Spuds Turtle

@spudsturtle.bsky.social

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views your own "our sunlight is not for franchise" Doing doodles and art for fun occasionally. Making maps and map apps professionally. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐Ÿ–๏ธ he/him

Malcolm in the middle "cats ate her" meme but it's a reporter asking leon and trump about Lindsey Graham. Leon says "penis exploded" Trump says "leon knows more about it than I do"
That's my secret cap meme but it's kashs head on banner and it says "that's my secret... I'm always unaware" Honestly pretty lazy work even for me. If I had to grade this I'd maybe get a generous D+ maybe. Anyway it's one of those thoughts you have where you decide to just throw it out there so it's not in your head anymore. So enjoy the garbage! Or don't! Doesn't bother me.
Picture of Peter Falk as Columbo. Text reads "This car is nothing special. It's just for transportation. You understand." A paraphrase of what columbo would say about his 2nd car that his wife drives whenever someone would ask why he doesn't get a different car.
Simpsons "don't tell anyone how I live" scene/meme but I added my pfp dog head on top of Lenny's head. Sorry Lenny.
The celebration at a grave of my hater meme, grave labeled FLOCK guy celebrating labeled Ron Wyden, poorly edited to add Ron Wyden's face on the celebration guy
Post from Bill Kuchman linking Washington Post: "the Park Service said for fourth of July fireworks in DC people should "remain indoors as much as possible during and after the show"
A progressive insurance ad that is insulting to everyone. Just disgusting behavior.
edit of a Nancy comic P1- WE SEE NANCY HAPPILY WALKING ON A CLOUD , SHE IS LOOKING AT US. NANCY: DON'T BE ALARMED, FOLKS P2-THE PANEL PULLS BACK TO REVEAL SLUGGO AND AND ANOTHER BOY IS ALSO WALKING ON CLOUDS NANCY: ALL US KIDS ARE WALKING ON CLOUDS TODAY P3- THE FINAL PANEL PULLS BACK EVEN FURTHER TO SHOW SEVERAL KIDS ALL WALKING ON CLOUDS, NANCY IS POINTING DOWN AT A HOUSE ON A SMALL TROPICAL ISLAND. THE HOUSE IS LABELED: KAME HOUSE
Mad men don draper idea meme: A robot that pisses on your floor
Normal calm @normal_now tweet that's says " sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school"
IASIP title card "Trump Starts the Second Great Depression"
Portion of a Bucky O'Hare comic it shows the characters lined up and in the corner a text box says "S.P.A.C.E. Sentient Protoplasm Against Colonial Enrichment"
Carnival shoot the clown game
Cartoon of Elon musk being his usual piece of shit self, saying "I'll gladly build you a rocket to Mars in 10 years for an absurd amount of money and no oversight today!"
Clip from the Simpsons of The idiot Simpson men wearing pots on their heads and running into each other as the other idiot Simpson men cheer
Doodle of the magic the gathering butt crack man meme
Pittsburgh Pirates Pillbox hat. It's like a regular baseball hat but instead of the head part being half a sphere it's a cylinder with a top. But not crazy tall like cat in the hat. And the brim is standard baseball hat brim. Okay bye ๐Ÿ‘‹
Simpsons gif Sideshow mel(?) says not the sky that's where clouds are born!
Really bad Photoshop of a road bike mounted to a ceiling by its seat and handlebars and the wheels have been replaced with spherical chandeliers
A post says "big dick Logan is still part of our community you know" The post below it on the timeline says "Y'all wanna see the greatest X-Men intro of all time?" and then links a video of the 90s X-Men cartoon intro from Japan. It does not feature a "big dick Logan"
A Centegosaurus. A centaur but instead of the horse bit it's a stegosaurus. The man part looks in agony but that's just because I'm bad at drawing
Safety Ad for dogs to bark at postal workers to save their families from murder
Deadbeat dad/child bad vibes tweet
Scene from airbud where the referee said ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball
The Mr Yuk poison control sticker
Edited poster of Being John Malkovich, so it's titles The Hunt For Gollum, and it's Samwise saying Po-tay-toes in the mind door, and the tag says "Ever want the precious? Now you cans." Listen don't think to hard about this one okay?
