rat dad

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hey im rat dad I love cosplay & animating/editing but I mostly tweet anime bullshit. Asuka amv guy. Masters degree in Sephiroth (seriously). Leftist. Largely ffxiv & giant robots. Also trigun 💖 @eepysleepy.bsky.social kaenan|31|they/he|transmasc lesbian

A bluesky notification reading “Tonberry followed you”, from three minutes prior. Their icon is a picture of a Tonberry from final fantasy, a weird little green dude in a brown robe with a featureless face consisting of only two yellow dot eyes. It’s holding a lantern, for being spooky, and a knife (for ending your life). It offers me the option to follow the tonberry back, which is generally not how this works, but can be useful in getting through the ARR bonus dungeon Wanderer’s Palace (Hard).
A photo of my hand holding up a child’s self-designed sewing project, where the 7 year old in question has sewn together a tiny square muslin tote bag and then hand stitched handled onto it with two different shades of pink embroidery thread. The handles are not hemmed, nor is the top of the bag, because the designer was born in 219z inside the bag, an adorable axolotl plushie made from pink monkey fabric poked their face out of the to, smiling at the viewer with a precious colon three face smile. Behind my hand and the bag I’m holding, you can see a grey singer heavy duty sewing machine, a rainbow sunset tapestry made out of felt (also made by the 7 year old in question), and the very edge of a weird mechanically operated spinning hand-fan thing that looks like a pink narwhal. There’s also a yellow tissue box and a red pin magnet pad. But mostly I just need to show you the adventurous abystoma carrying case. It’s important to have proper transportation for your pets.
Me and my evil clone Corrine and her fiancée Skylar taking a mirror selfie in an empty auxiliary lobby space in a hotel. Corrine and Skylar both have cute renaissance fair type outfits on with bodices and long skirts. I’m wearing a pink ruffle shirt and cool 70s skirt. I have green kitty ears on and a big fluffy white kitty tail, which I stole from our basement where it was sitting around waiting to be turned into a brushbuddy. Idk I don’t really have a horse outfit.
A strange and somewhat unsettling drawing by Chris SimpsonsArtist of James Roberts (a nude humanoid figure with no ears and a very long right arm) squatting and holding out new transformers planning scripts (represented as a slice of watermelon) to me (a second even more troubling figure). The second guy (me) is also ostensibly humanoid but is on all fours, resting on their extended 8-toed humanoid feet and the fingertips of their six-fingered hands. They also have a weird fucked up llama head. They are bent deeply over the proffered robot literature (watermelon), prepared to receive it into their mouth. They’re on flat yellow terrain with two green mountains and a blue sky full of cartoon clouds in the background. I assume this is what Guernsey looks like. James says “you are safe now my sweet child”, to which I reply “I owe you my life” while preparing to eat the transformers scripts with my deformed llama mouth.
A bluesky notification informing me that the post to which I am replying has been liked by “THE Eridan Locator.” (and also my friend Cat but that’s not relevant). This guy is 18 years old, meaning that when homestuck began he was one year old. When my mom made this eridan cape for my sister he was four. That’s so sweet and beautiful to me. I’m so glad teens are enjoying homestuck in the year of our lord 2026, just like I did as a teen. Makes me feel soft and warm. Shine on you crazy diamond.
The art fight profile card for the cool mysterious teen who surprised me with a drawing of my car as a transformer on my windshield. They are on team comedy, and the card has a cute brown and orange motif with stars and bunnies and card suit symbols and stuff. I think it’s lowkey a magician theme? Their username is “D_o0ll” and they want to attack “¡Anyone!”. The accept friendly fire and revenge. They don’t accept mass attacks but I don’t know what that means because I’ve never done art fight. Their featured characters lineup features five little icons of adorable marker and colored pencil drawings of robot original characters (presumably cybertronian in origin) and at least one affable-looking green furry thing. They have characters in the Human, Monster, and Mecha categories. Even if you’re not doing art fight (I’m not) I think it would be super sweet to draw something for this kid and then like… idk send it to their tiktok I guess? Or to me and I’ll pass it along!! Idk I just want him to know he’s so appreciated.
An extremely ominous piece of white paper, folded in half and tucked beneath the front windshield wiper of the noble 2013 Toyota Prius V, The Car of Kings. It looks like a parking ticket, but upon close inspection, the front reads “Open Me!! (Drawing not a car ticket)”. The exclamation points are pulling double duty as big anime eyes for a profoundly kawaii smiley face.
