mike,

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the reward i seek is not a hot dog

Baseball card of Mike Tresemer, looking very 80s-ballplayer-dopey, bg music is from a 90s Tresemmé ad
The DeBarges, all four of them are on the telephone
Single-slice pizza box with artwork of two Italian pizza chefs, one with realistic facial features and the other looking like a character from Spy vs. Spy
3-D aerial image of St. Louis, with very detailed and realistically textured structures and surfaces
3-D aerial image of St. Louis from Google Earth from about 2005. Lots of blocky gray masses representing skyscrapers. The Arch is a huge skinny rectangle.
@TheRichardKarn: I’ve thought long and hard about [edited to say “watching the Royals”] and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do 🙏💕 Photo of smiling Richard Karn
Buddy Bell
Starship Enterprise in flight with the title “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” above it
Racks and racks of CDs
album cover for Nimrod Workman's I Want To Go Where Things Are Beautiful
Bar charts showing Royals starting pitchers career Baseball Reference WAR and Fangraphs WAR. Charlie Leibrandt has the highest value in both among players who are eligible for but enshrined in the Royals team hall of fame, and in both cases higher than a couple who are.
T Mobile Park from the upper deck above third base
T Mobile Park from the left field bleachers
Bryan Woo pitching to Jac Caglianone
Yuniesky Betancourt
Alcides Escobar crosses home plate after a leadoff inside-the-park home run in game 1 of the 2015 World Series. From the MLBGuessr game
Lapel pin commemorating Opening Day 2020 at Comerica Park. Includes the phrase “I was there!”
Tim Robinson I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that
Lapel pin commemorating Opening Day 2020 at Comerica Park
Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park saying “boy, do I hate being right all the time”
Screenshot of MLBGuessr, photo is of Felix Hernandez celebrating the final strike of his perfect game
Two women in fancy dresses sitting on dirty English pavement
Marvin Gaye - Ain’t That Peculiar 2:04
Black and white art of a large cow with splotchy pattern on its side and speech bubble saying “K.C. Royals”
Sidewalk chalk art of a cat giving two thumbs up and saying “Enjoy the day”
Cast list from Wikipedia: Walter Cronkite as Capt. Neweyes, an inventor who brings the dinosaurs to the present Jay Leno as Vorb, an alien that works for Capt. Neweyes.
Child playing on the floor, Talking Heads’ Remain In Light LP mounted on the wall behind them
Cartoon cow, humanoid enough to land in the uncanny valley, above banner that reads “Real Milk, No Discomfort!”
Jim Thome mashing a righteous dinger and Delmon Young gasping at it
Google search results for Brandon Johnson with three photos, one of a mustachioed Bobby Valentine in the dugout, one of Steven Kwan throwing a baseball, and one of Bob Melvin (I think) resting on a batting cage
keep honking i'm reloading
Tonic - Lemon Parade (1996)
Portrait of Hall of Fame reliever Lee Smith in a Kansas City Royals uniform. Smith was in spring camp with the Royals in 1998 but refused a minor league assignment before the season began.
Posters at a family fun center advertising theater shows for children in 6-D
Taylor family from Home Improvement
Open copy of John Darnielle’s book This Year with a Leon Durham baseball card acting as bookmark
“Don’t tread on me” in Papyrus font
Portrait of composer Modest Mussorgsky, looks like a guy named Nate
Woman peering over her eye glasses saying "soon-to-be published author, you mean?"
Dichromatic Max Scherzer peering over the dugout rail
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. wearing a sport coat with “HE BLUE JACKE” in bright white letters in the left sleeve (the stylized T at each end is difficult to see)
Home plate view at Dodger Stadium, one member of the crowd is wearing a bright orange Miami Marlins jersey and visor but it's not the guy who usually see wearing that outfit in that location
Lee Greenwood's album cover for "You've Got A Good Love Comin'" Close portrait of Greenwood in a luxurious bathrobe looking at the camera
Aggressive Zorak
James Harden Google search automatically brings up the SafeSearch filter options
Tonite queen meme
Sign for Strait Realty
Salvador Perez with his mouth open in amazement after tagging and scoring on a short fly
Stevie Wonder Hotter Than July
CRT television on a tall cart
T Mobile Park in late evening
Email from the Seattle Mariners, subject line "You've unlocked a $9.99 haircut"
HR distance 47 ft, exit velocity 84.3 mph
Pitchers mound is severely glitching
Gemini says Luka Doncic plays for the Mavs and is from Spain
Lorenzo Cain with a goofy smile in the dugout after hitting a very short home run over a low fence