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Twitter post by Benjamin De Kraker: "An advanced, Al-powered technology is developed The Pentagon wants it and demands an eccentric CEO turn it over to the government He declines, setting up a clash between the U.S. and the company's suddenly in-demand tech Anyway this is the plot of Iron Man 2" This is referencing the DOD's demand that Anthropic assist the military in developing AI-driven autonomous kill-bots and perform mass surveillance of Americans
My Top YouTube songs of the year: Aesop Rock, None Shall Pass; White Stripes, Let’s Shake Hands. Weird Al and Eminem appear.
We found out why we call my grandfather Cheese.
Spayed out chunky orange starfish sitting on the dingy sea bottom and showing out those big ol’ glutes.
Well manicured yard with phallic blue flower display.
Text from Spencer T Hakimian that reads: "The plumber is coming at 1:30 PM THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. SPENCER T. HAKIMIAN, PRESIDENT OF TOLOU CAPITAL MANAGEMENT!" With the very reasonable response, "What the fuck?"
Three tuk tuks on an unpaved Caribbean road sporting primary colors and basically looking cool.
The Atlantic.com said Bluesky is humorless. They followed the wrong Starter Packs.
Smiling bride and groom on a rocky point on Oahu overlooking the Pacific.
Twitter deactivation confirmation screen, which popped up today after learning Elon Musk programmed his AI to engage in overt propaganda.
A bottle with a snake on it labeled “old spice“ and subtitled, mam baking
A googly-eyed spiral-cut ham, but it looks like the poop emoji. For the record, it was delicious.
Leon Bridges RSD issue from October, but my fiancée let me know that was an unfortunate oversight.
Wordle ratings. Skill 99, NYT Avg 89
Demon cat, deceptively sweet, contemplates not your death but your annihilation.
Demon cat, black with white chest, legs and face, bares fangs in a murderous attitude.
A pile of decorated coconuts from the Zulu parade at the New Orleans Mardi Gras.
Reposts by @professorkiosk
Tweet from Axl Rose. Very simply, a flag of freedom. Ukraine's blue and gold.
Screenshot: No longer following Satan.
Folk art sketch of a spindly mermaid with a handwritten add-on “Mermaids are oddly attractive.”
Volo from Baldur's Gate 3: My friend, *every* story benefits from a dragon.
North Shore Oahu Jan. 28, 1998 - 7 a.m. for S.M.D. The sea unbound itself that day, it heaved like a prisoner at the stone around it. Even the surfers wagged their heads at the waves - 36-footers falling like walls - Each one beautiful as a rockslide. I imagined fish beaten to death on the coral and puka shells thrown high on the sand at Keiki's - A silver-dollar rain shower on the beach. You were beautiful beside me - unshowered, your hair in strings, alive as a child - Your eyes dancing at the sky-caught spray, the ocean surging with your heart's fervor. In absent times, I let our nearness lull. You sweep me - your impact unexpected when I've given you my back I learn to always tace you, To embrace the strength your fickle water sends, To dive head-first into your waves. I am the glass-flat sea in summer; Your soul lifts and thrills like winter's sea. You crash off the world in tall, white plumes. Eyes closed, I catch you in drops - my face, my chest, my upstretched arms - You fall on me like rain.
Baggage claim carousel. There’s a lost sock up in the center of the carousel.
This rusty and industrial-destined custom VW bus looks like it was in a Mad Max movie.
It's this year's Alexander Zonjic's Smooth Intimate New Year's Eve Jam in Pontiac Michigan! $50 per ticket at the Little Art Theater in Pontiac, Mi.
