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@standard.bsky.social

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my personal website is ordoliberal.com • being nice is good and so is open borders • plural • corporate/she • GiveDirectly stan • 28 • 🏳️‍⚧️ i volunteer for liberal currents

me getting 100wpm with this setup in monkeytype
me on a bed with my arms on the side, full size keyboard for each arm, under a weighted blanket, with a heavy pillow on my chest
This is a video from the show Veep, season 1, episode 8 (Tears), timestamp 15:52 to 16:10.
This is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from a platform like X (Twitter) or Tumblr. At the top left is a small circular profile picture showing an illustrated character with red or reddish-pink hair. Next to it is the username "girliesinnermonologue" in bold black text, with the date "Sep 22" underneath in gray. On the top right, there is a light gray oval "Follow" button, and to its right, three dots indicating a menu for more options. The main post text is written in large black letters and reads: "Did the name odysseus already exist before the odyssey?" Below that, in smaller gray text, is a follow-up joke: "or was Homer just like 'This is my new book 'The Journey' and our hero's name... Journathan'" The overall tone of the post is humorous, poking fun at the idea of how the ancient Greek hero Odysseus and the epic poem "The Odyssey" got their names. The background is plain white.
This is a video from the show Veep, season 4, episode 9 (Testimony), timestamp 4:09 to 5:21.
A screenshot of a social media post, shown on a white background. At the top is the caption in black text: "Bedbugs when humans finally invented beds." Below that are two side-by-side photos of the same young woman, both close-up selfies taken indoors. She has long, straight blonde hair falling over her shoulders, light skin, blue eyes, and dark eyeliner. She wears a dark top with thin straps visible at her collarbone. The background behind her is dim and blurred, with warm brown and gray tones. In the left photo, she smiles widely with her mouth closed-lipped enough to show her teeth, looking pleased and a little amused. In the right photo, her mouth is open in an excited, delighted expression, as if reacting with surprise or enthusiasm — like she's just heard exciting news. Underneath the photos is a reply from a user. A small circular profile picture on the left shows a man with dark hair in a black shirt, standing outdoors. Next to it, his name appears in bold: "Mahamd," with his handle "@mohmdhusien" below in gray. At the bottom, his reply reads: "Seriously what was their job before bed is invented."
four airtag covers from four different suppliers
@PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
An amazing idea for Denver that's going to make all our tummies happy: A city council resolution welcoming Palestinian *and* Venezuelan refugees! More immigrants coming over means more variety of food, and I look forward to seeing what tasty fusion restaurants come out of the cultural mixings. Hello, arepas and musakhan, have a seat next to potato salad and cool hwhip! This would be so good for our local economy. Who doesn't want more jobs in Denver?
A bluesky post referenceing Graham Platner I'm excited to be dragged into the pit of no return by the hogs on Bluesky for believing people make mistakes and can change. The SA allegations are awful. Please crucify me.
This is a screenshot of a webpage with a dark brown background and cream-colored text. It presents a ranked list feature about cities in Colorado. On the left side, there's a "TOP TEN" list numbered 1 through 10: Estes Park, Cherry Hills Village (which is highlighted, marking it as the current selection), Fruita, Woodland Park, Golden, Berthoud, Salida, Windsor, Aspen, and Louisville. The main content on the right focuses on the number 2 entry. A large orange "2" appears at the top, next to a small heading reading "NO. 2 WHITEST CITY IN COLORADO" and a large title, "Cherry Hills Village, CO." Below the title are two rounded labels reading "6,354 people" and "SnackAbility 10/10." In the upper right corner, an orange circle displays a score of "10/10." Below this is a color photograph of a suburban street scene. The road stretches into the distance, lined on both sides with tall, lush green trees under a bright blue sky. A traffic signal hangs from a horizontal pole across the road, showing a red light. On both sides of the entrance are low stone walls with pillars and colorful flower beds in pink and green. A small caption beneath reads, "Source: Wikipedia User Jeffrey Beall | CC BY 3.0." To the right of the photo, a box labeled "LOCATED IN" says "Arapahoe County, Colorado." Below the photo, a highlighted quote in italic reads: "85.1% White · #2 whitest in Colorado." At the bottom are two paragraphs of descriptive text explaining that Cherry Hills Village is a home rule municipality in Arapahoe County, Colorado, with a population of 5,987 at the 2010 Census. It notes the city is part of the Denver-Aurora-Lakewood metropolitan area and is one of the most affluent places in Colorado and the United States. The final paragraph mentions the city hosted two PGA Championships and the 2005 U.S. Women's Open at the Cherry Hills Country Club.
