Rob

@sqlrob.bsky.social

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Software Developer Reader Long-time videogamer, single player games from Adventure to Zork Occasional cook Sporadic boardgamer Owned by cats

The Archer meme where in the original scene Krieger is going "Stop, Stop, I can only get so hard" captioned "Stop, Stop, I can only vote once"
Jared Kushner wearing an ill-fitting tactical vest over a suit with only "Kush" visible on a large name tag underneath the closing.
A screenshot of a steam group named "Boycott Modern Warfare 2 (WE WANT DEDICATED SERVERS)", with a significant proportion of them playing Modern Warfare 2
Googly eyes being held over the eyes of a pug.
A picture of the Breen from DS9 that look vaguely like an old school Cylon.
A bottle of Doritos Vodka next to its black box.
The scene from Grim Fandango with Manny and the coroner in the morgue with two slabs, each containing a skeleton with lots of flowers growing out of it.
Three kittens asleep in a cuddle pile in a sunspot, with the mother lying next to the wall staring at the camera.
A cow standing in ocean water up to its ankles, looking at the waves.
Screen shot from a Steam bundle where there's a discount of 10% crossed out and a discount of 9% is emphasized.
Thfrycxxd bacon emoji siren emoji, large smiley face image with flames for eyes.
A conincidence in my timeline where Hank Hill and the gang from the opening of King of the Hill that makes it look like Hank is saying Gail's skeet that says "You are correct. It's not meant to be silly, it's about a moment of beauty that walked into his dark world"
Lady Tyrell from Game of Thrones with Colonel Sanders face poorly photoshopped on sitting at a table, with the text "Tell Camilla. I want her to know it was me"
A coiled white snake wearing plush bunny ears.
A wizard scowling at a scroll in cursive that looks like it says "How to summon a demon", with a magical circle containing a lemon on the right.
Screenshot from the Bing daily quiz. Question: "Which region is famous for New England clam chowder?" Multiple choice answers: Texas, New England, California
A (probably) fake tweet thread by Jersey Mike's subs. First tweet: "How do you top your sub?", with an artful picture of pickle slices and various pepper slices. Second Tweet: blocked.blocked.blocked.youre all blocked.none of you are free of sin
Homer Simpson backing into the hedge as a chia pet. This is an official product, not a photoshop.
A screenshot from Adventure You're in valley. look stream You are in a valley in the forest beside a stream tumbling along a rocky bed. s At your feet all the water of the stream splashes into a 2-inch slit in the rock. Downstream the streambed is bare rock. s You are in a 20-foot depression floored with bare dirt. Set into the dirt is a strong steel grate mounted in concrete. A dry streambed leads into the depression. The grate is locked
The original Fred Flintstone smoking as part of a cigarette ad.
Picture of a car with the Florida license plate A55 RGY. With the position of the orange that is part of all the plates, it looks like "ass orgy"
The original Weinersmith identity, with the addition of a power of hGphi to the 1.
The facebook complaint form with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.
Screenshot of the XBox Mobile app for the BallxPit game just added to game pass. Current subscription is shown as Ultimate, not including the game. Below that is a box saying it's included in Ultimate.
Screen shot from profile: Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon amzn.to/3aDgUmi.
Picture from the 2022 CPAC conference with a "We are all domestic terrorists" banner.
A picture of a stone coin with a person for scale. The coin is wider and taller than the person is tall.
Picture of a Feral Ghoul Chair from Fallout 76. It is a wood chair, with yellow cushions with a head sticking out of the top cushion, legs protruding from the bottom tied to the legs. Arms can just barely be seen tied to the side supports of the chair. In game, the ghoul is struggling.
A picture of 6 six-sided dice, showing the faces -1, -2, -3, -4, -5, -6.
A large signing saying "Please do not touch", with the same phrase in braille below it.
Screenshot from e-bay listing a 10 trillion dollar bill from Zimbabwe for $27.99
A Barbra Streisand Babbie doll.
The change my mind meme, with "The second amendment is worth it, change my mind". The person in this meme is another right wing commentator, Steven Crowder who opposes gun control
The "graphic design is my passion" meme. Clouds, with red text, not centered, in comics sans saying "graphic design is my passion". Above that is a white square with the clip art of a frog in it.