Choose Your Fighter: 1) Luigi Mangione; 2) Orcas; 3) Titanic; 4) Titan Submarine. Explain This Joke, Peter! It's the Mortal Kombat selection screen turned into a meme referring to things that have killed or harassed billionaires. Luigi killed an American Healthcare CEO. Orcas are sinking yachts in ocean waters. The Titanic was a luxury liner that famously sank after hitting an iceberg. Titan Submarine imploded this year taking out a few more billionaires. Why is it funny? Class distinctions and wealth inequalities are bedeviling humanity to a greater and greater degree, creating hostility toward the upper classes, as millions languish as victims of the system the wealthy have created to extract money from them. Seeing the ultra rich get their comeuppeance is part of the schadenfreude of our time. We laugh at these generally unaccountable people who are typically able to act with impunity finally checked by circumstances that do not care about wealth and position. Is this type of humor healthy for society? No. But the rich have been bringing such disdain onto themselves with the overwhelming exploitation and impunity. Rape, fraud, exploitation of the working classes, destruction of constitutional freedoms and irreparable environmental degradation are waved away by those installed by the rich to judge their own wrongdoing while the poor are subject to merciless struggle and harsh punishment. The oppressed rejoice when their oppressors fall, and they don't make too much distinction as to whether it was a fluke of nature, the wealthy person's own foolishness or the foolishness of a criminal that does them in.
Package says “Cheese Flight.” Can’t tell from the photo but this might represent Spirit Airlines going for a new demographic.
ChatGPT response screen with an error message reading, “Hmm…something seems to have gone wrong.”
It's Big Mac jail. Officer Big Mac ready to hold prisoners in his teeth as they petition Mayor McCheese for a pardon.
Antony Starr, who may or may not been at the NYC Hilton in Midtown yesterday morning.
NYPD surveillance shot of suspected UnitedHealthcare CEO killer, who has a bold chin and the broad smile that will one day light up the hearts of a thousand prison groupies.
Three bowls of whipped cream: Purple grape, red cherry/chocolate, white vanilla
Peanuts strip. Lucy is at a table that reads Psychiatric Help 5 cents. Charlie Brown comes and says I have deep feelings of depression, what can I do about this? Lucy says, Snap out of it! Five cents, please. She was probably trained at Harvard.
Toy handgun, Xshot Blastercorn. It's a pink, white and purple, sparkly toy handgun in the shape of a unicorn, covered with hearts and rainbows. It shoots pink foam bullets.
Here I am as a college student years ago on the Island of Hawaii sitting next to a beachside heiau, or native Hawaiian sacred site.
GIF of Russell Crowe asking if you're entertained, while wearing clown make up and juggling
Outstanding snowy mountain vista with green pine trees in foreground.
Sat Scrub Daddy
kak·i·sto·cra·cy noun government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.
Mitch McConnell is a happy guy.
Orange-skinned female lizardfolk D&D character wearing fiery orange scale armor and holding a short sword. She has boobs.
Screenshot quoting a Grunt saying, “It sure does feel good to have Pokemon do your evil deeds for you!”
Original Jumanji board game prop
Screen shot of skeet. It’s a groaner, not going to type, sorry. Just know it’s bad and references Hezbollah guys with blown up crotches.
Tweet asking for a “State for haters” and a verified account called New Jersey answers “you called?”
A second skycle with a single circle of friends.
A Skycle adjusted to have a single circle with 50 individuals. These individuals include many of Bsky's most prominent shitposters and, randomly, @alyankovic, who I hereby designate my honorary skycle captain.
Original meme: Whopper ad photo, resplendent, perky, labeled “Fergie singing ‘My Humps’” next to actual Whopper as purchased from a drive-thru, flat, unappetizing, uninspiring, labeled, “My actual humps.”
My Dolly stuff. 😍😍😍. Two iconic 8x10 autographed photos and a signed 2002 ticket for a concert in London.
A picture of sausage and potatoes labeled bangers and mash.
ChatGPT request for a picture of biblically accurate kimtamine. There is literally no words to describe this awful fantasia of a bunch of wings surrounded by disembodied eyeballs and a center of pure energy.
Screen shot of a ChatGPT request for biblically accurate stalled traffic. The image was a surreal traffic-choked highway with angels flying overhead.
Egyptian tomb with walls covered with hieroglyphics.
Glass Joe from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
UHF movie poster frames in green and yellow.
Followed by three people who have no names, just ASCII-type stars, each of whom have thousands of followers and a post history of exactly three posts.