maggie schreiter

@squishythings.com

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quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj ig: squishythings https://www.squishythings.com https://www.etsy.com/shop/squishythings https://linusinhats.tumblr.com

a medium green field of fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the medium green fabric has been appliquéd down to a surrounding outline of yellow green, and another line of light green fabric, a line of light blue fabric, and a line of medium blue fabric. the whole thing is appliquéd to a dark blue square. six smaller blobs in same color order (with medium green in the center) have been appliquéd on top of the dark blue square around the main blob. the blue background now has quite a lot of hand quilting in blue variegated thread.
a grey tabby cat curled up with his face squashed against the couch, furious we aren’t in bed
grey tabby cat impeding both my hand quilting project and tv watching.
writing samples of fountain pen ink. sailor yurameku seki, a dual shading pigment ink that splits into green and purple. wearingeul the star child, a kind of burnt orange with purple shimmer. wearingeul frankenstein, a dark purple with a rusty sheen and green shimmer. dominant industry sunset, a purple and pink shading ink with pink shimmer.
alphabet magnets on a dishwasher spelling out “god, my buns are thick”
a medium green field of fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the medium green fabric has been appliquéd down to a surrounding outline of yellow green, and another line of light green fabric, a line of light blue fabric, and a line of medium blue fabric. the whole thing is appliquéd to a dark blue square. six smaller blobs in same color order (with medium green in the center) have been placed on top of the dark blue square around the main blob. one is fully sewn in place, one halfway, and four are basted in place.
a poster for stephen malkmus and the jicks at the theatre of the living arts, march 29, 2001, with kingsbury manx. the poster features an eyepatch-wearing, hook-having pirate, despite the song “the hook” explicitly saying the pirates in it did NOT have either of those things.
six appliqué patches of layered green and blue fabric in blobby shapes.
hot pink eight eye doc martens 1460 boots that are hot pink with dark soles, black trim at the top, and black laces.
windows notifications: add a device. tap to set up your orange rhyming dictionary.
handmade ceramic jar shaped like a very round little spaceman in an orange suit and a helmet with a spiraling antenna.
a shelf with many small compartments meant for toy cars but we’ll fill it with sweet little dudes
wood bookshelf thing with a pillow printed to look like a pallas cat.
fb memories screenshot of a post from me “A conversation. A: I'm pretending to cut off your arm. Me: Oh, don't pretend to do anything that bad! A: I'M GONNA WEAR YOUR FACE.”
layers of needleturn appliqué
a medium green field of fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the medium green fabric has been appliquéd down to a surrounding outline of yellow green, and another line of light green fabric, a line of light blue fabric, and a line of medium blue fabric. the whole thing is appliquéd to a dark blue square. new blobs in same color order (with medium green in the center) have been placed on top of the dark blue square.
a medium green field of fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the medium green fabric has been appliquéd down to a surrounding outline of yellow green, and another line of light green fabric, a line of light blue fabric, and a line of medium blue fabric. finally the whole thing is appliquéd to a dark blue square.
a medium green field of fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the medium green fabric has been appliquéd down to a surrounding outline of yellow green, and another line of light green fabric, basted to a light blue fabric.
potential answers for the significance of the date september 10, 1989: 1. eliza bard was born. 2. a large department store in new york city caught fire and burnt down. 3. the hungarian government opened up its border and started letting east germans through. 4. yaoi is invented.
picture of a tv with a scene from a godzilla movie, with two people hiding from a kaiju in the forest. the closed caption says [screeching continues]
a medium green field of fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the medium green fabric has been appliquéd to a light yellow-green fabric, which has been trimmed to outline the medium green, and the whole thing is basted onto a piece of light green fabric.
Maggie Schreiter • 3d by Author crappy ai posters make businesses look bad. [a person responds with clap emoji] Scott T. Gray • 2d Author Maggie Schreiter Really, what do you know about marketing and advertising ? I have a degree in both ~ and have been in the business for 43 years... I think your comment was snarky and uncalled for Maggie Schreiter • 2d i have a fine art degree and write marketing emails for a different local business, thanks. generative ai art is hideous, derived from stolen material, and made with resource hogging hardware. if you have that much experience you should have a huge library of usable assets and ideas, and not have to feed prompts to the slop machine. my comment is not snark; i think you should look at the number of likes on it and other comments to the same effect on this post, and have a nice long think about how well this marketing is working. i have purchased from p. bagel many times! i will absolutely stop if they continue using generative ai ads!
screenshot from a power company’s outage map. Outage Information Customers Out 28 Estimated Restoration Jul 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM Cause Inclement Weather Crew Status Preparing for Dispatch - The next available crew will be dispatched to assess and investigate the cause of your outage.
