The Human Term & Condition

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i am your impulsive thoughts megaphone and a professional void howler a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist fae baby from the puppet dimension they/it/guy/any

youtube video titled "HUMAN BODY vs NUCLEAR EXPLOSION simulation" thumbnail depicts a skinless human in a field hit by an atomic bomb from behind, just right at the moment it goes off and erupts from the human's stomach
an edit of the original "take care of our own" comic by amii.illustrates Panel 1: Guy in suit says "people are simply *incapable* of articulating *why* they dislike Starmer" Panel 2: kid sais "well what about-" and the guy in the suit says "fuck off"
a photo of a green felt frog puppet with dentures jammed into its mouth
photo of someone standing in front of a tree wearing a ~15th century style suite of plate armour, complete with a frog-mouth helm ("Stechhelm")
screengrab from @krang.bsky.social ('America's Lounge Singer'). the picture shows billionaire weirdo Bryan Johnson's timelapse of injecting fat-derived extracellular matrix into his own face which has lead to what appears to be a serious case of either anaphylaxis or turning into a TES: Oblivion character "for those of you not on twitter anymore, the anti-aging billionaire guy posted a timelapse of his failed attempt to inject "fat-derived extracellular matrix" into his face and I thought you might want to see that"
article from Scientific American showing a picture of a great tit "City birds appear to be more afraid of women than men, and scientists have no idea why" '“I fully believe our results, that urban birds react differently based on the sex of the person approaching them,” said a co-author of a study that made this finding, “but I can’t explain them right now”' by claire cameron and edited by jeanna bryner; terrifiers of birds
a very good MS paint drawing of a small round green pac-man like puppet figure downing an orange fluid from a bottle marked "JENDUR FLUID"
the header for the Wikipedia page about Toilet god
a desaturated aerial photo of an island that SOME might call Kiribati. the text superimposed onto it reads 'The so-called island nation named "KIRIBATI" (does) NOT EXIST'
a four-panel. Kermit the Frog is sitting in a golf cart Panel 1: "Sometimes, when I'm *really* frustrated and need to clear my head," Panel 2: "I just get into my golf cart and floor it around the lot." Panel 3: "Speedlimit's 5 miles per hour, but I'll go 6 or 7." Panel 4: "I don't care."
Eddie Hall lifting the Strathmore of Durness Stone
the boss Godrick the Grafted from the video game Elden Ring. he is a large mass of limbs which have been "grafted" onto him and throws two big axes around
James Gandolfini during his appearance at Sesame Street, talking to the Muppet Zoe
an ai overview from a Google search asking "is there porn on the internet". the ai lies and says yes
a Daily Mail opinion piece depicting a missile flying overhead, with the title "Even as missiles fly over my head - I feel safer in Dubai than in Sadiq Khan's London.." i have not the care or respect enough to care to learn who the writer is
a screensnip from a bluesky share by The Economist "The governor has become the de facto leader of the Democratic Party [picture of Gavin Newsom looking like a smug cunt] Gavin Newsom wants to reintroduce himself"
a very accurate sculpture of a horse with appropriately front-facing eyes
a thumbnail from a Youtube video called "The 7 Levels of Dialogue". The thumbnail displays: Level 1: Tommy Wiseau from 'The Room' Level 2: Katana lady from Suicide Squad Level 3: Vin Diesel from Fast & the Furious (i presume) Level 4: i don't know who this is Level 5: RDJ as Tony Stark Level 6: Charles Dance as Tywin Lannister Level 7: it's blurred and therefore MYSTERIOUS (the video uses JK Simmons' abusive character from Whiplash)
Willem Dafoe's face from Speed II pasted ontop of a colorised photo of Marilyn Monroe
screengrab from The Garfield Forum and the board "IM SORRY JON"
a puppet of Grogu from The Mandalorian
a schematic for a pooter it is a jar with a lid and two tubes sticking out of it. the right tube is open at both ends and labelled with "Plastic tube" and "<-insect gets sucked in" the left tube is labelled with "suck here" and "gauze filter" there's a bug on the bottom of the jar
a picture of Elizabeth Banks with glasses holding a manuscript stack next to a Cocaine Bear poster
an MS paint diagram of a polycule. it consists of one (1) green dot
a New Yorker cartoon in which three children and one adult in a threadbare suit are sitting around a fire in a post-apocalyptic landscape. the adult says: "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
a bootleg Yoda figurine with a muscular, Hulk-like body
the 'We're All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This' meme from I Think You Should Leave, except 'The Guy Who' has been blacked out and scrawled over, making it "We're all trying to find out what did this"
an ever-increasingly stepped on MS paint drawing of a green puppet holding a bloodied kitchen knife with a distressed "cute" expression, currently wearing a short santa cap
theatrical release poster for the original The Fast and the Furious, starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster
AI-generated slop image from linkedin picturing a sidecut, cigar-toting dude wearing sunglasses indoors, whilst possessively having his arm around a stock 50's tradwife dressed in a plaid dress and an apron. the wife says: "WHY MARRY A WOMAN, MAKE HER WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE, AND SEND MY KIDStoPRESCHOOL TO BE RAISED BY ANOTHER WOMAN AT THE COST OF A DAY'S WORK? HOW MESSED UP IS THAT?" the poster of the slop, Jonti Mayer, writes "Worth thinking about..."