An incredible article in entertainment weekly entitled “Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was killed with a sword in a past life”. Fuck yeah tell us more. The subheading is: “The actress believes that a sword was pushed through her spine so that she was ‘completely paralyzed.’” The article was written by Emlyn Travis, who has a finger on the pulse of the nation. It was published 3 days ago on July 3, 2026 at 2:46 p.m. ET. There’s a photo underneath of MBB herself, captioned “Millie Bobby Brown on May 13, 2026. Credit: Jamie McCarthy/Getty”. She is smiling knowingly, like the coy Mona Lisa, full of knowledge of eschewed homosexuality and tragic war deaths.
Me, wearing a white top with lovely geometric embroidery along the neckline and peach pants, laying on a red white and blue picnic blanket on the sand. I am completely covered in explosive debris and gunpowder residue. I’m throwing up a peace sign despite my thousand yard stare. There is a piece of charred explosive on my forehead.
A photo of my reflection in the mirror of a tjmaxx dressing room. I am a white person with long brown hair, nerd glasses, and a hot pink Covid mask. I’m wearing a long sleeved flowy wrap-tie shirt crop-top thing with - somewhat garish orange and peach and purple pattern on it. I am simultaneously wearing an also-very-visually-busy white & peach & orange & blue & light green pair of pants that also have tropical patterns on them, but it’s totally different shades of those colors and a totally different tropical pattern. If you’re wondering “did you buy this outfit?” then you don’t know me at all. Of course I did.
An absolutely stunning gpose that fluffy did of Delena, Aoibhe, and Quin’a chilling in a gazebo on Delena’s island, dressed in their swimsuits. Delena is a beautiful black moon-cat with red-to-yellow gradient locs pulled back into a high ponytail, highlighting their big fluffy red kitty ears. They’re wearing an adorable red-orange bikini that matches their hair, and beautiful chains of pearls as well as additional accent jewelry. They’re sitting on a bench in the gazebo turned to our right, with one leggie folded up on the bench demurely. They’re touching their chest and gazing gayly at Aoibhe. Aoibhe is sitting on the bench in the middle, making an excited double-fist-pump gesture. She is a grey-skinned moon-cat with Mhachi (Pictish) tattoos all over her body. She’s wearing a black bikini with gold trim and black tassel fringe, as well as an enormous light brown straw Sun hat with gold, purple, and white flowers affixed to it. She’s looking lovingly at Quin’a. Quin’a is sitting the right side of the bench, looking back at Aoibhe either bashfully or awkwardly-flirtatiously-cringely with one hand up rubbing the back of his head and his legs nonchalantly crossed at the ankle. He’s a peach-skinned moon-cat with medium-long green hair. He’s wearing a little green beach wrap top with pink tropical flower print that exposes his kitty titties but is tied at the waist. He’s also got black board-shorts swim trunks with hot pink trim. All three of them are very close and have their knees touching. Nya Nya!!!!
Touga Kiryuu from Utena introducing himself to Utena. He’s an anime bishie with long beautiful red hair. “I’m Touga Kiryuu, student council president and totally normal boy,” he says, non-suspiciously. For sure, dude.
A screenshot from episode 3 of utena. Utena and Anthy are standing in outdoor entryway to their school, framed by the deep black shadows of the school’s arches. Utena says to Anthy “I don’t want a bride.” (Press X to doubt).
A post from threads, made on Valentine’s Day this year, by a gentleman named krickbrendan. It reads: “Remembering an open mic in Pennsyltucky in 2011 when we had "offensive joke night." Everyone else said slurs, but I went up and talked about how "I don't support the troops. I do support the war though, because war is the number 1 killer of troops" and had to be escorted out of the building for my safety”.
A screenshot of the “characters” filter dropdown list on ao3 for project Hail Mary fanfiction. It reads: Characters Ryland Grace (993) Rocky (Project Hail Mary) (982) Adrian (Project Hail Mary) (307) Eva Stratt (111) Original Eridian Characters (Project Hail Mary) (100) The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) (35) Carl (Project Hail Mary 2026) (31) The NannyBot | Armando (Project Hail Mary) (27) Olesya Ilyukhina (21) Astute readers may notice that SIMON FROM IRON LUNG IS NOT FROM THIS MOVIE??? WHY IS MARKIPLIER SUDDENLY THERE. WHY IS HE THERE THIRTY-FIVE TIMES.
