sqquelch

@sqquelch.bsky.social

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🔥🐉 🏳️‍🌈 To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now Country music fan

Glass of iced latte on a table with a bottle of tropical fruit squash
Pack of two Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
https://www.theguardian.com/food/2026/jul/06/prawn-feta-saganaki-salad-quick-easy-recipe-georgina-hayden
Live ATP rankings 30-39
From the BBC website: Yesterday the record was provisionally broken, with temperatures soaring to 36.1°C (87°F) in Gosport, Hampshire - the previous record was 35.6°C set in 1976 in Mayflower Park, Southampton
Dinner as described in message body
BlueSky licence
BlueSky licence image
Me in frameless glasses (L -1.75, R -1.35)
Natural yoghurt with banana, blueberries, kiwi fruit, "wonky" cherries, granola and dried cranberries
Salmon, smoked haddock, prawn, squid and spinach fish pie with a mustard white sauce and cheddar mash topping. Served with peas and asparagus
Elements of the Offense To establish incitement to violence, the following elements must typically be proven: Intent: The inciter must have intended to provoke violence. Communication: There must be a clear communication aimed at encouraging violent behavior. Potential for Harm: The incitement must pose a risk to public safety or order. Examples of Incitement Incitement can take various forms, such as: Hate Speech: Statements that promote violence against a particular group based on race, religion, or sexual orientation. Public Demonstrations: Organizing or encouraging protests that are intended to incite violence against individuals or groups.
Chicken jalfrezi with white rice and coriander
'I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated' she said, squirming. 'All right,' he said and called tech support.
Italian tennis player Matteo Berrettini
Me, in bed, with bleached peroxide blond hair
1.7kg Gressingham duck
La recette de Richard. Fromage végétal (ou "Fauxmage"
'Proud son' took his own life after family rejected his sexuality.
Laying on a bed, naked with a fan evaporating the shower water
Well the guy I told he had to stop looking at women's boobs in the office has quit.
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Cheeky panda plastic free pocket tissues
Live so that, if your life was a book, Florida would ban it.
Sign outside a gay bar: Start with a beer. Leave with a bear.
Breakfast bowl
The (as they were called then) Dixie Chicks' MMXVI world tour at the o2.
Yogurt with blueberries, banana, plum, dried cranberries and home-made granola
Some people are like slinkies. They're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
150g Haribo Zingfest.
Sign in a shop window: (underline) Polite Notice (end underline) (new line) We moved.
Pea and spinach risotto with salmon
Average number of sexual partners by country. Examples: China, Spain, India - 3 to 7 people Mexico, Brasil - 7.1 to 9 people UK, USA Chile - 9.1 to 11 people. The Scandinavians, Australia and South Africans are slags (or just very lucky) at 11.1 to 14. Turkey@ More than 14 people
Grey shorts, green t-shirt
A picture of the Oxford English Dictionary
Pack of two Tuc cheese sandwich biscuits
Sign in a a bakery/coffee shop saying, "Give me the coffee and no-one gets hurt."
KIA Stonic owner's manual
A video showing an empty washing basket
Small cod and chips. Kitchen roll holder added for scale.
Mutton in an electric slow cooker
Mutton neck on the bone
KIA Stonic in blue.
Bap with a plant burger, fried egg, oven chips and beans
Home-made granola with pineapple, clementine and blueberries on plain live yoghurt
As per the list text
Electric slow cooker cooked with chilli con carne
Picture of a duel station price sign
Cartoon of James Bond tied to a big wheel. Bond Villain: How do you like my centrifuge, Mister Bond? When I throuw this lever, you will fee centrifugal force crush every bone in your body. Bond: You mean centripetal force. There is no such thing as centrifugal force. BV: A laughable claim, Mister Bond, perpetuated by overzealous teachers of science. Simply construct Newton's law in a rotating system and you will see a centrifugal force term appear as plain as day. Bond: Come now. Do you really expect me to do coordinate substitution in my head while strapped to a centrifuge? BV (exiting): No mister Bond. I expect you to die.
New stering wheel shape with "ears" for where your hands hold the steeing wheel, with the Renault diamond in the middle of the steering wheel where a nose would be on a face.
Carolina Panthers baseball cap
Blood drops on arm
I saw this card and thought of you.... simple, cheap and blank inside.
Metal chastity device with PA lock
A man in a t-shirt saying "autism powered fuck machine "
Breaded chicken breast, baked potato with cheese, baked beans
Dodge Ram 2500 prestige Blue Cat tattoo studio
Need rendang, Bombay potatoes