squidpizza

@squidpizza.art

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I'm squidpizza (26). I do all sorts of art, most of it is gay and stupid. This account is NSFW, and I'm liable to share pictures of bugs. This pfp was drawn by me Give me money at https://www.patreon.com/squidpizza

a four panel comic. "Pokemon designs that are ugly and mean gamefreak is running out of ideas" (vanilluxe, voltorb, klink, doublade) vs "pokemon designs that are prferred and what pokemon are supposed to look like" (zoroark, lucario, charizard, serperior) vs "pokemon that make bad furry bait" (vanilluxe, voltorb, klink, doublade vs "Pokemon that make good furry bait" (zoroark, lucario, charizard, serperior)
A fakemon that resembles a sea snake with a large draconic skull. It has a lure on its tongue like an anglerfish.
The magic the gathering card Phyrexian unlife
Some pen sketches of my fursona, Sorbet. He’s an otter/caterpillar hybrid.
Undertale/Deltarune character W.D. Gaster if he was both a pirate and a dog.
A design for the "Fallen Star", from Deltarune: Chapter Rewritten. He replaces the Old Man as the shadow crystal holder. He looks like a rock star, with a white cape, a star-shaped guitar, and a white save point on his chest. His face is shrouded in shadow. He has antlers and somewhat long hair.
a pizza box depicting a completely-black cephalopod on the packaging. it says "Vantablack's" and is flavored "squid ink and space mozzarella"
a square piece of sushi with a hat on. it is the head of an object-headed character. it is rotating back and forth
A stuffed bat with a head shaped like pac-man and wings with an arcade carpet pattern
a crude costume based on the Titan from deltarune, stitched together from multiple pieces of black fabric.
Ralsei from Deltarune pointing a gun at Kris and Susie. They say "Kris, Susie, I was evil all along". Kris and Susie react, stunned and horrified. Ralsei changes into a dress, still holding a gun. "Also, I've realized I'm a girl." Kris gives her a thumbs-up.
a clamshell with the deltarune character Ramb's face on it.
Caterpie, a Pokemon that resembles a caterpillar that resembles a snake
A caterpillar/otter hybrid named Sorbet. Text indicates that he is a science teacher/communicator, an adult that will never become a butterfly, that his eyespots can emote, and that he smells like limes.
a caterpillar/otter hybrid, with six limbs and four eyes
The head of an otter/caterpillar hybrid creature, with four eyes and green fur. It has stubby red and yellow antennae.
A blue squid holding a knife
SPOILERS! Asgore from deltarune chapter 5, standing in a field of flowers, wielding an orange scythe. His eye is glowing orange, signalling he is about to attack.
a terrible comic featuring a character called the "DUBCON WOLF", who conveniently wears a shirt with their name on it. The first panel says "MYEHEHEH its me the DUBCON WOLF here to have SEX with you without your EXPLICIT VERBAL CONSENT" the second panel is a close up of a punch card coupon rewards thing being held by the wolf. it has "Dubcon rewards" on it and the text says "i love having DUBIOUS CONSENT SEX so much that i hand out these DUBIOUS CONSENT punch card coupon things. I make them myself. I don't have a hole puncher so i usually use a pencil tip." The third panel is a tee shirt that says "i had DUBIOUS CONSENT SEX with the DUBCON WOLF and all i got was this AWESOME T shirt!!!" and text that says "after five punches you can get a shirt. i want to try tie-dying them someday, so that all of them are UNIQUE"
the head of a goat-like creature, with horns the color of burning coals.
The card Cryptic Annelid from magic: the gathering
The magic: the gathering card "Dark Knight's Greatsword" from Final Fantasy, depicting the Roaring Knight's sword.
A custom magic: the gathering card, depicting Lesser Dog from Undertale. It is named "Mixed-Breed Mob", is a white 2 mana 3/2 with Vigilance and "When this creature enters, return a non-Dog permanent you control to its owner’s hand." and Eternalize 4WW.
the roaring knight cradling their sword in two arms, almost gently
A yellow, branching thing that looks sort of like a coral polyp but is in fact a crustacean.
A pronoun palace tile shaped like a fish; a fishy tile.
A pronoun palace character called "The Mariner", who is a shadowy figure in a long cloak, wielding a hook and carrying a lantern. Next to them is their starting item, the "message in a bottle", which turns up to 4 tiles at random either "cursed" or "golden". all charges are used at once, and it's charged by R.
a beach at night. two hands are sprouting from a fissure in the sand, where obsidian spikes have sprouted. A four-pointed star has opened up in the sky, and something is falling out and is close to hitting the water.
Loki, Causality Hacker, a custom magic: the gathering card designed by me, squidpizza, and illustrated by me, squidpizza. He is a 3 loyalty planeswalker for 1UU and has "+1: Create a 2/2 colorless Construct artifact creature token, then return an artifact or creature you own to your hand.", "-X: Return target artifact card in your graveyard with mana value X to your hand. Create a token that's a copy of it." and "-6: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact or creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may exchange control of it with target artifact or creature you don't control." There is a little section on the bottom that mentions his pronouns are he/him.
an upcoming marvel crossover card for magic: the gathering. It is Sauron, Dino Devotee, a 4/4 legendary dinosaur vampire villain for 3GG. It has flying and "Whenever sauron enters or attacks, choose one -" *Cure cancer* - you gain 3 life. or *turn people into dinosaurs* - put a saurian counter on another target creature. It's a green dinosaur with base power and toughness 5/5 for as long as it has a saurian counter on it.
The unreleased magic the Gathering card Beast, Erudite Aerialist, a 3/3 for 3G/U. It is a legendary mutant scientist hero (not a beast) and has flying as long as it’s had a +1/+1 counter put on it this turn (not a green ability) It also has “whenever Beast deals combat damage to a player, draw a card” but not a beast, just this Beast, which is Beast but not a Beast.
a collection of entities; one is spiky, one is hidden in a window, one is a plant swarming with bugs, one is bacteriophage-shaped, one is long with serpentine limbs, one is a ribbon wrapped around a disc, and one is an eyeball with three triangles pointing out of it
A fat anthro vaporeon in swim trunks and a hawaiian shirt.
A black outline of the state of Texas on a white background. There is a four-pointed star shape where Austin, Texas (the state capital) should be, and a pair of islands off the coast in the gulf of Mexico that have been appended.
The Magic: the Gathering character, Urabrask, a Phyrexian Praetor who is difficult to describe. He is hunched over, with long front limbs with blades at the elbow joints. His head is a large, hooded beak with no visible eyes, and he has two exhaust pipes growing out of his back. His chest is glowing with molten metal. He has a long, spiky tail. He is standing in a pool of molten metal.
For real. I've unfollowed several artists whose work I genuinely liked because they'd post guilt-trippy shit at their followers everyday. "Why won't you guys interact with my posts more? You all suck. Do you all secretly hate me?" Well I do now and I'm leaving
The magic: the gathering card Queen Kayla bin-Kroog, who has a fairly expensive activated ability that rewards playing cheap artifacts and creatures. Queen Kayla was the wife of the powerful and insane planeswalker Urza. It is unclear if he ever truly loved her.
A creature with many arms and a glowing, snail-like body. It has a bivalve-like shell.
A tweet from user @arod_twit that reads “characters in tv shows are too self aware now! every emotional convo is like "i guess i yelled at you earlier because i never processed dad leaving" no!! no!!! flush someone's blood pressure medication because they called you lazy.”