Screenshot of a tweet by AlexPhilips(ThatAlexWoman) that reads: "The white bread, tin of processed beans and sugary yoghurt are ultraprocessed foods that we shovel into children mindlessly leading to lifelong obesity. These food parcels should be fresh, nutritious, filling, as well as versatile, and not cheap precursors to metabolic syndrome."
A QR code that leads to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Picture of a cake with the text "Ceci n'es pas un mensonge" below it.
Political cartoon subtitled "Roswell,NM 1947" There is a crashed spaceship, with an obvious alien being restrained by two military staff and being led to a jeep. A miniature Donald Trump is running off to the side, with the alien yelling "You Fools! It's getting away"
Picture of a Puppeteer from Larry Niven's work. A three legged alien, with a broad horse like body and two heads each on their own skinny neck. In the Know Universe series, they took their planets and moved them out of the star system so that they could flee the galaxy as a race.
A screen cap of my timeline, showing this skeet I'm replying to with its image of "What the hell should I be researching before this panel", with a skeet from "Moby Dick" saying "unspeakable horror"
The facebook complaint form with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.
Neo from the Matrix as a rubber duck.
Another screenshot of the post by Trump taken at 9:33 AM CDT. It shows 4.03k Retruths and 21.1k likes
A young Donald Trump leaning over talking to Jeffrey Epstein, who is standing next to Ghislaine Maxwell. There are various other people there, it seems to be a party or some other function.
A bowl of lima beans on a checkered tablecloth, with a metal spoon on one side and a wooden spoon on the other.
A heavy tank with several machine guns and rocket launchers, crewed by a rubber duck.
A screen cap from Archer. Archer is on the left, with Krieger on the right with both hands up, palm outward Image is captioned "Stop, I can only shop at Costco so much"
A pencil labelled "Tool cool to do drugs" that shows what it looks like as you further use it. "Too cool to do drugs" "cool to do drugs" "do drugs" "drugs"
A far side cartoon. Several cows on their back legs are carrying equipment labelled "auto-milker", heading into a house where a man and his wife are sitting. The caption reads "That night, their revenge was meted out on both Farmer MacDougal and his wife. The next day, police investigators found a scene that they could describe only as "grisly, yet strangely hilarious.""
Wile E. Coyote hanging upside down from a branch, holding an anvil that is in a taut rubber band, probably part of a slingshot.
The cover of "Newsweek" that appeared in the movie "The Dead Zone". The title of the front page article is "No Future for Stillson", with the picture of President Stillson using a toddler as a human shield during an assassination attempt.
A two panel meme First Panel: Bart Simpson cringing with text "I didn't lose a fourth plane" Second Panel: Bart Simpson cringing with Homer putting a hand on his shoulder reassuringly with text "You didn't lose a fourth plane yet"
Picture of a burrito with lit letter candles spelling "Happy Birthday"
Screenshot of a Donald Trump Truth Social post on 5/5/2025. "This was so wonderful, 9 years ago today!" The post contains a screenshot of a twitter post by Trump "Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!". There is a picture of Trump giving a thumbs up while eating a taco bowl.
Cartoon of a man holding a giant pill in both hands. In front of him is a table with a pill bottle labeled "pills", and 4 rather large pills scattered on the table.
Picture of three green hardback books. This color green in old books means they were colored with arsenic and should only be handled with gloves.
A grid of head shots of people with the number of felony convictions each has had. Abrego Garcia: 0 Al Capone: 3 Charles Manson: 7 John Gotti: 13 Jeffrey Dahmer: 15 Donald Trump: 34 Picture is credited to @acnewsitics
List of distribution of Christians in the US from Pew Research 62% total identify as Christian Broken down as: 23% Evangelical Protestant 11% Mainline Protestant 5% Historically Black Protestant 19% catholic 2% Mormon 1% Orthodox Christian <1% Jehovah's Witness 1% other Christian
Picture of a cheese pizza, with a wedge shape piece cut out of the middle, instead of from crust to center.
Picture of a male hand holding a bag of the green shredded plastic used as grass in Easter baskets, captioned "Don't ever buy weed from the Easter Bunny"