a pat of butter and being served in a wooden board
photograph of an orange neon sign that says "CHEESE BOATS". The sign is on a metal beam pillar that is painted white. In the background is a ceiling with cameras, pipes, and ducts
Promotional photo of Mr. Beast. His teeth and eyes have been removed via photo editing, and now the number 666 is carved into his forehead with blood dripping over his face.
A selfie-style photograph of a person in sunglasses, except the person's face has been replaced by the OP's avatar: a Protogen (furry cyborg with a visor/display screen for a face) The avatar has been lined up so the sunglasses in the picture are lined up on the avatar's face The person has long dark hair and is wearing a pink button-up shirt decorated with white pineapples and palm trees. The picture is taken outside: In the background is a grey exterior wall and an air conditioning poking out of a window
photograph of a person from the chest down, they are wearing a pink shirt that decorated with white sunglasses-wearing pineapples and palm trees. Their pants are black jeans stuffed with rhinestones, they have a pink belt, and their shoes are pink and cyan converse sneakers. One of the sneakers has spikes on them. The background is a messy suburban porch.
Chiappa Rhino revolver, nickel plated with wood grip.
Edited version of the cover art of Sleep's album Dopesmoker: normally the art features a series of alien figures marching across an alien desert landscape in a line, in this version the alien figures have been replaced by the Celestial Seasonings sleepytime bear. The bear is wearing a red cap and white gown and sitting asleep in a green chair. To the right of the chair is a radio, to the left a tea set. Above them in the sky to the right are the faint images of two moons. Superimposed at the top is the name of the band in green lettering, "Sleep'
Stock image of Reolink Duo 2 security camera. The camera is flat rectangle shape with a black cap on the front end. It has two antennae that look like ears, two cameras in the front that resemble eyes, and is on a hinged mount that looks like a neck.
Clip of Hank and Dean Venture trying to break out of a jail cell. Hank: "Oh, Double Damn it!" Dean: "Hank, you said the double "d" word"
Photograph of Smogteeth's Mothman pin on a worn brown jacket. The pin is a hefty plate of metal with the etched silhouette of Mothman surrounded by rays emanating from him.
Photograph of a tall person from the chest-down. They are wearing a Beef Ramen hoodie, black tapestry pants stylized with graffiti, and Bluey branded Crocs. They are standing next to a red cane with spikes in front of a white house.