a cake in a 13x9 glass pan with white frosting and “youngest person ever” piped on top in pink.
a medium green field of fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the medium green fabric has been trimmed around the blobs and basted to a larger piece of light green fabric.
a medium green field of green fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the blobs have had their edges turned under and sewn down - needleturn appliqué!
photo of trent reznor with long hair and his guy fawkes facial hair from the 90s, wearing a long sleeved black gown and holding a cane, standing on some concrete with the train of the gown going over the side. photo is by/copyright holder kevin westenberg, 1996.
screenshot from nextdoor: I'm astonished that people are bullying those who do not have flags. That has nothing to do with patriotism. There are a lot of reasons why people may not have flags. Stop being so harsh.
ai ad for hoagies from a bagel shop. the food looks gross
Hannah Witmer couldn't have even taken a real picture of a hoagie? Scott T. Gray • Author Hannah Witmer, I would like to point out to " Folks "who are not in the Business of marketing & Advertising ~ and may not understand how it all works. . . We pay a monthly fee for countless Images ~ to use at our discretion ~ to create professional add stills with a message. . . This not only saves the actual business, of paying to creating an image from scratch for an add. . . It saves the Business a real capital outlay, which then would ultimately be shared with the consumers. . . Maggie Schreiter Scott T. Gray your grasp of grammar and spelling appears to be indicative of the quality of your work.
picture of two miis in tomodachi life who are blushing and surrounded by pink hearts. one is an all black werewolf bat thing and the other has pizza for a face.
a medium green field of green fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. most of the blobs are basted in place with pink thread. three have had their edges turned under and sewn down.
medium dark green fabric with light blue, light green, and yellow-green rounded blobs of fabric on top of it.
blue and green fabrics of different values
sketchbook page of three square sketches in green and blue highlighter. one is green shapes in a white field. one is large green blobs surrounded by little bits of blue. one is small blue blobs surrounded by green. handwritten in pink ink is “more mini quilt ideas. maps. the morning image from the satellites is all blue and green. aerial view.”
man with graying hair and sideburns, wearing glasses, an olive cardigan, and brown pants sitting on a bench (among a field of benches) on a boardwalk, with a cigarette in hand.
the cover for for the atomic avenue quilt pattern from hunter's design studio. the quilt features houses, trees, and cars all in cool mid-century modern style.
three woven, non-printed cotton fabrics. one is purple with a grid pattern, with tiny blue squares where the grid lines cross. one is yellow with a grid pattern, with tiny purple squares where the grids cross. the third fabric is a check made of yellow and purple threads, so some squares are purple, some are yellow, and in between they’re sort of brownish.
a pair of barrel leg drawstring pants laid on a floor with a helpful grey tabby cat standing on them. they’re green with brown and white chairs printed on them.
beavis and butt-head crawling through a desert, captioned “the sun sucks”
a pink planter with flowers in it, and the bottom is like a woman’s feet in pink flip flops with pink painted toenails. horrifying!
a pant leg constructed of six variously curved panels (plus pockets), laying on the floor with a helpful grey tabby cat standing in the way. the fabric is green with white and brown chairs.
picture of tomodachi life mii. he has black skin, black hair, and is wearing all black clothes with bat wings. his eyes are red spirals and he’s wearing a mask that gives him lots of pointy teeth. he is saying “i feel like you and i have become very close, oh grim and frostbitten one, hail satan.” behind him is a mii that is sort of a red devil with a mohawk, that is robert zombert.
the back part of a pair of pants, sewing in progress. the fabric is green canvas with brown chairs.
the front part of a pair of pants, sewing in progress. the fabric is green canvas with brown chairs.
bathroom mirror selfie in a spaghetti strap tent dress with pockets in a purple, white, and orange large scale plaid.
orange and vanilla soft serve twist cone held up in front of the kohr bros sign. not my photo i stole it from some blog.
dead tree with like a zillion huge golden oyster mushrooms
black and white nighttime trail cam video of a virginia opossum discovering a plate of cake and knocking it over.
extremely unappetizing round cake that says “timby” in the not quite opaque frosting.
poster of a portrait of godzilla with a shit-eating grin hanging on the slanted ceiling over some basement stairs
car with a license plate that says alt-f4
the band jimmy eat world on stage in front of some red things with globe lights on them
the band thrice on an outdoor stage
it’s half the band hey mercedes on a big screen
a grey tabby cat sitting on a table, waiting to help
japanese fruit pie serves six heat oven to 300°f place 1/2 cup softened butter in small bowl of electric mixer and beat til creamy. gradually add 1 cup sugar and beat til light and fluffy. in a small bowl combine 1/2 cup seedless raisins, 1/2 cup chopped walnuts and 1/2 cup flaked coconut. ass to butter sugar mixture and blend well. stir in one tBlespoon cider vinegar. tun into a 9” unbaked pie shell. bake 45 min, cool.
a recipe for churros, aka spanish crullers, apparently
a recipe for hamburger jumble labeled “kids didn’t like”
a recipe for blushing biscuit ring, labeled “strange” add 1 cup tomato juice to 2 cups biscuit mix and mix with fork. bake in a greased 8” ring mold at 425° for 25 minutes. turn out of ring and place right side up on plate. fill with 1-1.5 lb can hot beef stew.