Spurg Churgler

@spurg.bsky.social

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I don't know what I do. I sometimes make images and videos for raves. 🔞

Stock photo of a pale pair of legs on a white background, you're looking down the sights of a black pistol, aimed squarely at the right foot.
A small, palm-sized, 'whoop' style quadcopter. With an orange frame and propeller guards sat on a furry grey pant leg.
A white and blue mini quad-copter with a black camera lense sat on a sheet of glass over a wooden surface.
A small fluffy brown dog looks up at the camera with bright, milky eyes. His tail is wagging and his ears are as upright as they can be. He looks like an old teddy bear. He is stood on a dark grey tiled floor.
2020s Burger King Ad showing hands holding a large burger. The logo text has been changed to "YEAH. BUT" with the tagline "Did you suck her dick?"
A bucket of 'Glaze 'n Seal® Concrete and Masonry Impregnator' with impact text 'Go ahead fuckwit, ask me how houses are made'
Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) 'I have questions for MrBeast' On X Yesterday @ 22:55 A chain of screen shots and reposts from discord, @arimelody.space and @newtonhuskyy.bsky.social 'She has questions for mrbeast' Is the caption for all layers
I have 2 sides Fuck my stupid puppy life, bless my sonderous puppy life
A close up of a computer monitor showing Steam's game activity tab. 'Liftoff' is shown having 10.5 hours of play time in the past 2 weeks. There's games titled 'Turbo Dismount' and 'VRChat' below.
A Radiomaster Pocket radio controller on a green matte surface. It's turned on, with its power LED illuminated green and the screen illuminated.
A silver metal butt plug with a red gem
A white Chihuahua has a shocked looking expression
Album art of a disco ball reflecting against a pink and blue background. the title reads "NOW THATS WHAT I CALL PROTECTING WOMEN AND GIRLS" Where the last line is an obvious edit of white text on a pink rounded rectangle.
(Source humanity cannot be verified) an overcast british street with cameras on every lamp post, red search lights in the background. Silhouetted people walk up and down the wetted road as drones fly overhead. The Union Jack is illuminated by a warm back light. A large sign is seen on the right of frame on a wall in navy blue with white block capitals "THE INTERNET IS SAFE NOW"
Lord Farquaad pointing
Album cover "NOW that's what I call PROTECTING WOMEN AND GIRLS"
The Akai APC40 MK2 Midi Controller.
A broken 3.5mm jack connector with a silver case and a gold tip, bent to the left at the Ring connection.
Poorly drawn stick figure giving an oversized thumbs up at you over their group of friends.
Poorly drawn stick figure giving an oversized thumbs up over their group of friends.
Angey blue songbird points a handgun at you.
Low effort thumbs up meme
Proton Calendar extract Sat 17 Jan - <Redacted> @ <Redacted> at 05:00 till 06:00 Sun 18 Jam - <Redacted> @ <Redacted> at 00:00 till 01:00
"REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM" "STATES HE WAS IN THE SHOWER 'WAS BORED' WHEN PT PLACED SHAMPOO BOTTLE INTO RECTUM"
Skeleton running. "Just walk out, you can leave!!! work social thing, movies, home, class, dentist, clothes, shoppi, too fancy weed store, cops if you're quick, friend ships, da share zo, if it sucks... hit da bricks!! real winners quit."
Joe Powell MP's donations. £22,013.49 from David Sainsbury. £12,500 from Betterworld Limited twice. £5,000 from Don Cruickshank.
A stone cottage like building with a green, multi-pane window. Labelled with Harry Potter locations and IP, inside a large lattice-work building. The photographer has directed her middle finger at the building from the bottom left of frame.
Prusa Signature Oak 3D printer in a well lit white room
Catch it, Bin it, Kill it poster (Circa. 2007) by the NHS. "CATCH IT Germs spread easily. Always carry tissues and use them to catch your cough or sneeze BIN IT Germa can live for several hours on a tissue. Dispose of your tissue as soon as possible. KILL IT Hands can transfer germs to every surface you touch. Clean your hands as soon as you can. NHS"
NHS "Catch it. Bin It. Kill It." Poster
770,138 Signatures
Black wireless earbuds called Happy Plugs.
100KWh battery pack on tank treads
100 cans of Lucozade Alert green Stacked up together.
Tomorrowland 2025 main stage during the day.
A 3 Panel Vince McMahon Impact font meme. "Simple beat goes away - Techno Crowd - Intrigued Vince McMahon Random 6 words sentence - Techno Crowd - Excited Vince McMahon Simple beat comes back - Techno Crowd - Leaning-back-"Oh"-face Vince McMahon"
15 really nice looking slider burgers laid out in a 5x3 grid on a white, rectangular plate; atop a grey granite effect work top. A white salt pinch pot and wooden pepper grinder can be seen in frame.
The Mimaki 3DUJ-2207 resin 3D Printer, that you should not do bong hits through the print heads of.
A man giving a thumbs up, where his face replaces the front of the gesture.
A black and gold Renault Espace people carrier with "Espace F1" on the side panel. It is styled to look like a race car with large tyres and a large wing on the roof.
A laptop on a stand is elevated next to a monitor. Both showing output from Resolume Arena
A LinkedIn profile for Mattha Busby Info I'm a fuckwit, illiterate and sensationalistic. Specialising in taking people out of context while pretending its journalism. My work has appeared in The Guardian, VICE, Rolling Stone, WIRED, TIME, The Daily Beast and Men's Health. In 2024 I was at PSHQ letting some Booth Baddie sloppy my e-junk. My first book Should All Drugs Be Ketamine? was published in 2022 by Thames and Hudson. My new pocket book on doing so many virtual drugs you get high fr fr is out in March 2025 Slop I wrote: A rounded button reading "+ fuck"