An edit of the gundam “war is bad” comic, in which originally a gundam is shooting a gun firing the words “WAR IS BAD” completely over someone’s head, while that onlooker says “wow, cool robot!”. In my brilliant edit dissecting the themes and core messages of cinematic tour-de-force, james wan and akela cooper’s malignant (2021), a person looks at the movie poster for malignant, saying “this movie is not very good” while completely missing the core message of the film: “trans men have electricity powers”.
A screenshot of Thancred just hanging out sitting in the waking sands mid ARR. He’s slouched over and gazing intensely at nothing in particular. He’s got his regular white leather choker on, but underneath it he has now mysteriously added a certain black cord choker with several small dangling black pendants. “Wow, thancred’s acting so much less like a cringe playboy than usual today, maybe I was wrong about him,” the wol says to themself. “Maybe I should tap that-”.
An old animation I did in my first semester of art school featuring a bouncing ball that I did on 190 sheets of paper at like 24 fps for some godforesaken reason. It’s a ball going through an american ninja warrior course, like the extreme obstacle courses from the tv show of the same name. There’s a big banner hanging in the back that says “AMERICAN NINJA WARRI-ORB”. This animation is very heavy to physically carry because it’s like. A stupidly thick stack of paper. Hence the thunk.
A warrior of light character inspiration graphic, as designed by lycorinne here on bluesky (who I am retweeting) and filled out by me. The big center picture is a screenshot of my player character from ffxiv, QUIN’a Sarkset, who is a pale keep of the moon miqo catboygirl with long green hair and little green kitty ears. He’s wearing pink nerd glasse, a hot pink saigaskin coat of aiming, and pint torrent sleeves. He’s doing the “wow!” emote where he leans forward with big sparkly eyes and brings his hands up to his chest in excited little fists. He’s standing in Lyhe Ghiah, the pretty pastel rainbow dream world of the pixies, so there are some yellow and pink flowers on the ground behind him and a big blue stained glass window. Quin’a is surrounded by eight characters that are Just Like Him For Real: 1.) Charlie Kelly from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia. Quin’a is always doing Charlie Work. 2.) Ken, beach version, from the 2023 Barbie movie, as portrayed by Ryan Gosling. His job is just beach. 3.) Tim Brassington, the boyfriend from the 2025 horror movie Together. You should watch this movie (innocent smiley face). 4.) Glinda Upland from the musical Wicked. Not any particular version just the musical character in general. 5.) Mickey 17 from the movie of the same name, as portrayed by Robert Pattinson. I haven’t read the book. 6.) Greg, the little brother from over the garden wall. 7.) Ryland Grave from Prjoect Hail a Mary, as portrayed by Ryan Gosling. It’s weird that he’s on here twice. What does this mean. Also no I haven’t read this book either I am illiterate and only read video game yaoi. 8.) Jaune Arc from the web series RWBY. Little baby failboy princess getting put into the torture nexus.
My result for the neon genesis evangelion personality quiz. Shinji has the most, at 85%, followed closely by my forever girl asuka at 80%, then ritsuko and Rei both at 65%, Misael at 60%, kaworu at 50%, and Gendo coming in last at 45%. I need to be wifemaxxing more I guess.
A very weird photo of an eclectic pile of strange large objects in the corner of my childhood bedroom. You can tell it’s my childhood bedroom cuz it still has the same cutesy floral wallpaper with circus animal trim that my mom let me pick out in 1997. On the left is the body of my Diego Brando scary monsters dinosaurs fursuit with half of the padding removed so it’s just sort of laying there crotch-up with just the hips and thighs looking 3D. The legs are all deflated and skinny until they get down to the feet. In the center is a giant puppet of charlotte from madoka magica, staring directly at the camera (and also directly at where I sleep). Her big pale face is about three feet in diameter and her huge rainbow eyes are locked on the viewer, just above her massive teeth. On the right is an enormous plush of my son Michelangelo, who’s like four feet tall. He is an adorable turtle boy with an orange ninja mask and, for some reason, a red Christmas scarf with ornaments on it??? The person who gave him to me is Jewish. He had a green squid hat on his head, creating an unintentional homage to the treacherous kraang. He has a tiny penguin wearing a rainbow necklace on his lap and he’s sitting on a pink rose pillow. There’s a Raphael plush next to him but it’s in a totally different art style and only about as tall as his shin. There’s also a dream catcher visible on the far left that I got from a pow wow in Montana in 2003. I wish I remembered what nation it was from, I’ll have to ask my mom. Anyway it’s a very weird pile of stuff on a bed.
