Stacey Smith

@staceysmith.bsky.social

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Horror nerd, coffee addict and cat mama. My blood type is Ruby Woo and my humour is going to send me straight to hell.

Bugs Bunny saying "no".
Georges, a very handsome black cat, sits on the window sill and stares at the camera.
Loki saying: "Yes, very sad. Anyway..."
I voted in Fangoria's 2026 Chainsaw Awards!
"Got a little German on it, don't you think?" - Chris Rock [he's talking about how after 9/11 Americans would start chanting "USA, USA, USA" randomly at sporting events.]
Tweet from troubled genius @daveloach2 American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense! British sports fans: All right lads, I've just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy's Clair de Lune about an opposing player's drunk driving charge, I'll count us off:
Bru, the babybara.
Melanie Lynskey missed Emmys due to Covid, TV husband Warren Kole kept her in the loop. Message: "I'm going to keep dishing these out..." Caption: "Sweet Warren Kole has been sending me updates and pictures of all the Yellowjackets people - on husband duty even now."
Cat picture
'Kitten,' Song Dynasty (960-1279), National Palace Museum, Taipei, Taibei Shi, Taiwan;
Global Box Office Xitter account: THE ODYSSEY by Christopher Nolan to have Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy and Elliot Page playing Achilles. Kevin Sorbo replies: You could have paid me to tank this movie and I wouldn’t have thought of this.
Jesus on the phone saying: "Start the rapture."
Peter Griffin holding a shotgun saying "I just want to talk with him" while Meg follows him.
Selina Meyer: (laughing nervously) what the fuck?
X post from Emily Zanotti @emzanotti My children are not on the autism spectrum because I took Tylenol while pregnant. They're on the autism spectrum because I, a person who will wear only one type of shoe and can't eat food that is "too potato-y," had babies with a man who has an encyclopedic knowledge of European aristocracy but a limited ability to process social cues.
Frog from Meika gafu by Matsumoto Hoji. Or Michael Gove. Or my face after being forced to read these cursed words. Take your pick.
Screenshot of LBC's Latest News tab. Top two stores are: Live Breaking LIVE updates as Andrew 'arrested on suspicion of misconduct' in public office 43m ago Game of Thrones play to launch in the UK this summer 59m ago Next to the Andrew story is a photo of him looking disgusted and next to the GOT story is a photo of a White Walker. You could swap the two images and no one would notice for a while.
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Kendrick Lamar being a demonic little shit, grinning at the camera during his SuperBowl performance. Showing *exactly* why you leave a Gemini tf alone.
Trump the Weirdo with his arms folded weirdly, making a weird face. Because he's weird.
Josh Johnson (centre) takes a bow, at the end of his London Palladium show, surrounded by The Flower Girls while two photographers take pics of the crowd.
Georges, a very handsome black cat stares at his Mama who is behind the camera. He was the most gorgeous boy in the whole world and made me laugh every day. Without him, I wouldn't have left the abusive relationship I was trapped in.
Kendrick Lamar being a demonic little shit, grinning at the camera during his SuperBowl performance. Showing *exactly* why you leave a Gemini tf alone.
Tweet from Adam Shaftoe @AdamShaftoe Soooooo I have been writing reviews for about ten years. My wife's review of Alien puts everything I have ever written to shame. "Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat. Four stars."
Cover of Hamza's Wild World by Hamza Yassin. An excellent wildlife book for children that OP really enjoyed despite not being a child.
BIOLOGISTS AND ENGINEERS TEAMED UP TO SOLVE THE ENDURING MYSTERY OF WOMBATS' CUBE-SHAPED POOP The poo cubes are formed in the final section of the wombat intestine, when they're pretty dry, and where the intestinal walls have varying degrees of stretchiness. The pressure molds wombats' poop into their characteristic shape.
The answer's not here, Donald. I'll give you a hint. It starts with T and it's not "The Other One".
President Barack Obama on a large screen at the O2, he can be seen in front of the screen on the right. David Olusoga is in the chair on the left.
Image from Diabetes UK on a leaflet entitled "Eating Well with Diabetes". The image features a woman stirring a steaming pot with a clean wooden spoon upside down.
Georges, a very handsome black cat, sits in a modified loaf. He is ready to spring forward. Unseen, his eyes are scrunched tightly.
Bobby, but upside down.
BobBob (AKA Bobby) bug-eyeing my chicken burger. He's a sweet sassy Chihuahua who loves snuggles, cosy blankies, lie ins and being the centre of your world. Please share this - I miss him a lot and Bob deserves an amazing home with someone who will love him as much as we did. God's perfect weirdo.
A very accurate picture of Vice President JD Vance.
Pinhead from Hellraiser saying: "We have such sights to show you."
"JD Vance always looks like a German boy who just dropped their lollipop on the ground and it's covered in ants" - Hasanabi AKA Hasan Piker
Samuel L. Jackson glares motherfuckingly at the camera.
Brandan Frasier as Rick O'Connell in The Mummy. Soft, sweet, loveable, rogueish and deeply, desperately in love with Evelyn.
Genius lyric card with the lyrics: "This Epstein angle was the shit I expected Just for clarity, I feel disgusted, I'm too respected If I was fucking young girls, I promise I'd have been arrested" by Drake
Screenshot of NYC Mayoral Democratic primary winner, Zohran Mamdani's response to sex pest, Andrew Cuomo's announcement that he will be running in an election he already lost on Twitter/X. The top of the screenshot reads: "Hidden replies. Replies hidden by Andrew Cuomo". Underneath is PollingUSA's reply: "Beautiful ratio", which has more likes than even Cuomo's tweet.
Screenshot of corrupt sex pest, Andrew Cuomo's announcement of joining the NYC Mayoral race as an independent with 3.8k likes and winner of the Democratic primary's Zohran Mamdani's reply, linking to his fundraiser which has 120k likes
Vyvyan, Mike and Neil from The Young Ones simultaneously putting their hands as far down as they can.
NewsThump (a satirical news site) Headline: “It was a Roman salute” insists former comedian David Walliams Text underneath: David Walliams has hit back at his critics today, insisting that his Nazi salutes during a recording of ‘Would I Lie to You?’ were in fact just Roman salutes.
Georges, a handsome black cat, lounges on a velvet cushion because he is too much of a princeling to lie on the carpet.
Slide reads: "I have often felt a bit lost in social settings, not because I didn't care, but because the intensity with which I felt everything sometimes left me unsure of how to react to it. This profound sense of empathy manifested in my life as a drive to help others, creating for more inclusive communities and advocating for those without a voice"
Slide reads: "Expressions of empathy might be more action-based than verbal. Instead of verbally confronting someone, a neurodivergent person might go out of their way to help or create solutions because that's their language of compassion"
Slide reads: "Understanding this diversity is essential not only for those who are neurodivergent but also for creating a society that truly values empathetic diversity. Empathy is about connection and we connect in different ways. "
Maggie Smith in Murder by Death looking up at David Niven and saying "Oh, that's tacky. That's really tacky."
Georges, a very handsome black cat, lounges on the bed, one paw forward, staring straight into the camera with his beautiful green eyes.
Trading card featuring the White Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers movie. Around the upper thighs, the costume is ripped and the person is holding their arms unnaturally to hide more damage.
Coralie Fargeat on set with Demi Moore of THE SUBSTANCE, her Oscar winning body horror movie.
An Asian wheelchair user and a young white male wheelchair user are placed alongside a huge chart on the wall which depicts benefits fraud versus tax evasion. The chart shows a graph climbing to 120 billion pounds, which corresponds to the column depicting tax avoided, evaded, and uncollected which is estimated by the Tax Justice Network and the PCS Union as being 120 billion pounds. Another column shows the government’s own calculation as being thirty billion pounds. Two other columns which barely register show estimated benefit fraud and benefit errors. Benefit errors are higher than the fraud column. The Asian man is saying: “So that’s the benefits fraud myth shot down in flames!”. The other young man is saying, whilst indicating the government’s own column with a black pointer: ”And even their own figures show £30 billion still owed in taxes!”
Georges, a handsome black cat, licks his lips and stares up at his Mama's yoghurt which is off camera.
Georges, a very handsome black cat, stares innocently into the camera. He may have licked the tablet and therefore may be a tiny bit stoned but he's handsome so he gets a pass.
Reddit user Nanosauromo's Fallout 4 sign: "Where the fuck is my son?"
Georges, a very handsome black cat, lounges in his carrier and stares up at his Mama, wondering why she's sniveling.
Georges, a handsome black cat, is loafing on the bed. Looking handsome