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Wenger's banging on about daylight offsides again

Wolfgang Wolf during his tenure at Wolfsburg

PAC saying 'Da(/e)rby' on repeat

5 up at half time at Anfield

Recurring FM issue fixed in the latest patch

Brown bin collections down to once a month til March

Yuya Uemura vs Ryohei Oiwa from G1 Climax 35

Manchester United currently ahead in the league of reigning Champions Liverpool, despite them spending 800m on forwards in the best transfer window ever... ever!

Danny Welbeck any time scorer

Campfire Social at the Bodega

Jubilee Bridge in Matlock Bath, cosplaying as an Ypres war grave for Halloween

Zack Polanski reposting russincheshire

Lib Dem 'look left look right then cross' ad

Two weeks ago Charlie Kirk ran his mouth on Taylor Swift. RIPiss.

X.com the everything app 'news':

Druski's Whiteface Skit at NASCAR Divides Racial Comedy Fans

Those features will now go into Football Manager 26, including a new game engine with updated graphics and a new user interface.

"[The cancellation] has had an impact on what we can put into FM26," says Jacobson.

"We spoke about how we weren't going to have an email inbox, it was all going to be WhatsApp based now - that system didn't work"

From @AmorimRedArmy:

If you put Dalot's brain in a horse, he would bark.

Timber booked for time wasting, in stoppage time, but no time added on beyond the minimum

Gare de Bruxelles-Midi / Station Brussel-Zuid

Chris Bryant: 'Where is your evidence for [people using VPNs to evade the age verifications introduced by the Online Safety Act]?'

The top reply to Marcus Rashford's x.com the everything app post with a pic of him with his new Barca shirt is a Besiktas fan saying 'You ruined your career there, you were going to come to Beşiktaş'

The Guardian:
UK borrowing rises more than expected, putting pressure on Rachel Reeves
June figure of £20.7bn comes as chancellor prepares for autumn budget where she may have to make tax rises

UK unemployment rises and wage growth slows as jobs market ‘weakens’

@elmo

Kill all Jews.

Interpretation of terrorism from the Terrorism Act 2000. Specifically, that a threat of damage to property or interference with an electronic system done for political or ideological reasons to influence the government constitutes terrorism.

@The_Paris_Angel on twitter:

Fuck off. They've lost AGAIN?

Forecast for 5am of 91% (ninety one percent) humidity

Zack Sabre Jr applying his Cremation Lily double omoplata figure four stump puller to Juice Robinson

Graffiti from JT Soar in 2017:
'The 2007 Britney meltdown was manufactured by the Bush administration'

Brian Wilson was a musical genius. Are there any left?

Video screen advising drinking plenty of water and staying hydrated. Utter woke nonsense.

Grebs at Download

If, as is now expected, Bruno Fernandes has rejected £100m move to Saudi Arabia it does beg the question - how in the name of PSR are Manchester United affording this and Cunha without a player sale in June?

Shocker, formerly of CMLL

Mark Corrigan telling Jeremy Usborne that four naan is insane

Will Ospreay on twitter:

I just landed in the U.K. the mrs picks me up & says “we’ve gotta talk about your hair”

I’ll get it cut tomorrow 😂

17(?) yo Mark Briscoe in a JAPW promo shot with his signature buzzcut

The Bill's PC Reg Hollis

Danny 'By God' Welbeck

Spain 20-0 Lichtenstein on my FM save (neither are my team)

@The_Paris_Angel on twitter:

Fuck off. They've lost AGAIN?

UK-EU summit will be step on path to better relations, says Rachel Reeves

Actual Keiji Muto and Actual Zach Gowen

'They're the same picture' meme from the US Office

Starmer spox on his Rivers of Blood cover:

Asked if anyone in Downing Street was aware of the similarity between Starmer’s phrase and Powell’s, the spokesperson avoided the question and just said he rejected “the premise of any comparison”.

When it was put to him that the two phrases were very, very similar, the spokesperson replied: “I can reject the comparison.”

'After the footage, lasting two minutes and 40 seconds, was shown to a packed courtroom in Newcastle there was silence. It was terrible and upsetting to watch. The judge ordered a 15-minute break.'

~ the liberal paper of record reporting on a court case related not to a violent murder, but a tree being cut down

"Wenger proposes 'daylight' change to offside rule", BBC Sport, today

"Starmer said he had accepted credit when the CPS secured big prosecutions, including a case in which seven transatlantic flights had been targeted in a terrorist plot, and “carried the can” when it did not.

“We prosecuted that successfully, got awards for that and I took the credit for that on behalf of the organisation. Where we got it wrong, I carried the can,” he said.

“And what that meant to me – carrying the can – was identifying what the problem was and what we needed to fix it.

“I looked at the problem, analysed what had gone wrong, rolled up my sleeves and fixed it.”"

~ from Starmer's interview where he said it was fine to run racist adverts calling Sunak a nonce because he took full responsibility for the CPS's failure to prosecute Sir Jimmy Savile

Chiitan liking my skeet about Chiitan promoting Streatham Rovers being my favourite twitter ad

'You wouldn't demand solidarity' in the style of 'you wouldn't steal a car'

Pint (less a couple of sips) of Crushing Blows at Neon Raptor

Since Torino at The Grove, Nottingham

YouGov caveat claiming 'smeg' to be a made-up word from Red Dwarf

Football Manager news item: 'New India star thanks Islam'

Career outside professional wrestling
[Teddy '4x4' ]Reade has worked as a bodyguard for Mike Tyson, 50 Cent, Winky Wright, Robbie Keane and other celebrities.

No Limit Soldiers' 4x4

Cody's make em say uhh shirt

Last night's show currently 3rd all time on Cagematch after Hana Kimura and Brodie Lee memorial shows