Still from the movie Mouse Hunt where Christopher walken plays a pest exterminator and is examining mouse poop. He is looking at a piece of mouse poop held in tweezers through a large magnifying lens
Dog sleeping on back of couch
Altered Heathcliff comic: shows mid city gym and a man and woman standing looking at heathcliff sitting on top of a large blue ball. The caption is the man saying "that's why you don't let cats play with balloons"
Thundercats scene where Lion-o is using the sword of Omens to shine the thundercats signal as the other thundercats stand by. But the thindercat signal had been edited to the Sleepy Time Tea bear in their chair.
Scene from the Burbs Tom Hanks wants to sleep but his neighbor is waking him up and he complains "I'm only trying to take a nap! I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to keep some goddamn sleep!"
Heathcliff the cat comic spoof of Norman Rockwell's Triple self portrait but also a spoof of the painting "The Treachery of Images" by Renรฉ Magritte and also a cheeky insert of 80s Garfield smoking a pipe.
Rolling Stone magazine from February 8, 2020 by Peter Wade, headline: CHRIS MATTHEWS' WILD RANT CONNECTS A BERNIE SANDERS WIN WITH PUBLIC EXECUTIONS The MSNBC host talked about socialist -lef "executions in Central Park" while tying those fears to Bernie Sanders
Old exhibit hall full of stuff
Calvin and Hobbes Comic strip where his family go to the natural History museum and there's a stegosaurus statue outside the museum
Quest64 post about shampoo above a gatos faze post with a cat in a shower cap
Text reads "scrambling for rank and pay like apes for nuts."
Shitty Trump AI as Jesus slop poorly doodled on to make trump look super Saiyan so the light from his hands are now ki attacks. I don't know man I'm tired and it's early and I just wish the USA wasn't such fucking garbage. I just wanna go home and work in my garden and I fucking hate working in my garden but it's all I want to do right now to gain some control over my life I want to shape a tiny tiny part of the planet to my will and then drink a beer and feel okay about myself for a few minutes
Scene from columbo where columbo says "I think I've become a button freak"
Pens.com offering personalized sharpies for under $2. In the quote post Trump was bragging about negotiating $5 personalized sharpies????
A taco bell ad for "dirty soda" I don't know what the fuck that is. The picture looks like soda with a bunch of white cream in it. Could be cum! I don't know!
Dune 3 poster meme Title: This is the Blade of Ochi of Bestoon! Subtitle: it is an ancient weapon used by a Sith assassin to track Rey and her parents. It features inscriptions that, when aligned with the Death Star II wreckage, act as a map to finding Palpatine's Sith Wayfinder.
The Dune 3 poster meme but the title is "I'm not a real doctor but I am a real woim" Subtitle "I am an actual woim I love like a woim"
The Dune 3 poster meme but the title is "I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm" Subtitle "I am an actual worm I love like a worm"
The Wikipedia card game a SSR card Biturong. Atk 9733 Def 3707
Lindsey Graham saying "... Trump is a fucking idiot"
Mens (US) Genuine Brannock brand Device - international standard for foot-measuring/shoe-fitting tool
Bernie I am one again asking meme: ...For my workplace to have a napping lounge. Preferably away from the prying eyes of the public.
Altered Nancy comic NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET CARRYING HER Deathnote NANCY:I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS Deathnote P2- NANCY:I CAN'T THINK OF Anyone TO WRITE IN IT P3-NANCY: IT'S AWFUL- - - Everyone is so nice TO ME P4- OUT OF NOWHERE A BOY FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD HURLED A SNOWBALL AND HIT NANCY IN THE FACEโ€ฆ SMACK P5- NANCY: OH, THANKS A LOT,ะขะžะœะœY NANCY IS HAPPILY WRITING IN HER Deathnote TOMMY IS SO SURPRISED BY NANCYโ€™S THANK YOU, HIS BEANIE FLIES STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR!