Stabby

@stabby.bsky.social

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Technology is exhausting. Let's make people happy. I used to be nasty at NBA Jam. Not so much any more, though. @StabbyCutyou on Twitter @StabbyCutyou@mastodon.social on Mastodon

An old fashioned that's way too sweet, and I wish were a boulevardier
Still more to go
Getting darker
Onions, ever softer
Still onions, but starting to soften
Pot of onions for French Onion Soup
A questionable sleep score of "excellent"
Worst person you know meme
Screenshot of darkest dungeon 2 characters
Screenshot of a YouTube video espousing 10 things death stranding 2 doesn't tell you
Vader screaming no, with Vader labeled as me while sweetgreen schemes in the distance.
A young man asking a zoo keeper about puberty, from the coming of age classic "Am I Normal?"
Soup read for broiling
Nearly perfectly caramelized onions
Onions mid-caramelization
Onions, further sweated down. Very very slightly starting to change colors.
Mushy grey onions, about an hour and change into slowly roasting on the stove top
A lot of onions
"And remind me - the way we finished was that penny attempted to induce brain damage on everyone to prevent them from recalling anyone faces, and largely all they remember is a giant suit of armor breaking into their house, somehow silencing them, and terrorizing them into submission Do I have that right" "Pretty much The tactical concussion was unfortunately a great call"
The "thinking vs doing" meme except both children are miserable because they have to do interviews.
Kid at a good/evil crossroad
Pouring whiskey
It's joever
Anime woman puts hands on head or something
Smug royalty guy looking down on people
A screenshot from Twitter 2018 reading: "The last decade has been the Democrats clinging to the rulebook going 'but a dog can't play basketball!' while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over".
A very accurate drawing of me standing up for what is right, aka the "freedom of speech" meme except absolutely shredded. Just like me.
Phil Hartman
Woks of life by Bill, Judy, Sarah, and Kaitlin Leung
Working ability to interpret bitpacked bytes where one byte actually needs to steal an arbitrary number of bits from its neighbor
Checkpointing progress - working ability to ingest and interpret c structs from markdown and prep them for go structs
Banging on all cylinders on a 16 core micropc
a happy looking dog laying on a slightly out of shape man, looking at him and going *breff* *breff* *breff* *breff*
John Madden John Madden John Madden
Tweet about AI starting to learn to avoid detection and self replicate
Smeg toaster but ceramic blue
Smeg toaster
Drinks with my partner
Charcuterie plate
Dog sleeping
Share button icon where it's three connected nodes in a graph
Blurb about using the 7-38-55 rule which is a laughably confusing layout of numbers to expect anyone to remember
South America and Antarctica.
World's best dog about to catch a tennis ball
Playing fetch with my son
Welsh Corgi just soaking up the outdoors
Square dancing on the goblin kings grave
Blurb espousing the benefits of actually writing a readme, good tests, legible errors, input validation, and avoiding a utils dump file, with a focus on user ergonomics vs avoiding complexity.
Affleck, smoking and looking stressed