A photograph from my own point of view lying on the couch. The foreground is a very close up bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Just beyond the bowl, on my lap, is ragamuffin, my parents’ big fluffy brown Norwegian forest cat. Or maybe she’s a Maine coon? Who knows, she’s adopted from a shelter and she is a cat. Anyway she is big and brown and fluffy with a white chin and white chest. Her whiskers are white and droop down like Dr. Eggman’s mustache. She has green eyes and is staring directly at me, squinting. She desires my cream.
The goro akechi persona 5 plush ball keychain. The Gorb.
A photograph of the bottom of the spine of a purple hardcover book, with just the letters “E C H S” from the title visible, followed by a logo for a publishing company called “Empirata Books” with an icon that is a rounded-off slightly-trapezoidal white rectangle with a single circle in the middle. This made me fucking scream because empurata in the transformers universe is a form of disfiguring and disabling fascist torture technique performed by a corrupt government to punish political dissenters or people who live lives contrary to the social standards of people with their body-type. Empurata involves cutting off a person’s hands, leaving them with only rudimentary grasping clamps, and severing their ENTIRE HEAD, replacing it with a plain faceless box with a single lightbulb eye in the center. You know, like a rectangle with a circle in the middle. JIM…. (The book is James Roberts’ “Generation Mechs”, a history of transformers fan culture in the 90s, by the way).
a somewhat grainy screenshot of my warrior of light, Quin’a, smiling and making heart hands at the camera. He is a moon cat miqo with peach skin and lime green hair and ears. He’s wearing cherry pink saigaskin robe of aiming with the torrent sleeves, his usual fit. He also has pink nerd glasses because his eyesight leaves something to be desired. A guileless beast. I need to put more screenshots of this guy on my phone.
Screenshot of a list of m4v video files of ten episodes of Hellsing Ultimate. The first nine of them of them all say they were, somewhat improbably, saved at December 31st 1979 at 11PM. And then just episode ten is from July 4th 2025 at 2:58pm for some reason, which seems more likely, but also raises new different questions.
The 6 possible figures hidden inside the first round of ffxiv chibi blind boxes. They are extremely adorable little figures of sage alphinaud, endwalker outfit alisaie, shadowbringers urianger, endwalker raha, shadowbringers shtola, and shadowbringers thancred. I have all of these on my bedside table right now because I need to be within 3 feet of an Alphinaud effigy at all times or my life force starts fading.
Me (a white 30 year old brunette with a baby face and nerd glasses, wearing all black) sitting in a tan pleather chair and pointing down at a rotund miniature poodle sitting on my lap. His name is teddy. He is strawberry blonde and wearing a red collar. We are chillin in a yellow-painted living room, in front of glass doors leading out onto a patio from which the sand and water of the bay is visible in the distance. I don’t really like dogs but I like this little tater cuz he’s chill as fuck.
The box of an absolutely baffling bootleg anime figure simply labeled “SILKSONG” with the normal silksong logo, but a truly bewildering accompanying figure inside. It’s like… it’s a sexy woman wearing a latex catsuit with a huge cutout revealing her stomach and most of her big ol honkers. But then she’s also wearing the little red cape of Hornet from Hollow Knight, carrying her massive silver needle, and wearing a mask that looks like her head?? And also the sexy woman is Yor Forger from spy x family. I cannot emphasize enough that, based upon her hair, headband, earrings, and weapon in her left hand, the sexy woman wearing a silksong cosplay is the mom from spy x family. There is absolutely no mention of yor forger or the inclusion of spy x family anywhere on the box. In fact no other information is provided in any regard. Masterpiece. It’s sitting in a pile of other bizarre and blessed shitty anime figure bootlegs, including a lot of weird random Mikus and a Frieren figure just labeled “Yumemirize”, meaning “dream big”. Truly, the people who make strange unlicensed anime figures are dreaming so, so big.
