Stan Dalone

@standalone.bsky.social

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Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.

Cornetto just out of frame
Nevada, 3 pronunciations: State, state (derivation), city in Iowa
Giovanni and Stan Dalone
Stan cheers with Nespresso in hand
Photograph of take-away pasta and a mango gelato cone. I could be anywhere. #StanTravel
Stephen Miller on TV not that long ago with super fake-looking spray on hair.
Blocked account
Sandra freaking out
👴🏼 🍺
Show moping because Pete Rose is celebrating his 4,192nd hit.
McConnell not urgently rushed to the hospital 🤷🏻‍♂️
#onawalk
YES PLEASE!!
Disappearing reappearing hat stain
Weird old half of lemon, partially squeezed
Eddie Vedder signing “I’m going viral” in a marsh.
Chad’s Beamer???!!!???
“I’m going viral” -Eddie Vedder
Stan Dalone Reacts: Prince Guitar Solo (Harrison, George) #StanDaloneReacts
Typo Thing
Pick up a peel save a life meme.
☹️
Mort crim chump of the week segment
Grocery haul
Me reacting to one less bridge in the world 😎
Virginia creeper tendrils grabbing my tomato hoop!
Mario time out death
Sports official all dressed up and ready to arbitrate
Jewish rye made with a lidded pan, five ¢s per slice
Two or three more women
Viña getting leveled by angry Albert Belle
Diplo wearing a “compromised” shirt
Two pieces of shit hanging out after a friendly chat.
Ram Singh Chauhan, world record holder for longest mustache (living)
Please go viral
Trump trying to pump PLTR stock using his social media website
Casual correspondence with Maxwell
Me and my offline buddy
Stan Dalone won