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Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him

Pink t-shirt with a vintage kitten graphic. Caption: "I don't want to heal. I want them to pay for what they did."
Two cats silhouetted in a window at night. The massive cat on the left stands forward with glowing eyes and paws spread wide. The cat on the right stands on its hind legs looking toward the left one.
Pink t-shirt with a vintage kitten graphic. Caption: "I don't want to heal. I want them to pay for what they did."
Yellow t-shirt with a grey, stylized wolf graphic. Caption: "ALIENATED"
Beige baseball cap with a circular patch with a mouse graphic. Caption: "CAN STOP WILL STOP"
White baseball cap with an ouroboros graphic. Caption inside: "I just gotta make it to Friday"
Maroon t-shirt with a stylized, solarized bear graphic.Caption: "FED UP"
A symmetrical pattern design featuring two mirrored, curved sharks forming a circle against a textured teal background. Very limited edition!
A woman modeling a pullover hoodie featuring an all-over psychedelic, kaleidoscopic pattern in vibrant purple, magenta, teal, and orange.
Blue t-shirt with a vintage, cross-hatched engraving of a small monkey on a branch.Caption: "DISAPPOINTED"
green t-shirt with a photograph of a green tree frog framed inside a five-pointed star.
The 1914 progressive feminist comic strip Militant Mary, originally co-written by Steve Hyde and illustrated by Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh. A stylized, stick-figured woman with large round glasses and pigtails standing with her arms crossed. Hand-written verse text: "I'm over-worked! I'm under-paid! I'm sick, and no one CARES - My friends, there's murder in my heart WHEN I SEE MILLIONAIRES!" "STEVE HYDE"
Graph with y-axis labeled "Bóbr" and the x-axis labeled "Kurwa". An exponential growth curve flows over a black-and-white sketch of a beaver chewing on a tree trunk. Annotations pointing to the curve:"Slow beginning" (at the flat start over the beaver's tail)"Steep acceleration" (climbing the back)"Ja pierdolę" (pointing to the peak near the head)
Martha Kelly (@MarthaKelly3) on Twitter: "Under capitalism, it’s normal to let children go hungry, let banks force people out of their homes, let sick people die for lack of access to healthcare. But the idea that billionaires could just be less rich - not poor, not struggling, just less rich, is considered insane."
Seal pup sits on a grey pebble beach with snow-capped mountains in the background. Text: "Your wealth has rotted, and your clothing has become moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have become corroded, and their corrosion will be a witness against you, and it will consume your flesh like fire." -James 5:4
Mannequin Pointing at Crying Mannequin: "This Motherfucker's Ideology Isn't Rooted In Compassion"
quasi-normalcy on tumblr: "I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil." ""I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty."
"How many times a day do you think about raccoons?" Michael Cohen speaking at a congressional hearing says it's about 500 times
"Oh no! Someone slashed my tire!" Goodyear tire in a black top hat featuring silver conchos, a long black wig, aviator sunglasses, and a guitar strap holding a Gibson Les Paul style electric guitar.
surf guitar to infinity
Caption: "Girls: I like being choked" Montana: [A thick layer of grey smoke and smog over a barely visible treeline.]
Line drawing of a guillotine, text: "A Wealth Tax Is The Compromise."
"BREAKING: Mitch McConnell returns to Senate floor dispelling death rumors" [George Santos wearing a grey wig and wire-rimmed glasses to look like Mitch McConnell.]
four mirrored sections in shades of black, grey, and white with subtle purple textures
"The BBC apologised today after US rock band Rage Against the Machine - battling with The X Factor winner Joe McElderry to be the Christmas No 1 - turned the airwaves blue on the Radio 5 Live breakfast show. Rage Against The Machine were guests on the morning show, hosted by Nicky Campbell and Shelagh Fogarty, and invited to play a live version of their song, Killing in the Name. The band had been asked not to sing the final refrain, "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" but singer Zack de la Rocha sang it anyway. "emberry-pie on tumblr replies: "me when I tell the guy who sings "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" not to do that"
four mirrored sections in shades of pink, purple, and orange.
A concept product post by digital artist David Delahunty (@delahuntagram) for a surreal "Nose Nose Piercing". Top panel: A close-up of a human nostril with a miniature silicone replica of a human nose worn as a stud piercing. Bottom panel: Two individual stud earrings shaped like tiny noses with surgical steel posts against a plain white background. Text overlay at the top right: "NOSE NOSE PIERCING Nose Nose Piercing Sculpted silicone, surgical steel post" Small watermark at the bottom right: "david"
"Weak Aura vs. Strong Aura" Left side ("WEAK AURA"): The movie poster silhouette from John Carpenter's The Thing. Caption: "I will carefully and slowly infect and eliminate the humans" Right side ("STRONG AURA"): the flesh monster from Carrion. Caption: "Fuck it, we ball" repeated four times.
Top left: A fluffy white cat stretching completely flat out of a cat-shaped woven basket onto the wooden floor. Top right: A long-haired beige cat dripping its front legs and torso off the edge of an armchair. Bottom left: A tabby cat slumping vertically down the side of a woven table basket. Bottom right: A cat sleeping upside down and spilling over the edge of an elevated cat tree bed. Caption at the top: "You know it's summer when the cats start melting."
Warhammer 40k fan comic by picatea (https://www.tumblr.com/picatea) based on the Airplane locksmith joke. An Imperial Commissar sits at his desk and yells at Trazyn the Infinite, a robotic Necron holding a staff who has appeared in his office. Top panel: "Who are you, and how did you get in here?" Bottom panel: "I'm Trazyn the Infinite, and I'm Trazyn the Infinite."
"Look at all those chickens" but it's Pokémon: including Plusle, Minun, Pachirisu, Emolga, Dedenne, Togedemaru, Morpeko, and Pawmi. Subtitle: "Look at all those Pikachu"
an unpainted, grey plastic Warhammer 40k miniature kitbash depicting a mechanical skeletal servitor fused directly into the backrest of a toilet bowl with a toilet paper roll attached to the side. Impact font caption: "Pissing All By Yourself, Commissar?"
Adam (@adayumjames) on twitter: "So I noticed one of my friends downloaded my sex playlist off of ITunes so I thought I’d add a couple songs to throw her off." [Attached image of a text message screenshot from Liz]: "adam tell me why the national anthem is in your sex playlist that was the awkwardest thing to try and explain"
four miniature liquor bottles being toasted: "My brain won't accept that there are four people in this picture" One arm on the left is in a camouflage jacket, blending into the background rocks. (@AddictKE_) on twitter replies: "I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose"
an orange and white cat in a bathtub standing on its hind legs next to a bar of soap. In panel one, the cat sniffs the bar of soap. In panel two, he takes a bite out of the soap. In panel three, he recoils with its mouth half-open. Finally he turns its head directly toward the camera, looking mad.
cat sounds like a ghast:
prokopetz on tumblr: "Having been Very Online in the mid 1990s is rough because half of your formative influences are like "yeah, this Flash video engages in pop culture deconstruction that's strikingly topical even thirty years later and did things to my vocabulary that persist to this day, and I can literally never recommend it to anyone because its core premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily observed only under laboratory conditions"."
infinite love art (@artinfinitelove) on twitter: "I ordered a meditation book from Amazon and every page just says inhale and exhale" [Attached image of a book cover: "A GUIDED MEDITATION FOR BEGINNERS David Ploof", next to an open page inside with the small words "inhale" and "exhale"]
Yuna from Final Fantasy X-2 stands in front of a rocky cliff side pointing a pistol off-screen. "Maybe the real treasure was this gun I found"
custom Indiana license plate: "IS AWFUL"
No War For Oil Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt.
bewbin on tumblr: "dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats"
A barred owl perched on a blue roadside anti-littering sign. Text on the sign: "Litter And It Will Hurt Report Violators 1-866-Litter1"
A fiery apparition resembling the United States Capitol with text "Welcome to the... American Century of Humiliation" overlaid.
a hunting fox in a snowy night under a half moon.
Trump in white ink, bitching about something, captioned "not my fucking president."
crow-like bird on an alien desert planet
black geometric overlay with thin white outlines over a multicolored tie-dye background
baby raccoon in a star shirt
star deer, not red
oh shit oh fuck on a mug
blackbird on a branch
an assortment of cool buttons
pattern with thick purple and black geometric borders
kaleidoscope pattern in red, black, and white
A meme showing two adults in heavy punk attire walking down a sidewalk, holding hands with a small child dressed in bright pink and turquoise clothing and the cutest little denim battle jacket. The adult on the left wears a heavily studded denim vest over black clothes. The adult on the right wears a studded leather jacket with white painted text: "PUNK'S UNDEAD" Captioned text below: "Juvenile punks are brightly colored as a form of protective visibility, allowing their parents to find them easily and preventing injuries such as traffic mishaps and accidental mosh pit squishing. As they mature, punks develop their darker, studded adult plumage."
A round sticker saying "There's no glory in suffering, self care is praxis." (x3!)
vinyl sticker with a white clenched fist over a red background. Circular border text: "If Our Struggle Was Hopeless, Their Propaganda Would Be Unnecessary."
A black t-shirt printed with a graphic of the driving rat meme. Small grey and white rat sitting in a tiny red toy car with red and white stylized text across the bottom: "RAT CAR"
tilthat on tumblr: TIL that rats become more emotionally resilient when they are taught how to drive a small vehicle via reddit.com wormpoet replies: op how dare you leave out this photo [image of a small grey and white rat sitting in a tiny red toy car] spaghettisaucerer replies: *bad thing happens to me* *remembers times when i drove around in a little car* “i can do this”