Several doodles of my warrior of light, Quin’a, from ffxiv. He is a little kitty with green hair and a hot pink outfit. The top left has a shitty colored pencil scribble of him, where he’s wearing his pink glasses and his tail is a literal asparagus. It says “Nya!!” next to it in pink bubble letters and there are a bunch of geeen and pink hearts. In the doodle at the top right, quin’a is lying on his back like a kitty cat on the carpet with his little arms curled up all cute, looking upward and to the left. The final drawing is by far the most questionable and is a weird panty-shot low-angle, legs-spread, furry version of quin’a lying on his back and making cute kitty paws motions with his hands. He has pink paw pads on his peets. His tail is preserving his modesty by getting very close to the views in forced perspective. He’s making a little three mouth, because he is a kitty. You know, like Nya.
a photograph of an iPad screen with two weird little doodles of my warrior of light on it. One is colored and one is just a basic sketch. The one that is colored is passably similar looking to my wol (a pale miqote with light green hair and an asparagus tail, wearing all hot pink) curled up like a kitty on the floor. The second doodle, which is just a pink outline scribble right now, is much more incriminating on the furry front and very very kitty
A plush of a monkey with very long arms and legs that can be used to hang the plushie from something. It has Velcro on its hands for grabbing. Imagine this but only the legs are long and also the body is like a regular-ass wol plushie body
The iconic Ward Sutton comic panel of a weird little man with stubble, bushy eyebrows and eye bags wearing a shirt that says “SICKOS”. He is leering through a window saying “YES… HA HA HA… YES!” which is precisely how I feel when tall women start flocking to me in droves.
Me and my boy Gabe (two approximately 30 year old white brunettes with glasses and button up shirts) posing in front of a poster for “The Luminous Dead” by Caitlin Starling, Adapted for the stage by Andrew Hungerford. The poster has lime green text over a dark blue illustration of a human skull inside what looks like a space suit with a cracked glass canopy. It appears to be underwater. Gabe is smiling because he is kind and approachable and I am STONE COLD and THROWING UP DUECES cuz I take this theater shit SERIOUS. I am absolutely fascinated by the bizarre way the poster is refracted in the corners of our glasses.
A strange wall of blue and white text outside the bathroom at the Chesapeake house rest stop on i95. The largest part of the text reads “A SIX-FOOT TALL WOMAN” in massive letters, which naturally titillates my attention. The full text reads “The Chesapeake Bay is surprisingly shallow. A SIX FOOT TALL WOMAN (in all caps) can wade through over 700,000 acres of the Bay without wetting her hat.” There are also a bunch of other random bay-relatedwords collaged in all directions around the edge of it, saying things like “ecosystem, fresh, ocean, shallow, fascinating, Susquehanna, terrapin, fun” etc. If you’re gonna make the centerpiece of the work massive text that says “A SIX FOOT TALL WOMAN” maybe you should also include some words in the collage like “#FEMINISM” and “LESBIAN LUST”.
A gif of Shinji ikari in his usual school uniform lying on his right side and propping himself up with one elbow, looking startled by something unseen off to the right of the viewer. He’s pulling out his left earbud from his tape player with one hand to so he can figure out what the fuck is going on. What the fuck is going on is his motherfucking BIRTHDAY!!!! YES BITCH!!!!! He is wearing red party hat to celebrate and has a rainbow banner reading “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” hanging behind him in what is otherwise a weird black void of gif transparency alpha channel. He also has a fruitcake tucked kind of awkwardly under one knee. One assumes this is to be his birthday cake. There’s confetti falling all over the place because this is the most impotent holiday of the year.
A one minute and 35 second long video of Sephiroth eating a granola bar in silence. Well. Not silence. One winged angel is playing. But Sephiroth seems unbothered by that. He occasionally pushes his big mcdonalds bangs out of his face to better access his fiber-conscious treat, but otherwise remains focused on the task at hand. Sephiroth appears to own an iPhone 7. Appropriate.
my son, who looks like your son!! He is pale moon kitty with long green windswept hair. He is smiling at something off to the upper left of the viewer.