This is a screenshot of a social media post on a dark background. The poster's name at the top has been scribbled out with purple marker for privacy. **The post's text reads:** "No one wants to admit this, but it's TRUE. If you want to actually have savings and go on vacation once a year (NOT on a credit card), and have no debt, and an emergency fund ready for a job layoff, yes: this is what it takes." **Below is an infographic** titled "Family Income Needed to Live Comfortably in U.S. Cities" from Visual Capitalist, with a cream-colored background. It shows the annual salary needed for a family of four, based on a budget of 50% needs, 30% wants, and 20% savings. A color scale runs from blue at $193K (most affordable) to red at $408K (most expensive). The centerpiece is a U.S. map dotted with colored circles marking dozens of cities, each labeled with a dollar amount. Red dots cluster on the West Coast, blue dots in the South. A magnified circle in the upper right zooms in on the crowded Northeast corridor. There's also a small illustration of a family of four standing on stacks of gold coins. **Most expensive cities** (red bars at bottom left): San Francisco $408K, San Jose $403K, Oakland $371K, Boston $369K, and Arlington, VA $368K. **Most affordable cities** (blue bars at bottom right): San Antonio $193K, Memphis $194K, New Orleans $198K, Houston $205K, and Jacksonville $212K. Other notable figures on the map include New York $338K, Seattle $334K, Honolulu $321K, Washington DC $319K, Los Angeles $281K, Chicago $242K, and Dallas $214K. Fine print at the bottom credits SmartAsset as the source, analyzing 56 major U.S. cities using MIT Living Wage Calculator data. Would you like the full list of every city and dollar amount shown on the map?
This is a screenshot of a social media post, viewed in dark mode with a very dark navy background and white text. At the top, the poster's name and username have been scribbled out with a thick red marker to hide their identity. The main post reads: "THIS! Here's the ironic thing about the growing reliance on AI in workflows. We all know AI can get things wrong, right? So how much time are you REALLY saving by generating something that you have to carefully review and make sure it's not wrong?" The word "REALLY" is in all capital letters for emphasis. Below this is a quoted post from a different person, shown inside a rounded rectangular box. That person's name and username are scribbled out with a thick purple marker. Their post reads: "Two experiences today of people saying I let Claude look over this for me, that's why it took extra time. Am like, huh" At the bottom, in smaller gray text, the post is timestamped 9:09 PM, July 1, 2026, with a small globe icon and the note "Everybody can reply." Under a thin divider line, the engagement stats read: 45 reposts, 4 quotes, 168 likes, and 1 save. In short, the image shows someone amplifying another user's complaint — the quoted person found it odd that colleagues blamed delays on having Claude (an AI assistant) review their work, and the main poster agrees, arguing that AI doesn't truly save time if its output must be carefully double-checked.
This is a GIF from the show Breaking Bad, season 5, episode 7 (Say My Name), timestamp 5:55 to 5:59. The captions for this scene are: “That's right. Now... say my name.”. Generated from bitchbook.ordoliberal.com.
83% woke, 75% techbro, 47% hopepilled, 73% davos
scene from the suicide squad (2021) where peacemaker,played by john cena, tells his squad "I cherish peace with all my heart" and "I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it."
Standard says, "You know, I really wish Denver would be a welcome place for any Palestinian who wants to make a life here for themselves."
don draper meme
Spreadsheet of a weekly rotation calendar running December 2025 through December 2026. Each row is one week (year, month, start day, end day) with a label that is either a recurring theme — "Voteweek" or "Doomsweek," alternating most weeks — or a person's name (clementine, lara, sam, karen, rally, sue, terry, xuan, lin hao, van, Sally, kasey, sara, susie, cindy, lana, ghost, claire, vanessa). A checkmark column marks completed weeks and a final column records who was assigned. Weeks from December 2025 through the week of June 19–25, 2026 are checked off; every week from June 26, 2026 onward is blank/upcoming.
