Sean C

@squizzleflip.bsky.social

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Software engineer at Twitch, but also not at Twitch. Used to blog at socalledprogrammer.com and maybe will again one day

Picture of gas prices. Regular: 5.79 Plus: 5.99 Supreme: 6.17 Underneath the prices are the words "NEW RECORD" written in the Mario Party font.
Cover for the book Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Fight For the Turnstone A Storybook Adventure
Nutritional facts from JIF peanut butter, showing 3g of sugar
Snowy owl sitting on a branch, eyes squinting
Picture of Majora's Mask playing on a R36S handheld retro console
Consumer categories with the most inflation since the pandemic Percent change in the U.S. consumer price index since November 2019 The horizontal bar chart shows consumer categories with large percent increases in prices since Nov. 2019 per the U.S. consumer price index from Nov. 2025. Motor vehicle insurance 56.1% Utility (piped) gas service 48.8% Motor vehicle maintenance + repair 48.8% Coffee 46.1% Electricity 40.4% Meats, poultry + fish 38.1% Food away from home 34.8% Used cars + trucks 33.6% Rent of primary residence 30.8% Bread 29.4% Housekeeping supplies 26.2% All items 26% Alcoholic beverages away from home 25.9% Personal care products 24.9% All items less food + energy 24.7% Milk 24.1% New cars + trucks 22.6% Note: Seasonally adjusted Chart: Gabriel Cortes / CNBCSource: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics Data as of Dec. 16, 2025 CNBC
While eating frozen yogurt, Michael in the show The Good Place saying "There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it."
Meme of Superintendent Chalmers talking to Principal Skinner in the steamed hams/aurora borealis scene. Chalmers: "GOOD LORD! What is happening in there?!" Skinner: "Aurora Borealis." Chalmers: "AURORA BOREALIS!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?" Skinner: "Yes." Chalmers: "...May I see it?" Skinner but he is a a picture of a cloud instead: "No."
Zinnia, Valley's Voice {U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Bird Bard Flying Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1. Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) 1/3 Illustrated by Aldo Domínguez
Elspeth, Sun's Champion {4}{W}{W} Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth +1: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. −3: Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater. −7: You get an emblem with “Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying.” Loyalty: 4 Illustrated by Leonardo Santanna
Black Pomeranian sitting on a cushion on the floor
Hardwood floor before picture, black dog in the corner
10 magic the gathering cards with final fantasy pictures on them
Kotis, the Fangkeeper {1}{B}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior Indestructible Whenever Kotis deals combat damage to a player, exile the top X cards of their library, where X is the amount of damage dealt. You may cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs. 2/1 Watermark: Sultai Illustrated by Evyn Fong
Puma sneakers, red with a white stripe on the side
Mirror Gallery {5} Artifact The “legend rule” doesn’t apply. Only in mirrors do heroes find their equal. Illustrated by Scott M. Fischer
Kappa Cannoneer {5}{U} Artifact Creature — Turtle Warrior Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you’re done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Ward {4} Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and it can’t be blocked this turn. 4/4 Illustrated by Jesper Ejsing
Mendicant Core, Guidelight {W}{U} Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Mendicant Core’s power is equal to the number of artifacts you control. Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Max speed — Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy it. (The copy becomes a token.) */3 Illustrated by Zezhou Chen
3 eggs frying in a pan, there are 4 yolks since one had a double yolk
Virulent Silencer {3} Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.) Nano-infectant: A category-Phi substance, capable of infecting both organics and artificials. Weaponizing it is a war crime. 2/3
screenshot from Street Fighter 6 saying DIAMOND Rank Up!
Dog nursing 3 puppies in an inflatable pool
Organic Extinction {8}{W}{W} Sorcery Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you’re done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Destroy all nonartifact creatures. “Technology evolves faster than a blade can swing.” —Arima, lead inventor of the Futurists Illustrated by Cristi Balanescu
10 magic the gathering cards laid out, each depicting a scene from final fantasy
Tidus, Blitzball Star {1}{W}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Tidus. Whenever Tidus attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls. “Every blitzer knows: when you got the ball, you gotta score!” 2/1 Illustrated by Nakamura8
And egg in a gloved hand. It's shell has a tail like appendage
Curtains from the opening screen of Super Mario Bros 3 on NES
Y'shtola Rhul {4}{U}{U} Legendary Creature — Cat Druid At the beginning of your end step, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control. Then if it’s the first end step of the turn, there is an additional end step after this step. “Sleep well, and may the shadows keep you.” 3/5 Illustrated by Yusuke Mogi
Isshin, Two Heavens as One {R}{W}{B} Lightning, Lone Commando Legendary Creature — Human Samurai If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. 3/4 Illustrated by Tetsuya Nomura
Triskaidekaphile {1}{U} Creature — Human Wizard You have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have exactly thirteen cards in your hand, you win the game. {3}{U}: Draw a card. She’s always willing to lend a hand. It just won’t be her own
Two magic cards, one is Kimahri, Valiant Guardian and the other is Celes, Rune Knight
Video of Fortnite, Vegeta runs to fight someone, shoots them with a shotgun, gets hit himself losing half health, jumps and shoots them again for the win.
Close up of Wigglytuff EX pokemon card, their eyes are very wide and staring directly into the camera
Close up dandelions in green grass. There's a brown horse in the background eating grass
Coffee mug with a large swirl of whipped cream on top
Cartoon hippo standing, painted like a rainbow
Screenshot of R.E.P.O. video game, starring brightly colored cylindrical robots with bulbous eyes
Monkey puppet awkwardly looking to the side at the camera, then forward
The pokemon tepig trying to run to owner walking way, but can't because it is tied up. Tepig has tears in its eyes and looks to be distressed, crying out
Brown mini horse
Picture of me outside
Horse with a coat eating hay in the snow
Dr. Gerbil chasing Courage the Cowardly Dog on boats
Scene from Rumble in the Bronx where kid is playing game gear with no game in it
Sky above trees at dusk, clouds with bright shades of pink and purple
Horse in blue coat standing next to hay and staring into camera
TrimUI Brick handheld console with Super Mario World on the screen
Picture of Bilbo Baggins with text underneath "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread."
Clip of Sonic turning into Super Sonic, falling down a slide which turns him back into regular Sonic
Purple TrimUI Brick handheld console
Homer sitting on top of hood of car, looking at starry sky
Graph depicting the formula ln(x-5), which is a curve that rapidly decays. The curve at x = 0 is just below 2. At x = 4, it is at 0 and plummets negative at x = 5.
Screenshot of warp zone map from Mario 3
Backing the car meme. First box is someone driving, text says "I'm not save scumming, I'm gonna have a genuine experience". Second box says "Tries to open Shadowheart's pod" over an image of a critical failure roll in BG3. Third box is hand shifting car in reverse. Fourth box is man look back in car, as if driving in reverse
Text message that says "yo sunshine sweetness!"
A scene from the PSX version of FF7. A dialog box reads "I'm Aerith, the flower girl. Nice to meet you"
Screenshot of Hyper Light Breaker, character running in a field and a giant glowing pink cube floatz in the air