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"These are for you." SpongeBob happily offers you his pants in a burning hellscape.
"I COPE WITH loss by making 3D models of SpongeBob SQUAREPANTS characters KISSING" Multiple images are portrayed. From top to bottom: We find SpongeBob SquarePants depressed in his library. He's slouching over in his chair in front of several self-help books wearing nothing but his underwear and shoes. His dumb fucking thing Gary is there to comfort him by shooting invisible Happy Beams out of his eyes to no effect. For the next one, SpongeBob is in his swimming trunks, facial expression and body language similar to a toddler being told off for pissing on the rug. Finally, the images have turned into 3D models to complement the caption. A 3-dimensional SpongeBob is seen completely violating Squidward's personal space. Squidward appears similar to a muffin. Sandy, in a futile attempt to kiss SpongeBob, has completely forgotten that she wears a fish bowl over her head. SpongeBob appears to be very uncomfortable.
"My Special Burger!" SpongeBob is standing in front of Patrick, doing those dumb finger guns. It's implied that the previously written caption is emitting out of SpongeBob's mouth. Behind SpongeBob, Patrick is sampling SpongeBob's Special Burger, which is so horrific that it has to be censored with a mosaic filter. This fact is not lost on Patrick, who is clearly disturbed by this Special Burger. He literally has a long face, about the length of the Special Burger, as if he was about to eat it in one bite. However, his mouth is shut, implying it had only just now sunk in how awful this Special Burger is.
"It's Been One Of Those Days..." SpongeBob is walking out of his fridge. The fridge has a massive hole in the front where the door should be, implying he has the ability to burst through solid metal. On top of his head, he has Woke Eggs, Elmer's Toxic Glue (in a milk gallon container), and a wrapped sausage labeled PENIS. Inside of his fridge, he has a tin of Arson, a stick of lard, a tube of Jim Davis, and a 2 liter 9•11. Patrick is standing next to the ruined fridge, wearing a t-shirt that reads "AMNESIAC MANIAC", with an arrow below the shirt's text, pointing towards the general direction of the utterly horrific scene being portrayed.