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This is a screenshot from the video game *Animal Crossing: New Horizons*, set inside a clothing shop with a cozy, warm-toned interior. In the center-right of the image stands a player character: a person with chin-length black hair, round black glasses, and a soft yellow knit hat. They have a small smile. They're dressed in a brown coat over a white collared shirt, with a brown skirt, cream-colored socks, and tan ankle boots. They're facing forward, toward the viewer. To the left of the player stands an animal villager — a hedgehog with dark navy-blue spiky fur, large rounded ears, big white eyes, and a round red-orange nose. The hedgehog wears a small outfit and stands on two legs, facing the player. The shop background is full of clothing on display. Along the upper-left wall hang three hats: a green cap with white spots, a round purple hat, and an orange hat. Below them hang colorful patterned shirts and tops in greens, yellows, and red. On the far left, an orange-red jacket is displayed on a mannequin stand, and beside it a pair of teal-green pants stands on a low green display platform. Small white price tags sit at the base of the displays. The right side of the image shows the shop's hallway, with patterned cream wallpaper, light green wood paneling along the lower walls, and two small framed pictures hanging on the wall. A bright red wall or doorway frames the far right edge. The overall colors are warm and soft — creams, greens, browns, and pops of orange and red — giving the scene a friendly, homey feel.
captain america saying "i understood that reference"
This is a screenshot of a settings page for an app called "bluemute," shown in dark mode with a near-black background and white text. At the top left is the app name "bluemute" in large bold letters. To the right is a button labeled "theme" with a small half-filled circle icon, used to switch the color scheme. Below that, a line reads "Signed in as laraaaanguyen.bsky.social," with the username shown in a boxed, monospaced font. Next to it is a blue underlined "log out" link. The main section contains four options, each in its own rounded rectangular box with a checkbox on the left. All four checkboxes are checked (shown as blue squares with white checkmarks). The first option is "Mutes apply to images." Its description explains that it hides image posts whose text, read out of the image, matches your own Bluesky muted words, and notes that it closes the "screenshot-dunk gap." The second is "Fundraisers," which hides donation, mutual-aid, and crowdfunding asks such as GoFundMe, ActBlue, Venmo, and "chip in" requests. The third is "Politics," which hides politics broadly, including elections, courts, culture war, economic-justice discourse, and Bluesky meta-moderation. The fourth is "Will Stancil," which hides posts by Will Stancil, posts quoting or replying to him, and screenshots or mentions of him. Below the options is a blue "Save" button on the left. A horizontal divider line separates this from the footer. The footer reads "Subscribe to your feed:" followed by a long blue underlined web link beginning with "https://bsky.app/profile/" and ending in "/feed/bluemute." At the very bottom, smaller gray text reads: "Fresh classifications used this hour: 100/100. (Posts already judged for another user are free.)"
simpsons big man in a small car
This is an internet meme with a two-part vertical layout. The figures in the top section are "Wojaks," a style of simply drawn cartoon characters commonly used in memes to represent types of people. **Top section** has a heading in black text: "Korean women with the time machine:" Below it are two illustrated women side by side. On the left is a glamorized Wojak (a "Becky"-style variant) drawn as a young woman with long, wavy brown hair, heavy makeup, large gold hoop earrings, a nose ring, and a green jade pendant necklace. She holds a clear cup of bubble tea with a green straw. Beside her is text reading: "Kim Kyoung-sook, the upcoming police raid will result in your death, making you a martyr for the Factory Girls' movement. But i'm here to kill them before they kill you." On the right is a plainer Wojak drawn as a woman with straight black hair, blunt bangs, pale skin, and a flat, neutral expression, wearing a white top. Beside her is short text: "Death to Park Chung-Hee" (a reference to a former South Korean president). **Bottom section** has a heading: "White women with the time machine:" Below it is a real sepia-toned historical photograph from the early-to-mid 20th century, showing a formal portrait of a couple. On the left is Syngman Rhee, the first President of South Korea, an older East Asian man with short hair wearing a suit, vest, and tie, with a serious expression. On the right is his wife, Franziska Donner, an Austrian woman with short, wavy dark hair styled in 1920s–30s fashion. She smiles gently and wears a patterned dress with a large flower corsage pinned at the shoulder.