@tunguz at X/twitter writes "We are selling our baby trebuchet. We only used it a couple of times. PM me for a quote." Pictured is a baby basket mounted on a catapult contraption. "Readers added context: This is not a baby trebuchet. It is a baby catapult. Trebuchet has a counterweight (link to dictionary.com)"
headline from ZME Science; "Mathematicians Just Found a Hidden 'Reset Button' That Can Undo Any Rotation"
that one still of Wesley Snipes' character from New Jack City (1991) holding a gun whilst crying two perfect streams of tears
Top Gear's bespoke Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust, aKa "Geoff" - a fully electric (powered by a diesel generator) eco car; built mainly from logistical shelving framework, aluminum plating and lawn chairs
Jay at the bluesky team yelling "WAFFLES" when asked a serious question
Yeah, playin' wth my nutsack Scratchin' on this crack where I had To hide my Glock at
Google translate detects Norwegian and translates it to "you're absolutely right there, brother."
a horse sculpture with front-facing eyes, which is normal
photo of a huge building sized banner reading "WE'RE PUTTING cum INSIDE M&M's", above a picture of the red and yellow m&m and an orange non-anthropomorphic m&m. it is impossible to tell if it's real or not, but it probably is
a picture of Mr. Universe era Arnold Schwarzenegger in beige briefs looking very muscular
Leonardo Bonucci sitting alone on a stool in the away VIP section in Porto - Juventus, looking sad because he's banned from the match
a screengrab from a Facebook post by NYT Cooking, reading: "Hide your tomatoes: These charismatic chefs are on social media, a counter to the harder-edged chefs." there is a picture of a guy in a black suit jacket and white shirt with fluffy wavy hair looking into the camera, captioned "They're Gentle. They're Seasonal. They're Soft Boy Cooks. (Scott Rossi for The New York Times)"
an increasingly edited MS paint drawing of a green puppet holding a bloodied kitchen knife. the puppet is wearing a blonde topknot wig and has a miserly, tired expression
screengrab from Spotify showing a suggested playlist named "This Is Red Hot Chili Peppers"
Senator Palpatine mid lightsaber fight with a silly expression on his face
the Pokémon Blaziken pictured mid air - presumably in the process of jumping over a building?!
the Pokémon Mew floating in mid-air
the Pokémon Staryu from the anime
Haunter from Pokémon
Snorlax eating a pile of pink... fruit? maybe?
Oddish from the Pokémon anime
Giovanni's Persian from the Pokémon anime in a grassy field
a very nice and not at all repeatedly edited or heavily stepped on digital MS paint drawing of a green puppet wearing lipstick and a blonde topknot wig whilst holding a bloodied kitchen knife
a picture of a Kakapo looking into the camera "Often seen as the most useless bird on the planet, the Kakapo can't fly and can barely walk. To attract females, the male will dig a hole and sit in it, shouting loudly at any female passing by. Rarely does this work, so it waddles off to find a rock and humps that instead."
screen snippet from a Fox News headline reading "white men are 'walking around on eggshells at work',"
the three Kryptonian baddies from that one Superman film stuck in the phantom zone mirror
a very well-drawn picture of a green puppet in a purple and teal party hat wearing a hockey mask and holding a large bloodied kitchen knife
a skeet from ecocentric channeling their inner Jordan Peterson reading "Squirrels will beat the hell out of intruders. So will lions, wrens, eagles, ants, fish, and almost any other animal. Animals defend territories. I struggle to think of any truly non-territorial animals. And pretending that isn't true is one fundamental flaw od Marxism."
album cover for Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power (2025) it is a photo of a woman with heavy makeup leaing over the side of an open vehicle, talking to a person inside
#151 - Mew: a floating, bright, catlike Pokémon with big expressive eyes and a long swishy tail