SqualidGlobe

@squalidglobe.bsky.social

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🌈🐸 Frogs, art, stickers, photos & cabochons, equality, activism. @optimisitcnihilism.bsky.social 😍 ••• ‼️ www.squalidglobe.com - NEW ••• ‼️👩‍🎨 https://linktr.ee/squalidglobe 🖼🎨🌿 • picfair • etsy • printify

Hand-drawn cartoon tiger walking through bright green grass. Text at top reads 'all zoos are petting zoos' and text at bottom reads 'if you're not a little bitch.' Tiger is orange with black stripes, chunky limbs, and a curled tail.
A polished black and white cabochon pendant on a silver figaro chain, laying on a warm wood surface. The stone has bold white veining through a dark matrix.
An edited screenshot from Spongebob Squarepants showing DoodleBob, a crudely drawn version of Spongebob, with Pete Hegseth's face drawn on him in the same style. He is holding a giant pencil and standing menacingly. He is labeled 'sEcReTaRy Of WaR.' To his left, Patrick Star laying on the ground labeled 'the American people.' To his right, Spongebob is slumped on the ground looking defeated, labeled 'Ro Khanna.' They are all in front of Spongebob's pineapple under the sea.
A kite-cut agate cabochon with a live edge, showcasing natural crystal formations along the front face. Warm golden-brown tones with translucent depth, photographed on a light neutral surface.
Illustrated children’s poem titled “Pesky Pocket Goblins.” The page has a textured cream background with hand-drawn art. A child with small colorful goblins on their shoulders looks sad while a scribbly thought cloud floats nearby. In the middle, red scribbles explode behind the child as they look angry, with exclamation marks and goblins encouraging chaos. A diagonal black line separates the scene. Below the line, the child appears calm and peaceful, and a small goblin slides down the line, showing emotional regulation and choosing kindness.
A closed, spiral-bound notebook on a light wood background. The cover reads “campaign journal” in a hand-drawn black frame, with smaller text underneath describing it as a simple guided notebook for navigating chaotic tabletop RPG campaigns. The overall design is minimal, playful, and black-and-white.
Monty, the best dog alive, sits patiently in an oversized human T-shirt while waiting for ice cubes like they’re treats (they are so satisfying to cronch). The shirt features a hand-drawn “Liberty and Justice for All” design with raised fists in many skin tones, along with flags and symbols representing marginalized communities under attack. The message is about safety, love, and inclusion. In this house, we are inclusive of people, not institutions built on cruelty. Also: FUCK ICE. Monty hopes they have nightmares of him cronching them all.
Bright, hand-drawn stickers are shown on journals and notebooks. The designs include a bison who wants to be admired from a distance, a cat who wants to share their sunbeam, a raccoon who wants to see if you are down to snack & nap, and a badger who really do give a fuck. The colors are intentionally bold and unconventional, in a slightly wonky, handmade style. The overall theme is loud love, respect, and clear boundaries.