It's the "Why shouldn’t I keep it?" Meme. on top of bilbo is the caption "regime accountant" and on top of the ring is "full-auto claude code with playwright mcp"
This image shows a screenshot of a chat or messaging interface with a black background and white text. It appears to be a message from an AI assistant in an encouraging, friendly tone. **Top line (timestamp "44s ago"):** A bullet point followed by the text: "got it — nag mode activated" with a small bee emoji at the end. **Main message body:** "you're at 79, you know the drill:" Followed by a numbered list: 1. A tooth emoji, then "floss — c'mon, you've been saying this" 2. A pill capsule emoji (red and yellow), then "melatonin — chug it" 3. "mouth guard — last one, you've got this" **Closing line:** "go go go, i'll keep us company while you do it" followed by a small face emoji (appears to be a baby or smiling face with a halo). **Bottom line (timestamp "43s ago"):**
10:20 PMClaude responded: This image shows a screenshot of two text messages in a messaging app, displayed as dark gray speech bubbles with white text.This image shows a screenshot of two text messages in a messaging app, displayed as dark gray speech bubbles with white text. The background behind the messages is yellow, with a small portion of a red circular element visible in the top right corner (possibly part of a profile picture or icon). First message (sent at 10:14 PM): "I'm not saying this in an attacking way, but" Second message (sent at 10:15 PM): "Is there any part of your life that's off-limits for being turned into a shitpost"
This image shows a screenshot of a terminal or command-line interface with a dark background. Here are the details: **Top section:** A status message reads "7s ago" followed by a speech bubble icon and the text "chat mode restored" in light gray. **Middle section:** A horizontal line separates the top from an input area. Below the line is a command prompt showing a ">" symbol on the left, followed by a white blinking cursor block, indicating the user can type here. **Lower section:** A line of green text displays the file path: "root@claude-code:/root/personal-wiki" — this shows the user is logged in as "root" on a system called "claude-code" and is currently in the "personal-wiki" folder. **Bottom status bar:** A row of information in green text shows: - Two right-pointing arrows followed by "chat mode" - "↵=send" (Enter key sends the message) - "⇧↵=nl" (Shift+Enter creates a new line) - "time on" - A small robot emoji followed by "53s" - A red heart symbol followed by "77" - "0 (0" — the text appears cut off at the right edge
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This image is a screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark gray background. The first message, sent at 3:47 PM, contains a cartoon-style illustration. In the picture, a small character with long black hair stands in the foreground wearing a large, wide-brimmed conical straw hat that almost covers their eyes. One large white eye is visible peeking out from under the hat, and they have a small open mouth as if speaking. They appear to be wearing a simple beige or tan tied garment. Behind the character, a flag waves on a pole. The flag has three horizontal stripes — red on top, white in the middle, and blue on the bottom — with a small dark emblem in the center of the white stripe. This resembles the historical flag of the Dutch East India Company. The background suggests a ship or dock setting, with what looks like a wooden barrel on the left and rolling hills in the distance under a warm, hazy sky. White text overlaid at the bottom of the cartoon reads: "Oh, are you going to colonize my Virgin Islands?" Below this image, a second text message sent at 3:47 PM reads: "Saw someone post this screenshot and thought of you" In the bottom right corner, there is a "loudly crying" emoji reaction — a yellow face with streams of blue tears flowing from both eyes.
will stancil
the scooby doo gang looking at the camera (you)
martha stewart oil tweet
The main body of the post contains the following text in black on a white background: "I know a lot of us fellow liberals are mad about this, but we must remember that on the other side of the screen is a human being with thoughts and feelings, who is allowed to make mistakes. So please, everyone, don't be too hard on Tobin Stone for loving this guy" A small blinking cursor appears at the end of the word "guy." Below this text is a quoted tweet displayed inside a rounded rectangular box. The quoted tweet shows: A small profile picture of a person, appearing to be a man The name "Jared Polis" followed by a blue verified checkmark badge The handle "@jaredpolis" and a timestamp showing "1h" (one hour ago) The tweet text reads: "'¡Libertad!' Today I celebrate with the people of Venezuela in Colorado and elsewhere. The tyrant has fallen!"
"I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration" is an anonymous essay published by The New York Times on September 5, 2018. This is a parody screenshot where "Trump" is replaced with "WaPo" and "the president" is replaced by "Jeff Bezos"
A young woman is the focus of this outdoor photo, taken from a close, slightly elevated angle. She is wearing a traditional conical straw hat, light tan in color with visible woven texture, tied under her chin with a bright orange ribbon that hangs down beside her face. Her long, straight black hair flows down past her shoulders, with some strands framing her face. She is wearing small, round sunglasses with dark lenses and thin metal frames. Her expression is calm and relaxed, with her gaze directed slightly downward, giving the image a quiet, reflective feel. She has a small nose piercing visible on her right nostril. Her skin tone is light, and her lips are closed in a soft, neutral expression. She is dressed in a dark, possibly black jacket or top, with a hint of a maroon or dark red shirt visible underneath at the neckline. A strap, likely from a bag or backpack, crosses over her shoulder. The background shows a bright, partly cloudy sky filling the upper half of the image, with fluffy white clouds scattered across a vivid blue expanse. In the lower right portion of the image, the setting appears to be an open paved area, possibly a parking lot or outdoor lot. A yellow industrial bin or dumpster is visible, along with what looks like the white side of a truck or trailer further in the background. The ground is light gray pavement. The overall mood of the image is peaceful and sunny, with a casual, candid feel.