A screenshot of the otakon website, with the large heading “Japanese Guests” in the center of the page. Immediately under it is a photo of our good friend Mr Michael-Christopher Koji Fox, the most nondescript looking balding middle-aged white man of all time. He’s literally doing the weird pinched soulless “white person smile” in the photo which is awesome. He’s wearing the exact same thing my dad wears to work every day, which is like, a navy blue button-up collared shirt that you can buy at Costco
Gorgeous art of emet selch from a magic the gathering card. The viewer is looking up at him as he stands with his arms spread in front of the ghostly amaurot. He is lit from below with a sickly yellow light that highlights his unhinged smile and unearthly yellow eyes. I absolutely adore this piece and it’s probably my favorite Emet official art ever… But also, as someone who has spent a really long time working on the fine details of emet’s costume for cosplay craftsmanship, I can’t help but notice that 1.) the medallion has incorrect rectangle placement, making it more symmetrical than it is in canon, 2.) the spikes on the bottom of his belt buckle should be silver, not gold, and 3.) the bottom half of the circular clasp on his choker should be black, not red, though perhaps that can be explained by the material/lighting just making it look kinda red. Anyway I love this art and also I am insane
A close up screenshot of Emet selch’s model from the game, focusing on the weird complex golden medallion thing that hangs from his left shoulder pauldron. I have always been fascinated by the weird arrangement of the rectangles around the edge of it- there are five on the left side with a notable absence at the top and six on the right side, with that empty space occupied. Then there’s one hanging from the center at the bottom, and one weirdly tucked between that center bottom one and the last of the six dangling on the right, slightly hiding behind the last of the right ones. There are a total of thirteen of them, with one visibly missing at the top and one weirdly hiding behind another at the bottom. I like to imagine they represent the convocation members, with the missing one being azem. But then who is the one hiding and out of formation?
Me at fan expo sitting at a table as my sister enjoyed her hot dog. I have a hot pink mask on that matches my shirt (and also my WOL)(I really like hot pink). The zoom on this photo is crazy and makes my elbow look bigger than the rest of my body. I’m not gonna force my sister to mask because she’s already got A Lot going on and that’s her choice ultimately… would it make more sense for her to mask given those circumstances? Yes I agree. But i’m not gonna police her…. Sigh Also I just realized you can see my rat keychain on my lap heehee
My sister taking a selfie of me and her in my bedroom, which is very pink. I am also wearing pink. Sister is in the foreground, smiling at the camera with her bangs done up all pretty. I have wired the evenstar necklace from lord of the rings to the front of her cervical collar. I’m throwing up double peace signs in the background
Reference image turnaround of urianger’s dripped out beach vacation outfit. She’s got a yellow button up shirt, white slacks, and light brown sandals. She’s wearing sick-ass shades, a blue watch, and earrings that look like her beautiful bunny children. Chill as fuck This reference was compiled by local hero https://elpiphoroi.carrd.co
Four tabs open in an internet browser, all of them google drive, except the first two are symbolized by a weird blue-green-yellow triangle with rounded edges. The third tab is selected so you can't see what the icon is, but the fourth one is the normal google drive favicon, an uneven hexagonal green-blue-yellow triangle with dark green, dark blue, and dark red triangles where the sides overlap. I fear change
NINE fucking jayvik arcane yaoi zines. I own NINE of these damn things. They’re laid out in a damning procession upon my white and pink polka dot bedsheets, which are always rumpled because they are weirdly slightly larger than my mattress. MRI of a brain dying
Me dressed as emet selch holding out the azem crystal in one hand and the emet selch crystal in the other towards the photographer, who is fluffy. I’m standing in front of a hotel room door. I did all the embroidery on this dumb coat by hand
A photo of me in a hotel room dressed as professor ozpin from RWBY. He has white-grey hair and a black and green suit and a cool cane. He also has fucked up weird little glasses with black lenses. He is qifrey-maxxing. In fact, I wonder if the WHA mangaka is a fan of rwby….. I wonder if there’s some connective tissue there
A drawing done by several children, spanning over many sheets of taped-together printer paper, of which only the first two are visible. It’s a red bus driven by a skeleton with three ghosts in the seats. Each ghost has their own table in front of them with personal items like laptops or drinks on them. The first ghost has headphones on and is also keeping a dog encased in a babbledown in the footwell under their chairs. The dog seems pretty chill with this. On top of the bus is a bizarre cartop compartment containing a ghastly gaping-mouthed entity emerging from a giant white sock with turquoise spots on it, facing towards four blood covered knives pointing towards the front of the bus, presumably to assimilate more passengers to The Ghost Car
