Jackson O'Brien

@sprobeforebros.bsky.social

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biscuit troll. history's greatest lover.

werner herzog in the mandalorian with the caption "I would like to see the worm"
massively complicated venn diagram containing various 2026 films "A character demonstrates that they’ve emotionally matured by playing the piano for the first time in years" contains The Invite and Tuner "Films starring Olivia Wilde where Sexual Boundaries are pushed" contains The Invite and I Want Your Sex "An established artist abuses a protegée" contains The Christophers and I Want Your Sex "Man learns he’s a sub via an unhealthy relationship" contains I Want Your Sex and Pillion "Alexander Skarsgård Horny Movie" contains Pillion and Wicker "Cooper Hoffman is in over his head" contains I Want Your Sex and The Long Walk "Michaela Coel is called upon to help someone who wronged her" contains Mother Mary and The Christophers "Anne Hathaway Pretty Dresses" contains Mother Mary and The Devil Wears Prada 2 "Anne Hathaway reunites with someone she knew 20 years ago" contains Mother Mary, The Devil Wears Prada 2, and The Odyssey
9x9 grid of characters from Christopher Nolan movies with the column labels "no why would I", "I could", and "I cannot attend work today because I have to", and row labels for "feed the ducks", "kick a baby", and "buy 28 lightbulbs from Home Depot" No why would I feed the ducks is Leonard (Guy Pierce) from Memento I could feed the ducks is Rachel (Katie Holmes) from Batman Begins I cannot attend work today because I have to feed the ducks is Alfred (Michael Caine) from The Dark Knight no why would I kick a baby is Penelope (Anne Hathaway) from The Odyssey I could kick a baby is Walter Finch (Robin Williams) from Insomnia I cannot attend work today because I have to kick a baby is Bane (Tom Hardy) from The Dark Knight Rises no why would I buy 28 lightbulbs from Home Depot is George Mills (Barry Keoghan) from Dunkirk I could buy 28 lightbulbs from Home Depot is Tesla (David Bowie) from The Prestige I cannot attend work today because I have to buy 28 lightbulbs from Home Depot is The Protagonist (John David Washington) from Tenet
the Stalker from Stalker (1979) laying on a rock in the river while a dog stands next to him in a sepia tone shot. Text over the top reads "Get in the Zone" in the style of an Autozone commercial.
A screenshot of the apple Reminders app on its “scheduled” page. For Sat Jul 28, 2029 there’s a reminder of: Mock Elon for his idiotic "robots that can do surgery" claim
Rainier Wolfcastle from the Simpsons standing in front of a brick wall with a microphone evoking “a night at the improv”
calvin's dad explaining something to calvin. the word bubble is pointing downwards like he's saying the quoted post.
the stalker from the movie Stalker lying on a rock in the middle of ar river with a dog next to him. the text "Get in the Zone" in the style of an Autozone ad is superimposed over the middle.
Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton sitting in a recliner with a beer and cigarette in his right hand. His left hand is resting on the arm of his chair, not yet pointing.
Angelo Pappas from Point Break with his gun drawn
Letterboxd “recent activity” showing The Odyssey (2026) 5 stars High and Low (1963) 5 stars Orca (1977) 3 stars “Wuthering Heights” (2026) 4 stars
Al Cody from Inside Llewyn Davis saying "UH OH!"
emoji doing the "pointing at the head and twirling the finger" gesture signaling mental unwellness.
tom cruise with shoulder length hair, no shirt, a bunch of bracelets, and some tommy lee style tattoos. he's making the heavy metal horns with his right hand just below his chin and has his tongue out
Calvin & Hobbes playing with dinosaur toys and fighter jet toys. Calvin is saying "This is so cool!" Hobbes is saying "This is so stupid."
the same board as above only now "religious zealot", "chambray shirt", and "kid on bike" are now checked also
a bingo board but instead of bingo it's "Stephen Kingo". the squares are Back from the dead, ghosts, misfit youth, mystic simpleton, creepy basement, writer's block, ancient evil, ringing phone, religious zealot, creepy old woman, writer character, 50's rock and roll, isolation = madness, infidelity, supernatural house, literary agent, electronics just turn on/off, chambray shirt, an unsavory bargain, kid on bike, bullying, graveyard, derry, mid century nostalgia. the squares writer character, an unsavory bargain, bullying, and midcentury nostalgia are checked off. the bottom of the board has the quote "I'm thinking of a cannibalism rom-com called When Harry Ate Sally"
a vehicular contraption parked on a city street. it has two stories supported by an intricate rigged together frame. There is a 2 meter-diameter barrel in the back, a slide between the two stories in the middle, and a custom painted car front at the front.
