Split Pea

@splitpeaart.bsky.social

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makin it to tomorrow 🌱

4 panel comic - medieval setting Bitterfruit | 16 by @splitpeaart panel 1: Sir Bitterfruit the knight opens a door, startling a necromancer who says "OH CURSES, HE'S EARLY" BITTERFRUIT: HI-HO, I'M HERE FOR MY PETITION. panel 2: a clearly very undead king sits on the throne, getting zapped with necromancy magic. A fly enters the frame. Necromancer: THE, UH, KING IS READY TO, UH, SEE YOU NOW. panel 3: close up on the undead king. Magic makes him wave, as the fly lands on his open eye. panel 4: a close up on bitterfruits helmet. His helmet visor slits are scrunched in disgust.
4 panel comic - medieval setting Bitterfruit | 15 by @splitpeaart panel 1: Sir Bitterfruit rides a horse and peers ahead. WHATS THE HOLD UP? panel 2: a peasant looks back and answers. SOME PRINCESS IS GETTING MARRIED. bitterfruit: AH. I'LL ENJOY THE FESTIVITIES, THEN. panel 3: the peasant gestures to dark knights guarding a gate that reads "no admittance except on party business" NAY-CAN-DO. TOWN'S CLOSED. 'TIS TO BE A SMALL AND INTIMATE AFFAIR. panel 4: Bitterfruit and the peasant look over a hedge as a princess takes the stage and sings. a ridiculous amount of fireworks and lighting effects fill the space. the fireworks spell "PRIVAT&TE EVENT&T" Bitterfruit: NATURALLY.
4 panel comic, medieval setting. BITTERFRUIT | 14 By @splitpeaart 1. a knight creeps through a haunted forest with a modern food delivery bag on his back and a flaming torch in his hand. "JUST VENTURE INTO THE ANCIENT, EVIL FOREST. IT'LL BE FINE." WHO ORDERS TAKEOUT TO AN ANCIENT, EVIL FOREST ANYWAY? 2. the knight looks around, unaware of the giant 8-legged shape in the dark above him. SIGH. I GOTTA GET A BETTER JOB BEFORE-- 3. a giant spider with many tiny spiders emerges from the dark, scaring the knight. [spider] HHI THERE... ISS THAT AN ORDER FOR-- [knight] OH F**K 4. the knight and his horse stand outside a burning forest. they're a mess. [knight] ...DO YOU THINK SHE'LL STILL GIVE US FIVE STARS? [horse] NEIGH.
BITTERFRUIT | 13 Medieval setting. 1. a knight lounges back, using a toothpick SO, DO YOU KEEP SNACKS IN THERE? 2. AEMOND TARGARYEN angrily stares back. The knight points his toothpick at him. BECAUSE I'D TOTALLY KEEP SNACKS IN THERE. 3. Aemond scarily towers over him. 4. Aemond giddily reveals a candy piece under his eyepatch I TOTALLY KEEP SNACKS UNDER HERE! Made by: u/green_bean_13 @splitpeaart
BITTERFRUIT | 12 4 panels, a medieval setting 1. A villager in a grey hood and green shirt running passed a burning building: QUICK! GET THE KNIGHT! 2. The villager asks the knight, who is visible at the bottom of the panel removing a cucumber slice from his visor: SIR BITTERFRUIT! 'TIS AN EMERGENCY! THE VILLAGE BURNS, AND WE NEED -- 3. A close up of the knight. He raises an interrupting finger and has cucumber slices covering most of his visor holes. AHEM (written cursive with floral decorative elements) 4. Wide reveal of the knight relaxing in a hammock, reading a book and relaxing with cucumber slices on his helmet. He taps his raised finger on a sign that reads 'ON BREAK' as, in the far distance, a dragon is in the middle of burning a village, it's silhouette dramatic against the orange sky. Made by: u/green_bean_13 @splitpeaart
A stylised illustration of a medieval tower ruin on a straight grassy path, bisecting a bright blue body of water. A small round knight walks the path, passing the tower and heading towards a short wooden bridge leading off-page.
A whimsical illustration of a round knight resting by a fire beneath a waterfall on a cliffside path. Rock pillars nearby are topped by tufts of fluffy green grass and many break-off water streams from the main waterfall.