Screenshot from the FFXIV crossover event in the nier mobile game. The background is an illustration of hades, hood up and emet selch mask on, looking over his shoulder to spot hythlodaeus approaching, similarly masked and hooded as is proper, waving in greeting. They stand in amaurot at night, presumably just after work. The white text over it reads: “"Early as always, I see." Beside the man, a companion appears. A beloved and trusted friend. Soon, another will arrive, and the trio will revel until dawn. Just as they have time and time again.” legendary polycule bar crawls
A point of view photo of my lap as I sit on a bus. I have my pink ita bag purse on my laptop, and atop it rests my one true companion in this life, this pineapple full of liquid that I got at the Italian market street festival and then carried on foot across the entire city of Philadelphia
A close up of Luke Allen-Gale, Zenos’s voice actor, in captain america the first avenger. He’s an army member standing in an audience of troops gathered outdoors. He’s pulling his pants back up and looking over his shoulder at captain america after presenting Steve with the unique experience of viewing his disrobed posterior
Scene from Captain America: The First Avenger (2011), just after captain america does a little stage show intended to raise moral for the allied troops in 1943 Italy. The troops in the audience hate his flow and demand he bring back the girls. A discouraged Steve says “come on guys, we’re all on the same team here.” Luke Allen-Gale, also known as Zenos yae Galvus from critically acclaimed mmorpg final fantasy 14 & credited in this film as “army heckler”, stands up from the audience and yells “hey captain, sign this!” before pulling down his pants and presenting Steve with his bare butt cheeks. Steve seems uncertain what to do with this offer. People start throwing tomatoes at him before he has time to decide whether or not he wants to investigate the Zenos ass situation further, forcing him to use his shield to defend himself from a different sort of aggressive fruit. He scampers off stage to summon the dancing girls back as the troops cheer raucously. Zenos/captain america rare yaois
Toki Wartooth from Metalocalypse showing off his spoils of war from a successful Talbots clearance rack quest: a pink top and floral blue and green pants. He has a banana sticker because he was good at sharing his feelings. He’s in a parking lot outside a half-dead mall. You can see he has yet more riches within his Talbots bag. Skwisgaar finally came back so Toki could make him take this photo
Alphinaud in heavensward doing that pose where I always think he’s sucking his thumb. He’s standing in the Fortemps manor and thinking very hard with his curled fist raised to his mouth in contemplation. My baby
Shinji ikari sitting in a blue plastic chair with his forehead pressed to his knees, curled in on himself in despair. The chair is on top of a purple circle floating in the black void of human instrumentality. This is at the start of episode 25 of evangelion in the scene where Shinji receives the news that colin ryan won’t be attending otakon this year
Colin Ryan, my pookie, announcing on instagram that he’s playing L in death note the musical. It’s literally a screencap of someone else named “thegabbywong” resharing it to her story and saying “crying because Colin Ryan is leading death note the musical” over a video of Colin sitting on a stage and saying “I’m Colin Ryan and I’m posing L.” It’s so joever for me
Screenshot from the trailer for the “Dusk” twilight princess legend of Zelda decomp port. It’s midna leaning sassily on link’s shoulder and smirking at him as link smiles back, but link is the linkle model (he is a lesbian).
An edit of a meme. It’s a gif of the scene in episode 9 of evangelion, dance like you want to win, during the training montage, when Shinji and asuka battle over control of the television with two remotes. Shinji switches the screen to blue and asuka clicks it back to orange. It’s classically captioned “when I want to watch blue but my bitch wife wants to watch orange”. In my GENIUS edit, Shinji and asuka have our static’s tanks’ heads edited onto them. Shinji is Vio and Asuka is Miura. Vio is holding his purple augmented Polaris point paladin sword and miura is holding her cool cyber gun blade. Vio has the paladin logo above his head and Miura has the gunbreaker one above her. The tv screen has sugar riot on it. The caption reads “when I want to tank blue but my bitch cotank wants to tank orange” referring to the m6s near-far tankbuster mechanic
Picture of a carbuncle from final fantasy v. He is green and looks like he’s being picked up by the scruff. He looks sort of like a gerbil or bunny with long ears, a long mane, and a long fluffy tail. He’s also got a big old red crystal on his forehead, as is customary. He is SOOOOOOO cute