Calvin & Hobbes playing with dinosaur toys and fighter jet toys. Calvin is saying "This is so cool!" Hobbes is saying "This is so stupid."
A stucco facade building in a park foregrounded by a delicious fish taco with a bite taken out
A delicious sambusa with a bite taken out in front of the Mississippi River and the downtown Minneapolis skyline
a screenshot of my notifications screen indicating that Chiitan liked my post
Heathcliff the cat sitting in a deli with a giant black helmet that says "HAM". The man behind the counter is speaking to a woman in front of the counter and saying "Don't order ham"
Swedish shrimp salad (tiny shrimp in a mayo and sour cream dill dressing)
Ian Anderson and Martin Barre of Jethro Tull onstage in the early 70s. They look like wizards or something. Ian Anderson is holding a flute and singing into a mic. He has a word bubble that says "Drug Infected Sex Dens"
jack nance as pete martell from twin peaks. He's a haggard looking middle aged white man with grey hair and a mustache. he wears a floppy wide brimmed brown hat and a plaid brown shirt under a red houndstooth flannel jacket. he's standing in front of a cabin
"you wouldn't download a car" meme template but it says "you wouldn't loaf a hillbilly"
gordon ramsay looking down off frame with the caption "delicious. Finally, some good fucking film takes"
a picture of a hot dog with the following menu description and price "Le hot-dog qui voit rouge ... 11,5€ Pain brioché rouge, saucisse de volaille, sauce chipotle, éclats de doritos®, pickles d'oignons rouges et bacon crispy Red rage hotdog Red brioche bread, turkey sausage, chipotle sauce, broken doritos®, red onion pickles and crispy bacon"
Leonard Cohen with a word bubble suggesting he's saying the quoted post
a flyer on a traffic post reading as follows: The Philadelphia Phillies are coming to town on August 15gh and WE NEED TO PREPARE THE CITY" I work for the MLB and I need to BLOW THE WHISTLE!!! (I have kept quiet long enough) When MLB teams come to Minneapolis they always stay at the Four Seasons downtown, But when the Phillies come to town they *specifically request* to stay at the Hyatt Regency on Nicollet Mall. And do you know what is "coincidentally" just one block away from there? TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF to the right of this paragraph is a google maps screenshot of Nicollet Mall with the Minneapolis Hyatt and Minneapolis Axe Throwing one block away. The text then resumes: the Phillies play a few rounds of axe throwing and this makes them all hyper and rowdy. And when the Phillies get all riled up, they just love going around on the streets being a nuisance. They knock over garbage cans and write crude messages on your car and just hot and holler like some wild men. And I am sick of it. They go into office buildings and walk around the hallway jiggling doorknobs so the people inside the offices think someone is going to come in but then nobody comes in so they just sit there with their head perked up and eventually they say "hello?" in this annoyed sort of voice but of course, no one is there, so no one answers, and then they are just sitting for like a full minute totally distracted from their work. And this is becoming a real drain on productivity city wide. WE MUST FORTIFY AGAINST THIS SCOURGE! Join the Phillies Disaster Preparedness committee then there's a QR code which can't be scanned from the image Then a footnote: Persons equipped to summon curses, those well versed in the dark arts, and practitioners of any form of spiritual violence are especially encouraged to apply.
A notecard with a recipe for Canticcci including an illustration of the titular item (a kind of biscotti like cookie) Cantucci learn more 500 g all-purpose flour 400 g white sugar 125 g butter 3 eggs Juice from half an orange Zest from half an orange 1 teaspoon of honey 300 g almonds Let the butter soften on the counter until it's room temperature, then combine the sugar and butter in a mixing bowl. Add the eggs, orange juice and zest, honey, sifted flour, and almonds. Stir well to combine, then lightly knead the dough on the counter until it forms a ball and the almonds are evenly distributed. Divide the dough into three loaves of equal size. Bake at 350°F for 30 minutes, then let them cool slightly and cut slices into the classic "cantuccio" shape as seen above. Return to the oven with the cut side up and bake for another 10-15 minutes, until golden and crispy. Enjoy with coffee or dessert wine. - This recipe has been part of La Marzocco's history for generations and cantucci are always available at Accademia del Caffé Espresso.