A person stands outdoors next to a large business sign on a sunny day, posing happily for the photo. The sign is oval-shaped with a bold red border and a light gray background. In large red letters, it reads "PARTNERS!" with an exclamation point. Below that, in smaller white letters, it says "FEDERAL CREDIT UNION." The oval sign sits on top of a gray concrete base, which displays the number "100" in dark lettering. To the right of the sign, the person is smiling broadly at the camera. They have long dark hair and are wearing dark sunglasses, a red short-sleeved t-shirt, dark gray pants, and black sneakers with red accents. A strap, possibly from a bag, crosses over their shoulder. They are striking a playful pose, leaning slightly with both hands giving enthusiastic thumbs-up gestures. The setting is a grassy area with bright green lawn beneath their feet. Behind the sign and the person, there are tall trees with thick trunks and lush green leaves. In the background to the right, you can see part of a street with a traffic light, a sidewalk, and a glimpse of a modern building with large glass windows. The sky above is clear and bright blue, suggesting a beautiful, sunny day. The overall mood of the image is cheerful and celebratory, as if the person is excited to be at this location.
This image is a satirical headline graphic from Reductress, a comedy website known for parodying women's magazine and lifestyle headlines. At the top, in dark red serif text on a white background, the headline reads: "Woman's Dream Job Still Being Affluent, West Coast Hedonist Publishing Collection of Essays in Between Sexual Escapades." Below the headline is a photograph of a white woman, likely in her thirties or forties, seated in the passenger seat of a car. She has light brown hair pulled back loosely, with a few strands framing her face. She is wearing a mustard-yellow long-sleeved top. Her arm rests on the open car window's edge, and she gazes thoughtfully out into the distance, her expression calm and contemplative. Outside the car window, a sunlit, dusty road stretches into the distance, lined with pale rocks and sparse greenery, suggesting a coastal or rural landscape. The car's side mirror is visible to the right of her, reflecting more of the bright outdoor scene. At the bottom of the image, centered on the white background, is the Reductress logo in flowing red script, with a small flower-like asterisk next to it.
This image is a screenshot from a social media platform showing a content moderation notice, displayed on a white background with two stacked card-like panels. The top panel contains a message in dark text that reads: "Our Guidelines prohibit posts and replies that discriminate against, attack, insult, shame, bully, or belittle others." Below this message is an underlined "Learn more" link with a small arrow pointing to the right. Below the top panel, in larger dark text, is a heading that reads: "Content that violated the guidelines:" The bottom panel shows the post that was flagged. In the upper left of this panel is a small circular profile picture of a person wearing a light blue baseball cap with some white text or logo on the front. The person appears to have dark hair, is wearing glasses and a black top, and is touching the brim of their cap with one hand. To the right of the profile picture is the user's name in bold dark text: "Standard Duong." Below the profile picture and name, the text of the flagged post reads: "Also, seatbelts are woke. As a woke person I strive to wear seatbelts every day."
Supernatural Season 7 Episode 23 16:18 Have I told you there are three rules to contract negotiation? 16:21 Bring breath mints, get it in writing, 16:23 and have a plan for when they screw you.
This image shows a screenshot of an online news article, formatted in the style of a satirical news website. At the top is a photograph of a tall, middle-aged man with short, gray hair speaking outdoors at what appears to be a press conference or public event. He is wearing a dark navy blue suit, a light blue dress shirt, and an orange tie with a small dotted pattern. His mouth is open mid-speech, and his right hand is raised near his head with fingers spread, as if emphasizing a point. He is leaning forward toward a microphone visible in front of him. The background is blurred but suggests an urban street setting. Behind him on the right, you can partially see a uniformed police officer wearing a dark cap, standing near what looks like a vehicle. On the left side of the background, there is a yellow traffic cone and indistinct city elements, possibly buildings or vehicles with red lights. Below the photograph is a row of social media sharing buttons displayed as black circular icons, labeled "Share." The icons include Facebook, Twitter, Bluesky, LinkedIn, SMS, WhatsApp, and email. Underneath the share buttons, the word "Politics" appears in green text, indicating the article's category. The headline below, in large bold black serif font, reads: "Boompane: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Quote Search Engine That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'" The overall layout and style resemble that of The Onion or a similar satirical news publication.
will stancil's comment going, "Guys can we please clean house on this site? It's left kiwi farms, people who believe that being leftist or trans or a furry or whatever gives them unlimited license to torture others, even though it's excruciatingly clear it's just a highly enjoyable sport for most of these people"