post from r/KitchenConfidential on reddit. Which one of you is starting my day by ordering all this shrimp [a picture of a plate of 30 shrimp tempura on a plate which is itself on a pro kitchen pass] 6 orders of shrimp tempura to start the day. 30 shrimp. Breakfast? No this isn't how it's plated, just pulled from the fryer
shots from Hot Fuzz where Danny is asking Nick a question. the captions read "Is it true that there's a place on a Harley Davidson where if you shoot it, it will explode?"
a plate of cylindrical bread rolls. One is torn open to reveal it has a filling in a spiral pattern.
text from the US constitution Article I, Section 7, Clause 2: Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively.[highlighted] If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.[end highlights]
the owl from The Rescuers who happens to be dressed like Robert Mitchum in Night of the Hunter
"I sleep in a racing car, do you?" panels from The Simpsons where Kirk is labelled as "Walter Hill" saying "I built a quarter mile tarp for my night scenes, did you?" and Homer is labeled "Michael Mann" and is saying "I shoot my night scenes at night"
Screenshot from a library app indicating that I have placed a hold on the film Streets Of Fire 10:54 About This Title Streets of Fire ★★★ （88 ratings） 凸 • DVD, 2003 | Tom Cody is a handsome, heroic soldier of fortune who returns to his old neighborhood to rescue his gorgeous ex-girlfriend, rock star Ellen Aim, from the clutches of the evil motorcycle gang that kidnaps her. Available 4 copies 3 available 1 on hold Availability by location › notjackobrien you Cancel hold Hold requested on Streets of Fire.
The cover of the “black flag” reunion LP “what the…” with a South Park lookin punk guy with his tongue out against a puke green background
Jeff Bridges in Fearless (1993) with a word bubble indicating that he's saying the quoted skeet
Tom Hardy as Mad Max in the drivers seat pointing upwards to the top of the frame. He’s about to say “that’s bait”
A plate containing yellow rice, hunks of grilled chicken, and an anemic “salad” with lettuce and tomato and nothing else. Steaks of white and red sauce cover the dish.
A giant box in a chest freezer saying “grill master” with a whole heap of different meats in it.
A pile of steel balls with little nubs on them with a caption saying “they are called ‘raw balls’”
Minutemen on the left is Boon, on the right is Hurley, and in the middle, taller than both is Watt.
calvin and hobbes "there are two kinds…" meme with the following text: all summer blockbusters are either Star Wars or Smokey & the Bandit. Dune is Star Wars, as is Sinners and John Wick. Barbie, Top Gun, and Bad Boys are all Smokey & The Bandit You might think that Spider Man properties are Star Wars, but most of them are Smokey & The Bandit, especially the Spider-verse movies
Sam Altman looking the way Sam Altman always looks
George Segal in a grey sweatshirt in a 70s ass home talking on the phone and holding a tall can of beer. The subtitle reads "My life's a disaster zone. I got a daughter so fucked up because her stepfather's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life."
A white cat sitting on legs that are themselves on an ottoman. The cat is looking back at the camera and has his front paws in the cuffs of the jeans.
The cover of Human Clay by Creed: a prairie scene at the crossing of two dirt paths with a poorly rendered CGI human torso coming out of the crossroads. The text is written in “cool church” font and the whole thing looks like it was done by your cousin who’s “really good at photoshop”
Scott Templeton from The Wire, a generic potato headed white man with short brown wavy hair with a widows peak in a button up grey and white graph check shirt over a white t with a black lanyard around his neck
Abbas Araghchi on CNN with the caption "Alexis de Tocqueville… which I am sure most Americans have read."
four panel simpsons comic, the first two panels are a closeup of Lisa with the captions "Poor predictable Villa. Always takes cavalry charge", the second two are closeups of bart with the caption "Good old cavalry charge. Nothing beats that."
Mario (right) and Luigi (left) from The Wages of Fear (1953)
Willy Wonka (as portrayed by Gene Wilder) saying "You lose, good day, sir!"
a folk neuftet with six guitar players, a mandolinist, a banjo player, and a bassist. the seven men in the band are wearing matching grey slacks with yellow short sleeved shirts and blue pullover vests. the two women are wearing matching blue skirts with yellow blouses and blue neckerchiefs. they're standing on a stage with a giant banjo, a giant guitar, and the arch from Washington Square Park. A banner reads "The New Main Street Singers"
singer Steven Page formerly of the Barenaked Ladies. He's a white guy with horn rim glasses and a sensible haircut. He's wearing a charcoal wool jacket with a violet shirt and a blue and yellow plaid bow tie. Everything about this man's vibe suggests that he has fully read and fully understands every clause of his homeowner's insurance policy.